Zeb

Moderately unmedicated (platonic) Yandere | Adult

[yandpapi]

Intro post

Hello Tumblr! Having another go at an intro post! Some infos about me

You can call me Zeb (short for Zebediah or Sebastian), or any word for "dad" you can come up with!

I am male but I don’t mind they/them if that for some reason comes more naturally

Homoromantic Bisexual, I find either sex attractive allthough would only really wanna date other men. Taken, also.

Adult (on the younger side), sometimes I hornypost though if it’s super explicit I try to mark it as such

I am Australian born and raised! And a quarter British… wow…

18+ pref, 16+ tolerated

I am a platonic yandere, I joined Yanblr so I’d have a place to talk about my darlings! Two of them, my two wonderful beautiful girls! Technically they’re both around my own age BUT I much prefer to treat them as little kids and show my love that way, they’re just two young girls to me…

This is my ONLY blog so my posts may be a bit messy, for the most part I’m focused on (platonic) Yandere posting and whatever horny thoughts happen to overtake me lol!

Sometimes I’ll try to post headcanon post and shit! Wow!!!!

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I’m not really ingrained enough in discourse to have a set DNI with a bunch of stuff aha! I’d just say avoid my profile if you’re looking to start some sort of relationship with me, Yan chasers fuck off please! Also minors who publicly sexualise themselves PLEASE get away from me… I REALLY don’t wanna see that shit (I haven’t spent much time on Tumblr and I’ve already seen it all over the place 'n')

Completely unironically I am very unfamiliar with Tumblr and have no clue what I am doing… you guys make me feel old (which is a good thing!) just be warey I may not be entirely on top of everything site etiquette wise!

Edit: I’ve noticed my posts reach a wide variety of different users from different subgroups so I’d like to clarify that I don’t really make any of my posts with any specific audience in mind, as long as you’re nice and understand boundaries you’re welcome here! A lot of my scenarios can be interpreted as either romantic or platonic, nonsexual or sexual, I don’t care what you choose to see any of it as personally. Anybody is free to interact however they’d like! If you like my posts you like my posts! Simple as!

[yandpapi]

100th post yay

[yandpapi]

Ough. That is satisfying.

[yandpapi]

100th post yay

[yandpapi]

I might repurpose my blog to be something more general, idk

I still have respect for the Yandere community but like I don’t think this really works for me long term

I was dedicated but everything changed when I got off my meds, I might’ve only been lead here because my crappy medication was putting me into some sort of episode… aha…

I’ve experimented with side blogs a bit now, makes me feel a bit stupid I didn’t make my main one more general because if I want a blog for a specific niche now I know to just make a side blog for it. Lol.

Whatever I only have (exactly) 50 followers rn anyways who cares

[yandpapi]

Thank you for 1k likes I forgot to say that earlier

[yandpapi]

Genuine question like completely genuinely asking what is the etiquette around yumeshipping/selfshipping with a VTuber?

I’m not at all engaged in either community so idk the rules but. I found somebody.

[yandpapi]

While I wasn’t expecting it from something that I wrote while half asleep I’m really glad that my hypnotist yandere post really kicked off

Before that my highest grossing post was the one singular Hazbin Hotel headcanon post that I had made, and to be frank, I was sick of being reminded that I had made a post about Hazbin Hotel LMFAOO

[yandpapi]

Whenever I see some fantasy media where there’s a group of characters going on some sort of long adventure together all I can think is man. All those party members are definitely having wild sex with eachother offscreen.

[yandpapi]

Discovering there’s an aesthetic centred around an idealistic rich person life style and HALF OF IT IS JUST SHIT I GREW UP AROUND I feel like a fucking nepo baby you can’t be doing this to me

[yandpapi]

Ever notice how whenever somebody makes a post asking for Yandere role play it’s always them wanting to be the darling. Ever notice how yans never go out and make posts looking for people to role play as their darling.

I am not your fucking fetish, nobody wants to role play that shit with you because everybody who fits that archetype you’re looking for is also weirded out by your weird fetishisation of it. I’m literally not on any sort of forum dedicated to specifically yanderes or even dark themes as a whole and I’m still seeing so many people wanting to role play having specifically a Yandere be obsessed with them augh, it pisses me off so much. I AM NOT YOUR FETISH.

[yandpapi]

"I love Yanderes…" "I wish I had a Yandere…" "Yanderes are soooo hot"

SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!! YANS DON’T FUCKING WANT YOU, YOU’RE NEVER GOING TO DATE A YANDERE BECAUSE WE’RE NOT FUCKING IDIOTS AND ARE VERY AWARE WHEN SOMEBODY IS JUST FETISHISING OUR DISORDERS!!!!!!!

[yandpapi]

Looking through public role play forums it’s kinda weird seeing somebody looking for Yandere role play asking if they can be the "victim" (the term they used although definitely not how I would word it personally)

I get that’s sorta just how role play forums work but it always did come off as a bit uncomfortable to me seeing people wanting to act out those fantasies like that… where they’re the darling… like it feels a bit objectifying if that makes sense? I don’t know maybe I’m just being oversensitive, I just don’t like the idea of people wanting a Yandere even if it is just for not serious role play scenarios

[yandpapi]

Woah since when… thank you for 50 subs whaaaat!!

[yandpapi]

I MADE THE ACCOUNT WOO @yanfessing

Please submit stuff I need somewhere to start **oogles**

[yandpapi]

Interest Check!

Yandere confessions account? I tried to look around to see if anybody’s already done this and all the ones I found like died immediately after mere days of being created

Would you use an anonymous confessions account geared towards yanderes? (and perhaps darlings as well)

Interest in Yandere Confessions account?

I have things to say! I would definitely send asks!

I wouldn’t interact but I would happily lurk

Cool idea although not my thing

Bad idea, don’t do it

Voting ended onApr 9

Edit: Well I made it! If anybody’s interested it’s @yanfessing ehe!

[yandpapi]

Confession

You know those like role play audio things on YouTube right? The x listener ones

Deadass sometimes I like to fully write my own scripts, record and edit my own audios ones JUST to send to my darling. She’s very spoilt, she gets her own custom made audios of characters she likes talking specifically to her directly, calling her by her name and everything.

Very much helped by the fact that I happen to have an accent adjacent to British, LMAO. Americans are so feral for British accents (or really any accents) I see you…

[yandpapi]

I have an insatiable desire that shall not be satisfied until I get my hands onto her. I miss her.

I miss her greatly. I haven’t had a crêpe in so long, I am drooling. All I want is a crêpe. I am going to ask my boyfriend if we can make crêpes tomorrow.

He’s French, he hates being French. We are going to make French pastries together, because he still loves baking, at least