Tuna of the tunfisken variety 🐟

Tunfisken on Ao3. Here there be shipping, so if that's not your cup of tea, there's your cue to leave. 20+

[shrubdrawsalot]

one of many from that video commissions <3

[shrubdrawsalot]

like what is he supposed to do about that commissions <3

[buttercupp3r]

okay so yk that one art trend with the one girl in the cracked anime mask? i thought LOL wouldnt it be funny if grian 🤤🤤🤤 and then i started adding more lines and whaddya know. it was 1 am

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Alright gang, you know the drill!!! RPF fuck fest weekend starts now! LFG!!!

[theolorex]

*tosses gay crumbs at you and runs away*

[scyrens]

what the hell, sure

[orangeocelotmartyn]

Gem: I did see my favorite hate comment ever today though? I-I think it might be my fav-my favorite hate comment. And--it-it was that I'm turning Hermitcraft gay. (she laughs) It-it gave me a-a very good laugh. It--they, they meant it as hate, so genuinely, but I did not take it that way.

Gem: Like--(giggling) I. Find myself in situations so frequently, where the men are roleplaying kissing each other, and if I could stop them, I would, okay. I would be more homophobic, I would stop them! I can't! They keep going, I (through laughter) I don't know what it is.

Gem: But it's not me, it's-it's th--nobody's holding a knife to them right now and making them do that. (laughs)

Gem: They're just like it. I don't-it's not me. (laughs) God, it was one of my favorite comments I've gotten. I-I immediately sent it to Grian. (laughs)

Gem: (eight seconds of silence) I'll take credit, if I-if somebody has to take credit, I can. (laughs) But I don't think, I don't think it's me. (five seconds of silence, then, laughter) Entry (? she says a Twitch chatter's name here) thank you for the twenty-three months, I haven't, but I'll look into it. I have heard--well, I've heard of Project Hail Mary, actually--

Gem: I should read that, I have heard a lot about it. (six seconds of silence, then reading a comment) "It's not you." Yeah, I don't think it's me, unfor-the men are just like that. They-they're-they-they're like it. Already. I don't know. They-they came like it. I didn't--it wasn't season eight that that started.

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HELLO HELLLO HELLOOOO I LOVE YOUR HERMIT DISPACH AU SO MUCH AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE DESIGNS AND POWERS ARE SO GOOD :D !!!!!!!! <33 waaa !

i know bigb isnt a hermit but do u haves any headcanons for him in your dispatch au... plinks up at you so gooberoisly,,, - baseball anon

Yes I’m including the life series cast in this AU! BigB works at SDN in records and communication. He does have powers, but no one knows what they are because he changes his answer every time someone asks.

I think he’s very similar to his life series persona where his main goal is to confuse people and be cryptic. He knows everything that goes on at SDN yet never tells anything.

[midiscout]

Hermitcraft Dispatch AU Pt. 1

Ok so I just finished playing Dispatch and I freaking LOVED it! Sooooo I thought it would be fun to combine my two current hyperfixations and make a Hermitcraft Dispatch AU!

Quick overview for those who have never played Dispatch:

In this AU Impulse works as a superhero dispatcher, someone who analyzes a team’s strengths and weaknesses and answers distress calls by the sending the hero most suited to the job. However, he’s been assigned to the Hermit Program, a team of former villains trying to become heroes. To say the least, it’s like trying to herd cats and the office and comm lines are always in chaos when the Hermits show up to work.

More hermits bios incoming to fill out the team roster! :D

[roenais]

big fan of grians new interior

[whimsicalmists]

died s9 born s11 welcome back entity 2.0

[femtho]

wow etho figured it out im so happy for her. wow!!!!!

[draculism]

i love bdubs' bdubsisms. "sometimes you have to break a few eggs to make a few eggs" so true bdoublebeautiful. so true. he could tell me the sky is red and i'd believe him

the way he puts together words is so bewitching. i love when he sees a cute animal and loses all powers of speech

like babygirl your command of the english language is functionally virtuosic

[dolphinetho]

[ashiyn]

what fuckass fever dream am i witnessing man.

[prest0allay]

Redstoner draws a goose

[tillydouspart]

this is so fucking funny