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hey i'm jess 21 melbourne aus i like dogs & memes insta: jessmillee

[shittyidea]

Instead of calling teenagers “young adults”, start calling them “elderly children”

[oldmandeezy-deactivated20171021]

[eba1994-deactivated20200430]

[mellifexfarm]

taken literally 1 minute apart

[pularia]

Ah, the ‘ol scream and sleep.

[meanplastic]

My girl Melanie came thru for us.

[evilrashida]

[yay]

anyone ever: It's getting hot in here.

my brain: ......so take off all your clothes ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)

me: wtf why??? still? what year is it??????

[pondwitch]

[poreless]

Hold up, they don’t love you like I love you.

[lordzuuko]

i meant to be a casual fan but it ended up ruining my life

[illkim]

when you hold a boy’s dick you hold all of their power. they are powerless. you can either give them an orgasm or destroy them.

[antifa-hulk]

You could finish him or finish him

[missmarymac817]

Yahoo paid 1.1 billion for this

[solvetetcoagula]

[metadefumaca]

[narcissusroad]

#the starter pack for ‘how to deal with villain apologists

[dealanexmachina]

Bonus:

[captainlordauditor]

[thechronicleofshe]

“I’m having a very terrible childhood right now” was such a line.

[knusprig-titten-hitler]

[ratchetivity]

[mothurs]

tumblr culture in 2012: touch my butt and buy me pizza tumblr culture now: choke me and hit me with your car

[sadnegro]

savage

[goldnpoc]

Omfg

[daveocean]

me

[obviousplant]

I installed a ‘Relationship Saving Station’ at Ikea to help keep couples from fighting.