Why Oh Why Did She Come From Planet V?

[yannytheyoganon]

Pinned Post/About

Hello, my name’s Yanny! I’m a queer fanfic writer and I mostly just lurk. I use it/she pronouns.

Before You Follow:

I mainly post about MCYTs. I consider their minecraft personas different from them as real people. I don’t like RPF or RPS, please don’t ask for me to write that.

I’m 19 and I do usually write explicit works. All these will be tagged as ‘nsft’.

I’m fine with writing most things (gen/fluff/smut/whump) the only exceptions being:

Explicit Underage

Non-Con

ABDL

Transformation

Scat

Eye Trauma

A/B/O

Pregnancy

That’s all I can think of at the moment, but I have the right to say no to any suggestions that make me uncomfortable

If you need anything tagged please don’t hesitate to tell me!

My Writing:

I’ve only posted my Hermitcraft fics so far, which you can find here. Please mind the tags on the fics.

One day I’ll make an actual AO3 account... One day...

Fandoms I’ll Write For:

I’m usually up for requests.

Hermitcraft (Okay with pretty much all pairings)

Yogscast (I won’t write Zoethian (for obvious reasons), or anything with Hat Films (I don’t watch them a lot and wouldn’t be able to write them properly))

Dream SMP (I’ll only write Skephalo and Karlnap because those are the two ships I know most about)

Yandere High School/Tokyo Soul (I don’t know how well I’ll be able to write for these but we’ll see)

3rd Life SMP (Okay with pretty much all pairings)

[tunaships]

so uh about the titty window wizard scar post - i drew that exact idea a while ago if you wanna see

WHEN I TELL YOU I GASPED AUDIBLY-

[yannytheyoganon]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

New fic written for No Ship Left Unsailed! (run by @hmshermitcraft)

Fandom: Hermitcraft

Rating: General

Pairing: Stress/Tango

Tags: Fluff, Cuddling & Snuggling, Huddling For Warmth, Hypothermia, Demon!Tango, Mild Hurt/Comfort

Summary: In which Stress invites Tango over and he almost passes out

[ivi-prism]

I would just like to say

✨ YES ✨

[hmshermitcraft]

Introducing: the No Ship Left Unsailed challenge!

My exams are officially over, and to celebrate, @calmshejaguar​ and I are hosting the fanfic event of the century! (Or, more accurately, the month.) We want to rally this fandom’s fic writers and write one fic for every possible Hermitcraft pairing. That’s 276 fics, listed here on this google doc! It’s gonna be tough, but I think we can do it. I’ve already posted four “sample” fics, if you want an idea of what you can write.

This event begins today, on May 12th, 2021, and it ends three weeks later on June 2nd. During the event, the first person to write a fic for any ship on the list and post it to Ao3 will have their fic added to this collection and shouted out on this blog and Jaguar’s, so it can reach a bigger audience. After the event is over, we’ll stop shouting out new fics, but continue adding them to the collection until we’ve reached 276 fics. Additionally, we’ll honor the authors who wrote the most fics, the single longest fic, and the most total words for the event. 

In order to qualify, a fic must be at least 250 words, based around a hermitship between exactly two different hermits, not feature any crossovers, and not have been published before the event began. You can post a fic to any website you want, but only fics posted to Ao3 will be added to the collection. For more information on the rules, see the google doc. If you have any friends who you think would like to participate, please send them this post, because the more the merrier!

[sweetest-honeybee]

@mjlor-chan You don’t understand how much I love the beans

[mjlor-chan]

Beans

[boycritter]

i think hermitcraft/3rd life fans should start talking about characters like dream smp fans do

[mayflowers07]

I am a c!Cleo apologist. She was wronged by c!Scar first and was completely in the right to steal Pizza /j

[inthetags]

reblog and put in the tags your first otp and your current otp and what they have in common

[yannytheyoganon]

Ship Concept: Tango/Cleo

Both of them being all edgy and gently bullying each other as a love language, but being super soft with each other.

Both of them kinda fitting darker aesthetics but Tango being All Camp so Cleo has to be all “Yes, honey. Your evil laugh will strike fear into the hearts of everyone. Now can you *please* come to bed.”

