Jo

Certified Ao3 addict

[augustameretrix]

i colored the skirt right this time (or, more self-indulgent pikuhan)

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 79

Bowser (Nintendo)

Scrub Daddy (Real Life)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Voting ended onJun 8

Tenna fanart is by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

[yaoi-aficionado]

TENNA SWEEP

[paintedhen]

HAPPY PRIDE METTALINGS!!!

[butt-rice]

i wish there was a way to say "you're right, but this is really ineffective and even counterproductive messaging to anyone who doesn't already agree with you" without sounding like an asshole

[human-pet-they]

when the author describes someone dying and you can just tell they’ve never actually died by the way it’s written

[tall]

[yaoi-aficionado]

Throw rocks in glass houses

[yaoi-aficionado]

chapter 3 of Until the Ground Thaws

haha its only been 4 months, https://archiveofourown.org/works/75793541/chapters/224580056

finally, here it is

[redstonedust]

this sucks im going to kill (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) the president of the United States. (end statement)

[yaoi-aficionado]

You have free will, make ice cream

[fufiklal]

[bobdylanyaoi]

doing petplay and gunplay at the same time im a horse with a broken leg and you have to just shoot me

[yaoi-aficionado]

Kristi Noem and her dog

[bobdylanyaoi]

doing petplay and gunplay at the same time im a horse with a broken leg and you have to just shoot me

[liquidstar]

"only 90s kids remember-" wrong, if you're poor and/or rural enough, old tech and fashion doesn't just disappear when it stops being trendy. We had dial-up until 2012

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

I think movies need more sex and i also think that actors need to be uglier and less in shape

[dryshawarma]

Do you hate children yes or no

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

Yes

[maelwife]

I love jaywalking with another pedestrian lol we’re unionized

[cop-disliker69]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

This is what Willem Defoe was writing on his detective pad

[bigandtired-deactivated20250405]

[dragongirlsnout]

i enter the shower. hours pass. i emerge from the shower, having mixed all of my soaps and scrubs and lotions and conditioners and shampoos and body washes together in the tub in precise alchemical quantities. i smell like 314 different herbs and spices. my hair will not need washing for the next 500 days. my skin has developed protective chitinous scales. i step out of the tub and immediately slip and fall on a stray puddle of mane 'n tail and sprain my pussy