Careful with that plasma cannon!

all IYFs are gender-agnostic unless specified. this place is for everyone. out of character shit is welcome! it's YOUR imagination not the Sonic Bible 😜

[yandere-eggman]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

(I FINALLY FINISHED IT! I finished that one IYF and turned it into a full-on Robotnik/Reader story. Now if you’ll excuse me, I just sprained my shoulder from patting myself on the back…)

[yandere-eggman]

(I've been prompted to write something here, which is grand because I miss Robotnik. While I'm unpacking and getting ready to fire up my computer again though, why not give this oldie a read? It's completed, and it's one of my favorite works.)

[yandere-eggman]

I need a beta reader for an Agent Stone/Wesker fanfiction I wrote.

... don't look at me like that.

[kellterntempest]

[yandere-eggman]

What’s Robotnik pet peeves?

You're better off asking what doesn't annoy him.

[yandere-eggman]

Imagine telling your favorite that you want a baby.

Imagine gaining a few pounds and having to take those gross calcium chewables because your favorite slipped something into your drink and then you woke up days later without ovaries. The least he could do is stop acting so smug about stealing your reproductive organs and indirectly increasing your cardiovascular risk...

[yandere-eggman]

Imagine if reader is terrified of spiders. So they ask favorite eggman/robotnik/jimbotnik to kill it. But it turns out he's terrified of them too.

The single minute that it takes Agent Stone to gather the spider and release it outside is the longest stretch of time experienced by you and your favorite. The two of you stand on the couch, watching Agent Stone like a hawk in case he does something treacherous like show you the spider, or fling the spider at you, or even mention that the spider is now in his possession. You spot a slight movement from the corner of your eye and scream, clinging to Robotnik and nearly tipping the both of you over. It's a cobweb in the corner of the ceiling. Or is it the remains of a spider's web? Where is its owner? They must be hungry for vengeance after somebody (there's a heated debate about who did it) wrecked it!

Agent Stone is back. Yes, he washed his hands. Yes, he's sure it's not stuck to him now. He disrobes at Robotnik's command while the both of you inspect him for any hidden spiders. Your fingers are going numb from how hard you're holding the doctor, and he hides his face in your neck as Stone shakes out his dress shirt for a third time. Agent Stone patiently follows orders, as this isn't the dumbest thing he's done while naked.

[faneth]

so there's this old man

[yandere-eggman]

Imagine after Jimbotnik got the power he needed from Sonic, he kills him and takes over Earth as its king. All governments cease to be and underground resistances all over the globe are working together to take him down. He executes, tortures and also uses many of its members as test subjects. You are one of the resistance and one who catches his eye because you always manage to escape his grasp. Not this time, however, as you wake up in his lab, strapped to a table. He smiles at you gently...

"Ah yes, there you are, the annoying little protagonist of every dystopian young adult novel series who either has Abilities or is otherwise just special enough to be a threat to the powers that be. Good morning! You must be sore from hitting your head on the floor after passing out, and that dart gun I used really packs a punch. I can tell from the bruising on your shoulder!

"I'm not going to lie, Y/N, I enjoyed shooting you. It felt amazing, just like it felt amazing to finally capture and kill that little blue hedgehog whom everyone treats like a martyr these days. Remember that? Of course you don't! You were blissfully ignorant back then, just like everyone else, of the dangers of entrusting so many military operations to me and my machines! None of you realized that they could never be fully bought, and that they would all eventually turn on their 'owners'—oh, but I'm rambling, aren't I?

"All of this is to say that they were right about you. You really are special, Y/N. You're as special as Sonic. You almost had me worried, just like him, and you were a remarkable source of frustration for months! Now, I'm going to slice you open, examine your musculature and sensory organs for abnormalities, and keep you alive while I explain my findings for as long as possible. We're going on this journey together live on television. That's right—see that cameraman over there? Why don't you give the folks at home one of your signature, witty one-liners before I cut away at your dignity and bravery until nothing but a pained, terrified, whimpering animal is left, just like I did to your hero Sonic?"

[yandere-eggman]

Are game / main ! Eggman obsessing over Agent Stone scenarios allowed? I’ve got a whole lot cooking, like, in-comparison to Jimbotbik, this Egg is EXTREMELY affectionate & possessive of Stone. He’s constantly standing near Stone and just going “oh yeah, this MY BOYFRIEND ( not yours ), isn’t he adorable?” and beaming, in a gay evil way. He spoils Stone all the time and makes sure they’re together every second, awhile Stone’s still as non-talkative & palatable as ever; head over heels for Eggs.

Oh, ABSOLUTELY! Ever since @irenereru presented the world with the Sonic Boom version of Agent Stone I've been all for it! I like the bunny Mobian version, too! He's just too cute not to be present in the other versions of the Sonic universe 🥰

[yandere-eggman]

I bet it would be very stressful to be in a relationship with Robotnik and friends with Sonic at the same time. Queue Sonic and Robotnik fighting over reader lol

Cue Sonic not wanting to be friends with you, and cue Robotnik trying to use you to trap Sonic somehow.

Your Fave uses the hedgehog's innate altruism and love of his friends (even former friends) against him by putting you, his partner, his so-called beloved, in danger to lure him into a trap. You immediately grow sick of this. The moment Sonic saves you, you apologize to him, glare at Your Favorite, and pack your bags. Your Favorite is already trying to tell you that he didn't mean it, that you can still trust him, blah blah blah, but you don't listen as you slam the car door and drive off.