[pawpunkao3]

alternatively: tango comes up with the evil schemes but cleo is the one with the guts to carry them out

[yannytheyoganon]

Ship Concept: Tango/Cleo

Both of them being all edgy and gently bullying each other as a love language, but being super soft with each other.

Both of them kinda fitting darker aesthetics but Tango being All Camp so Cleo has to be all “Yes, honey. Your evil laugh will strike fear into the hearts of everyone. Now can you *please* come to bed.”

[spookyfbi]

I just want my OTP to derrive meaning from each other in a way that would be incredibly unhealthy and codependent if two people did that in real life but is profoundly poetic and romantic within the context of a fictional piece of media in consuming.

[jadeazora]

Some official art of sleepy Pokemon from Japan's online Pokemon Center.

[mitsuparfum]

Skitty・エネコ

[yannytheyoganon]

You’ve heard of ‘Florist and Tattoo Artist’ AU… now get ready for ‘Camboy and NSFW Artist’ AU

[pawpunkao3]

how does it feel to be a genius?

[yannytheyoganon]

DUDE. If you do steal it I will go insane in the best way

[yannytheyoganon]

You’ve heard of ‘Florist and Tattoo Artist’ AU... now get ready for ‘Camboy and NSFW Artist’ AU

[asyipyip]

I can’t get over this lmaooo

[noblepeasant]

[catgirlhell]

ok, after actually looking up the term and doing some goddamn research (my goodness somebody on the internet actually decided to look something up before forming an opinion, dear god what a day), i can pretty safely say that everyone hitting this post with the “that’s just a friendship!” bit is wrong! and i can explain why! i myself didn’t get this initially! but after looking into it, i realized that it’s mainly due to the framework i was thinking in! Yeah, there’s actually merit to what these people are saying, this is stuff that’s been considered and these are indeed terms that exist! they were also coined by ace people specifically to describe their relationships! So what gives? What does Queerplatonic Relationship mean? well i certainly fucking didnt get it at first, but it stems from attempting to define a kind of relationship that there arent really words for in the standard english lexicon! the poster above me is a TERF, and wherever i see myself agreeing with a terf i also see that there’s possibly some flaw in my logic or understanding of the thing. Basically (mind you this is only some very cursory and basic research, just type the term into google lol), QPR’s are a way of defining a relationship that has many of the same obligations and aspects of a traditional romantic relationship, without any of the explicitly romantic parts that come with having a spouse or romantic partner.

the idea of living in the same place, or jointly bringing up children, and performing many other tasks as a kind of unit that society would often mislabel as something done by two romantic partners in a union of some kind (i use that term to loosely define an exclusive relationship, not actual binding marriage, though this can include such). the idea of the QPR isn’t just “friends”, it’s very specifically “individuals in a platonic relationship that perform a number of the social aspects of a traditional romantic partnership”.

like, be real for a second. if someone described their relationship with someone to you and said “Yeah we own a house together, we have a kid that we adopted and take care of, we decided to get a dog last week and we file taxes as two members of the same household.”, you wouldn’t look at that person and assume that they arent romantic/sexual partners of some kind, because... well, traditionally, that’s shit that married people do. getting hit with the additional “Yup! And we’re not romantically or sexually involved at all! She has a boyfriend that she visits on the weekends and I’ve never had a romantic relationship in my life.” would throw you for a goddamn loop! What would you even call that relationship? and that’s where the term comes from: an attempt to define a very specific kind of relationship that certainly can and has existed, but isn’t commonly recognized or talked about!

so i think everyone shitting on these folks owes them an apology, i know i personally do for making assumptions that clearly weren’t true!

[cannabisbutch]

Actually QPR was coined by aromantic people but asexual people do also use it!

[shadowkat678]

Finally I have a reason to reblog this after cringing every time it's come across my dash.

[delia9751]

I’m not a coward, I use tongue.

Joe Hills 4/29 on stream after asking why he would taste something (Xisuma’s helmet) he kissed. (via delia9751)