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side blogs: ✨adamthenparrish 🌷lifeis-precious

[dogpuppy]

[cikero]

I have been quoting this all morning while muted in a teams meeting

[nowheresville-dakota]

[queef-queg]

[userfish]

[ahotknife]

in my head i do everything right

[parakeet]

Give a man a leaf and he will eat it. Teach a man to leaf and he will go away

[marzipanandminutiae]

posts that could have also been in a newspaper in 1910 on a slow day

[only-cat-memes]

[mercurialmilk]

New reaction image for ‘posting something on the internet and having it be wildly misinterpreted’

[t4tstarvingdog]

“start your free trial now” what if i told u i am already experiencing trials. and the cost is more than i can bear

[bigphart69]

[xefyre]

oh fuck yum

[wolg-fang]

Every post in 2014 was like this

[cloevr]

when i take my phone case off i feel concern and fear knowing that some people just rawdog their phone like that like its so slippery girl you are carrying around a little fish

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Handle a naked smartphone and you can just feel the eagerness of this device to lemming itself onto the pavement

[eebie]

i miss everyone

[eebie]

[halondrus]

[everyday-cutephoto]

[whatcoloristhatcat]

black mackerel tabby with moderate white spotting

[sossegato]

no that's the evil chancellor

[detectivehole]

the classic trope of "what if you went to a town and it was weird" never fails

[curioscurio]

when I tell you I had to do a double take because I thought these were 2 parts of the same whole joke

[theehorsepusssy]

[segamascott]

and you'll never get rid of me

[segamascott]

*her