helpless

cosplaying college weeb with an affinity for cute things, anime, and the avoidance of responsibility  (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

[meme-theft]

I will never hate this video

[wildlifewednesdays]

The dangers and troubles of being a panda zookeeper.

[bace-jeleren]

LET! THEM! IN! THE! BASKET!!!!!

[tsix-xist]

This poor woman is just trying to clean the leaves. #allpandas.

[queen-mayhem]

if you’re having a rough night, watch this. trust me.

[intergalactic-ashkenazi-deactiv]

Moana is is the reverse of the Little Mermaid

little mermaid: ocean princess wants to go to the land

moana: land princess wants to go to the ocean

little mermaid: big scary ocean lady is the enemy

moana: big scary land lady is actually a friend

little mermaid: villain has a necklace of magical importance

moana: hero has a necklace of magical importance

little mermaid: small good crab

moana: large bad crab

[roisinlikesbooks]

Little mermaid: man sings a song about eating a crab. Moana: crab sings a song about eating a man.

[angrywomyn]

Little Mermaid: Sings about enjoying life with different people and wanting to join them.

Moana: Sings about enjoying life with her people and staying put.

Little Mermaid: Sings about getting out of the sea.

Moana: Sings about getting into the sea.

Little Mermaid: Is destined to rule her own kingdom… but takes herself far away.

Moana: Is destined to rule her own kingdom… but takes her kingdom far away.

Little Mermaid: Sings on a rock.

Moana: The Rock sings to her.

[zabchan]

reblogging for “The Rock Sings to Her”

[swyrs-deactivated20210807]

yesterday i learned about a mythical creature called a squonk that lives in the hemlock forests of pennsylvania and is so ashamed of how it looks that it spends 80% of its time crying, only comes out at night, and if you corner it it will literally physically dissolve into a puddle of its own tears until you go away and if that’s not the most relatable thing i’ve ever heard idk what is

[gatmora]

great, people are talking about me now

[freexcitizen-deactivated2016110]

There’s no reason for anyone over the age of 21 to be having a conversation with anyone under the age of 18

[double-barrel-dude-deactivated2]

“For the last time son, I wont talk to you.”

[el-presidente-deadpool-deactiva]

“im sorry students, but this is the last time im gonna say this. Stop trying to talk to me”

[le-sad-demiurge]

“I’m afraid I can’t hire you, I cannot speak to you.”

[xxxtictacion]

“I would tell that kid to get off my lawn, but society isn’t ready yet”

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

“my new born baby just said it’s first word but I’m not trying to hear that” 

[sonypraystation]

“hello 911?!? help my parents are in a burnin build-”

“i dunnoo kid….you sound just a little young and….idk…. im not really feelin too comfortable with this” *hangs up*

[petitcho]

クイーンストロベリーショコラ3個入(1,050円)

[babyboy-dre]

What depression is really like:

•caring about your grades but not enough to do anything about them

•thinking about suicide more than graduating

•considering suicide whenever any problem arises

•tired

•no motivation

•no energy

•walking is so hard

•sometimes even talking is too much work because you’re so god damn tired

•laying in bed for hours because you’re too tired to move

•feeling nothing but sometimes everything

•knowing you’re not alone but still feeling alone

•that constant mindset of, “Who cares? I wont be around much longer anyways.”

•wishing to be left alone, while also wishing for people to stay

•never believing you’re good enough

•always putting yourself down

•never planning to far ahead in time

•fake smiles, fake laughs

•long showers because that’s you’re little moment of escape

[meangirlnurse]

i have no self-control

[meangirlnurse]

two people unfollowed me for this and honestly i don’t really blame them

[meangirlnurse]

today someone from the House of Representatives watched this bird dance to Hotline Bling

[aidn]

just to avoid accidentally using offensive language i’m going to start using 90s surfer dude slang because inadvertently offending someone is totally bogus dude

[watchthelightfade]

people might not want to be called dude

[aidn]

you are radically right and that is so not tubular my friend i apologise

[surirn-blog]

I find your poor grammar and spelling to be offensive to my eyes.

[aidn]

watch me catch this gnarly wave of i don’t care

[starydraws]

Sweet flowers for a sweet Star.

[there-will-be-violence-deactiva]

[taylorsblue-deactivated20220812]

I tried to make a comic  in 10 minutes.  It shows. 

[commander-cullen-deactivated201]

BETTER THAN EXPECTED

[freshapplecider]

i feel like this needs to be said: you literally can’t ask or expect anyone to drop everything for you and operate under your terms at all times. you can’t expect people to always be there for you and always choose you in any given ultimatum. sacrifice cannot be expected or asked for, it has to be freely given. and just because someone loves you, that doesn’t mean everything they do will be done with you in mind. if you have a problem with that, then you are the problem.

[freshapplecider]

the amount of people in the tags saying this is ignorant and condescending towards mentally ill people is honestly astounding. as a mentally ill person, i recognize being mentally ill is not an excuse to be abusive; and yes, that’s exactly what this is. it’s abusive to expect other people to dedicate their lives to you.

[garocamarillo]

COOKING SHRIMPS IN 3 SECONDS. 

[palehorseblackdog]

Please watch this.

[fauna-and-fashion]

WATCH THIS

THEN WATCH THE DUMPLING ONE

I’M CRYING. I’M ACTUALLY CRYING I’M LAUGHING SO HARD.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[novice-heartbreaker-deactivated]

🌸 Hello Kitty Hotel 🌸  | source 🐱

[saralee-crossing]

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