Join Me

[alisonzai]

[drivereight-moving-deactivated2]

[dateagirlwhosuggestion]

date a girl who is a home and an adventure all at once

[seeklight-deactivated20210703]

Date a girl who doubles as a haunted house

[stonecrop]

I’m both pro herbal medicine and pro vaccination because you can treat burns with aloe vera juice and sore throats with lavender infused honey but you can’t rid a country of polio with plants. 

[made-of-love-and-stars]

THIS.

[tr4shpandaa]

Don’t forget kids, jewelweed is a natural counteragent to poison ivy rashes but it won’t do shit against whooping cough

[dovewithscales]

Mint for nausea, valerian and chamomile for sleep, antibiotics for fucking infections.

[yesterdaysprint]

Courtney Dunkel in the Boston Globe, Massachusetts, November 10, 1950

[kehlso]

[losertakesall]

the actual best moment in all ANTM history

[jimhenson-themuppetmaster]

Bert and Ernie with a Kitten, taken from a Magazine Article.

[guy]

What is your ethnicity?

10% luck, 20% skill, 15% concentrated power of will

[ghouldmine]

The rest 55%???

[guy]

5% pleasure and 50% pain

[joneryswarrior]

Bran while the rest of the Starks doing their own teaser trailer without him:

[w33d-witch]

Therapy 😈🕯

[w33d-witch]

Reblog to cleanse your blog of Nazis and white supremacists 🤗

[nikeywhore]

i think everyone needs to see this

[redefinedblackgirl]

[poetic-peroxide]

[mielparaoshun]

[logarto]

how do i get a sfw sasuke big enough to oblitherate my entire dashboard

[shock]

[logarto]

hello you horny motherfuckers

[sufferingforsanity]

Things I Need:

1. An orgasm 2. Attention 3. $50,000

[life-of-style]

#InThatOrder

[janett-t-deactivated20190410]

No but really

[moodstabilizers]

person: why are you drinking coffee, don’t you have anxiety?? won’t that make it worse??

me:

[tankaramo]

touch starved lesbians praying for a girl to raw them:

[blah-blah-blah83]

This is applicable for straight chicks too… Just sayin.

[tankaramo]

it’s absolutely Not

[nephilem-of-the-woods]

Straight girls if your praying for a girl to raw you then buddy, I got some news for you