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Tay | They/Them | Goof !

[catchymemes]

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

Have fun in the war dumbass I’ll be at home fucking military wives

[unbossed-deactivated20251218]

[eastbayfatman]

Damn. Good way to get your fucking windows kicked in

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

shut the fuck up and raise my son bootlicker

[lowtiermemer]

All fun and games until someone with 3 confirmed kills shows up at your doorstep with a baseball bat

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

im not at my house tho, im at yours with your wife

[penguitron-deactivated20211130]

But he’s got shooters all over the world 🌎 even when he’s away

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

just shot a load in his wife

[hitting-on-cullen-deactivated20]

You ungrateful asshole. My bf might be fighting for your freedom and you’re here mocking him for keeping your pathetic ass safe from the threats of the world. If a war comes to our country, we’re not saving you, you dumbass ungrateful fuck up of a human being.

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

Your bf is fighting for oil and killing civilians and probably cheating on you he’s a scumbag, which is why I just fucked his mom to make a better son

[thetyrannosaur]

[heardbook]

The fool taunts the hungry dogs but the dogs have their day and the fool becomes a feast

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

your girl boutta be the feast soon as you get deployed boot boy

[berylb33]

World Heritage Post

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

making this has brought nothing but good things into my life ill be honest

[airbenderss]

[catsbeaversandducks]

[fuckyeahfunnycats]

[lucindagoose]

unrestrained winter fun

[sixcalibur]

Tsudaken being adorable as Spitfire 「 Part 1 」 I have too many gifs on my laptop..

[sixcalibur]

I posted some in the past already… but  .. that doesn’t matter 8D

[queefybuttcheeks]

sumtimes u jus gotta accept da fact that u emotionall n sof!!!!

[hardstoplucas1]

When you pickup a gift and it’s soft

[bitchfwahkwitmeee-deactivated20]

HardstopLucas is so damn funny bro

[turnthepaigee-deactivated201812]

IM SCREAMING 😂😂

[earthstory]

A short time ago a tsunami crashed into Indonesia along the Sunda straits, killing several dozen known victims so far. As of right now what triggered the tsunami is unknown - possibly some sort of offshore landslide, possibly something triggered by Anak Krakatau volcano, but really the current trigger is unknown. This video is absolutely incredible - this is a performance of a band called “seventeen” which was struck by the tsunami wave.

Unfortunately, 99% of the United States Geological Survey is currently furloughed, so in this part of the world no one who might be able to collect and interpret data on this topic is legally allowed to show up to answer questions. 

[dekoi2501post]

[1010ll]

by falsogangster http://ift.tt/1VMndTL

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[whatsnextapollo]

In the movie The Santa Clause, one becomes Santa by putting on the red coat after the death of the previous Santa. Even ignoring how morbid this premise is on its own, it’s possible that there’s another even darker level to the story. When Scott Calvin shows up at the North Pole as the new Santa, not only do the elves not appear surprised, they seem happy to see him and not at all upset about the Santa he replaced. And furthermore, at the very beginning of the movie, we see an elf standing with a crowd of children outside a toy store near Scott’s house. Why would she already be there if she didn’t have some sort of prior knowledge of what was going to occur? This leaves me no choice but to conclude that the elves not only hated the previous Santa but actually orchestrated his demise.

tl;dr: In The Santa Clause, the elves totally murdered the previous Santa.

[whatsnextapollo]

Update: In The Santa Clause 2, the Easter Bunny says kids are 86% happier since Scott became Santa.  86%.  Clearly, the last Santa was so terrible, the elves had to off him.

Also, according to The Santa Clause 2, Santa has to be married in order to remain Santa, which means that the previous Santa must have been married - but there’s no Mrs. Clause around when Scott gets to the North Pole.  What happened to her?

And finally, I think this raises some pretty serious questions about Bernard’s sudden disappearance in between The Santa Clause 2 and 3.  Just how badly did Curtis want to be Head Elf?

Just how many people have the elves murdered?  Clearly those rosy cheeks and innocent, childlike faces are hiding some pretty dark secrets.

[piercingsandink]

Oh my god

[iopele]

now this is the kind of Christmas post I want on my dash

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

The Santa Clause was just a Yuletide Julius Caesar.

[iamartemisday]

Beware the Yules of December!

[citizenjolras]

Yulius Caesar

[mishasminions]

SAME TBH

[feministarchiecomics]

[neryskiras]

Congratulations to Billy Porter on his nomination for the 2019 Golden Globe Awards

[neryskiras]

keiynanlonsdale Don’t let em tell you what a black boy can or can’t be