You crash at your sister's place for a week while he continues to call and text you. First he begs you to call him back, then he tells you that you're being unreasonable, then he sends you a whole wall of words explaining why it's over. An hour after he apologizes and leaves you a weepy, pathetic voicemail in which he degrades himself and begs you to please take him back; you can practically smell the liquor through your phone. Still, you know to give it another day.

The next morning, Your Favorite drives up to your sister's place and finally delivers that much sought-after sober apology. It's still not very sincere, and it's not as self-effacing as his drunken one, but it'll do. If you're being honest with yourself, the sloppy make-up sex was what you were really after. It won't be long before he thinks up yet another insane scheme involving you and/or Agent Stone again--the only two people on the planet who still put up with him...

[yandere-eggman]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

(I FINALLY FINISHED IT! I finished that one IYF and turned it into a full-on Robotnik/Reader story. Now if you’ll excuse me, I just sprained my shoulder from patting myself on the back...)

[yandere-eggman]

Gonna be real here, when I can't sleep at night I come back to this blog and read about every post it's so good

(I'm really touched by the sentiment, like you have no idea man... ;__;

You sure like having fucked up dreams though, don't you? ME TOO!)

[yandere-eggman]

Imagine being a college student doing an internship with your fav. It takes time to get used to his peculiarities, but you're surprised to realize you don't want to go when the internship ends. It turns out, he doesn't want you to go either, and he'll make sure you won't.

You're in town one day, shopping for some shower gel and a few other things. You pull your debit card out of your wallet, and as you do so you notice something strange about your driver's license. There's a line behind you so you wait until you're back in your car to examine it further.

As you approach your car, you stop. The license plate number is different, very different. It doesn't look like a civilian plate. You get in the car and look at your driver's license again. The name, the number, the address—everything on it is wrong.

You head back to the compound and search your room. You're starting to panic. You finally find your old driver's license. It's been defaced, your picture roughly scraped off of it, and someone punched a hole in it for good measure.

Your Favorite knocks on your door before letting himself in. He smiles and takes your hand in his.

"Your old life is over now, y/n. You no longer exist in the private sector." His grin widens as he squeezes your hand, almost as if he knows how much you want to get away all of a sudden.

"Welcome home, y/n."

[yandere-eggman]

Imagine you and your fave are playing animal crossing. Your fave exploits any sort of glitch to speed up the process, while you play like a patient person(which he is not)

You watch over his shoulder as he runs around his treeless, ugly island with a concerned look on your face. He doesn't mind letting you watch; you could use a few protips since you're lagging behind in your island's development. You sigh and smile sadly before leaning in to kiss him on the cheek. Your Favorite leans away as he scowls and holds the Switch closer to his face.

"Not right now, Y/N. I'm busy!"

You roll your eyes and walk away. He doesn't even know how to have fun like a normal person...

[hussyofhorror]

Hi! Hope you’re doing fine 🙂 I really love both Jimbotnik stories you’ve written, where he spies in the reader using his drones. But how will he act on his crush if it worsens & spying is no longer enough for him? What if he wants the real thing instead of looking through a computer screen? What will he do? Would he be normal? Manipulative? Would reader accept him or reject him? I bet he won’t take kindly to being rejected. It would make him even more obsessed. I’d really love your take on this

I know @yandere-eggman has written about this stuff a bit so if you're looking for more obsessive Jimbotnik stuff they are also a good source even if they aren't super active rn 💖

Jimbotnik is probably the easiest to see getting hyper Jealous and angry about this shit. With all the smarts in the world and no self esteem to back it up he just thinks all day with barely any action to back it up. So to muster up the courage to go forward and actually ask someone out means he has thought it over a LOT. He has done all the theoretical calculations and came to the conclusion they'd say yes. However, to be told no not only means he is facing rejection but also being Wrong. Which is almost worse than the rejection. For a while he is just annoyed, angry that they would DARE to reject him. He is such a catch! How could they? He doesn't realize that he has been rather obnoxious and cruel as he pathetically tried to get his feelings across without knowing how to tell someone outright.

However as he mulls it over in his head he starts doing those calculations again. He knows he's right. He is never wrong. So he may go on his way to pushing them closer to him to prove he is right. He has never been wrong in his life and if that means surveillance, stalking, kidnapping and potentially medical intervention to get them to realize it? Then he will go to those lengths. At some point he may not even want love out of them, if that is even what he wanted in the first place. He just wants recognition. Adoration and affection. He wants them to be his slave more than anything. Maybe it's payback for the rejection, or maybe he never really knew how to love and only wanted them to be his unwavering fan instead.

He doesn't know nor does he care. Once he sets his sights on something, he will make it real.

[yandere-eggman]

My first recommendation! Q_Q Also:

You could not be more correct about anything in the entire world.

[yandere-eggman]

Imagine rubbing Robotniks shoulders after a long and hard days work

You're shocked by how tight Your Favorite's shoulders are. There are so many knots in his muscles; this is where he must store all of his tension and stress. You go back to school to learn massage therapy, and he's more than happy to let you practice on him.

[yandere-eggman]

Imagine trolling Robotnik at an interview. He asks you about your skills and you reply him: "Ah yes, graphic design is my passion."

Since you're not an employee, you're safe from the conflict resolution incinerator. Unfortunately, you are not safe from the bloodthirsty, weaponized beagles which are now chasing you through the subterranean levels known as the Hunting Grounds...