green nature

hi i'm nelly i have some feelings for plants i track the tag #yayplants so tag me in some plants pic pls

[ollyhoo]

Villa Nottebohm

[plains-flora]

june 6, 2019

[fairycosmos]

apparently youre supposed to perform. they love it when you perform. but it has to be authentic. they hate it when it's not authentic. but you have to perform.

[milfsisyphus]

Lestat tiny desk concert

[milfsisyphus]

Lestat celebrity Traitors. Lestat the Masked Singer.

[pmamtraveller]

Fish-shaped interlocking paving stones.

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

penis isn't real. pussy isn't even real. the only thing that is real, is the pleasure of combat

[valtsv]

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

[valtsv]

if you could see the thread i'm hanging on by you would not say these things to me

[yayplants]

i look at peoples faces all the time, are they ok? are they having fun? did the joke land? were they offended? oh shit there's wrinkle right there on the side of their mouth, which means they hate being here! it's exausting

[expressions-of-nature]

by Donna McL

[lustcannibalism]

[herssian]

deepen the shadows bro. it'll be ok

[herssian]

i meant art-wise but if any dark sorcerers see this. you do you

[inthesensethat]

[xargon]

me: yeah so a few years ago someone invented infinite scrolling and really it was a terrible idea

the elf I just hooked up with, taking the lavender and honeysuckle lollipop from their mouth: An infinite scroll... most elfmaidens learn to enchant a scroll to never end before they're a mere 300 years old. It saves on paper.

me: oh see that's just writing, with social media it's really bad, it just leads to people doomscrolling all day

the elf I just hooked up with, spluttering and panicked: The Doomscroll! Be silent human, thou shoulds't not speak the name of that fell parchment

me: oh so you get it

[yayplants]

Hello! I wanted to let you know that the post with the wolf ( or large dog ) walking into the pet store to sleep on a bed is AI generated. I am not sure what your stance on gen-AI is/if having it on your blog matters to you, just mentioning it in case it does.

jesus i feel really stupid getting tricked by these security cam footage animals doing weird things videos/images! thanks for the warning, friend!!!

[chickensnack]

TUESDAY AGAIN NO PROBLEM

[yayplants]

Opinion on horses?

I believe they are real, even though the government doesn't want us to know that. By far my favorite cryptid...

[frailbug]