patrick bateman

☆ Matti/Matthias ☆ They/Them unless stated otherwise ☆ 22 ☆ I post whatever i want :3 ☆ I love my bf ☆ generally just a boygirl yapper ☆ https://mattyisgay.carrd.co https://www.paypal.me/Mattyphetamin

[yapperchihuahua]

Gay4mormonz -> yapperchihuahua

Haven't changed my user since 2018 but I needed to change it since it's so embaressing lmao

I might change it again tho if I find a better name

[tazzymcclazzy]

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[zz-starlight]

he's soo 🤤🤤🤤🤤

[xenoyuri-deactivated20161122]

the year is 2025. virtually every single half-decent tumblr url has been taken. a shadowy culture of buying, selling, thievery and murder emerges soon afterwards. in a private bidding auction ‘dirk-strider-sucks-dick’ sells for $15,200

[dirk-strider-sucks-dick]

You have no idea how much dick one has to suck to get $15,200

[destroyafrankie]

wow

[doggosource]

[apeofnaplez-deactivated20260227]

[rpfisfine]

[bombing]

fun drinking game: take a shot of water every couple hours to make sure you’re healthy and hydrated

[inzaltsiknyam]

reproductive rights is not a euphemism for abortion rights or the right of people to become pregnant, it also includes the rights of trans women to not be forcibly sterilized to get gender marker changes or the ability to freeze sperm. but those two things rarely make it on the radar even when trans women's reproductive rights are under attack.

[triplesuns]

Thank god I saved this from gayporntattoos before it got deleted

[kholran]

It’s finally happened.

After almost a decade on this site, I found another Tumblr user in the wild. I stopped to tie my shoe with rainbow laces this morning outside the silversmith at Colonial Williamsburg, and I heard it.

“I like your shoelaces.”

Oh. Oh no.

I responded the only way I could. “Thanks.” And then I reluctantly added, “I stole them from the president…and if that makes sense to you, I’m very sorry.”

The poor man, in full Colonial dress, stared at me for a long moment. And then burst into laughter. And said, “I haven’t thought about that in YEARS and this has never happened to me before.”

Yeah. Me neither. Not until today.

Tumblr rite of passage. Achievement unlocked.

[beggars-opera]

@victoriansecret I found your friend!!!

[beggars-opera]

[katlovesshrimps]

Disability Pride Month is generally in July, but it's worth sharing all year

[schlorb]

White boy ALARMS Chinese restaurant staff by bursting into PERFECT Tears instead of ordering

[moldavite]

good news. the things that used to upset me no longer upset me. bad news. i'm creating an army of bugs to hurt innocent bystanders

[cringeunworthy]

I'm gonna get so much mileage out of this one

[mephistopheles]

i bring a sort of “you should maybe interrogate your so-called ‘preferences’ to make sure they’re not literal textbook examples of severe unconscious bias” vibe that my woke gay friends dont really like

[mephistopheles]

what this post does NOT mean

go out and fuck someone you aren’t attracted to because a stranger on tumblr said to

go out and date someone you aren’t attracted to because a stranger on tumblr said to

You’re Not Allowed To Be Gay Anymore

what this post DOES mean

if you just ‘prefer’ to avoid majority black areas of your city

if you just ‘prefer’ to read, write, think, and talk about men

if you just ‘prefer’ to socialize with people you (perceive as) your assigned birth sex

if you just ‘prefer’ to exclusively watch white-directed movies, read white-written books, listen to white-authored music

if you just unconsciously perceive men as more authoritative/competent and ‘prefer’ to be spoken to by them

this is a post about acknowledging unconscious bias. it is not a post about dating. please stop coming into my inbox and accusing me of rape apologism and telling me to kill myself. thank you