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Blaugrana fairy masterlist 🧚🏻♀️✨💗
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Salty surprise (kika nazareth x paredes!reader)
ten minutes
You’re in your room with Alexia.
Well.
Alexia is in the bathroom.
You’re on the bed, spread across it, actually.
Completely useless.
Earlier, it had been you, Alexia, Alba, your friends, a boat, and far too much time under the sun.
There had been too much alcohol, too.
By the end of it, you were tanned and drunk, a combination that should probably be illegal for you.
Which was how Alexia finally lost what little patience she had left.
And honestly?
Fair.
Very fair.
She’d warned you.
“You’re going to pass out. Don’t drink too much.”
“Okay, captain.”
Message received.
Message ignored.
Spectacularly ignored.
And now look at you.
Sun-drunk.
Alcohol-drunk.
Alexia-drunk.
Completely limp.
Not a single functioning muscle left.
You should probably get up, because you planned a dinner, a beautiful restaurant by the sea, food you normally love, food you’d probably be excited about under normal circumstances.
But these are not normal circumstances.
You are tired.
The AC is freezing and the room feels like heaven.
You want to stay here. You want Alexia to come back. You want her to get in bed and the two of you to watch something stupid on TV or sleep.
Preferably sleep.
Definitely sleep.
Actually, no.
Not sleep.
Coma.
A nice little vacation coma.
But that’s not happening. You know it’s not happening.
The bathroom door opens.
No.
Fuck. Fuck.
You don’t move.
Maybe if you don’t move she’ll think you’re dead.
Not dead, asleep.
Dead is dramatic.
Although you are suffering, so maybe not that dramatic.
You hear Alexia walking around the room, drawers opening, a bag zipper.
The unmistakable sound of somebody getting ready while you continue your long-term commitment to becoming part of the mattress.
Maybe she’ll leave you here. That would be nice.
Actually, no.
That would be worse.
You want to stay here, but you also want Alexia to stay here.
This is a complicated situation.
You hear her stop moving.
Silence.
Which means she’s looking at you.
You can feel the stare.
The one that says, look at yourself.
Unfortunately for her, you’re not looking at yourself.
You’re looking at a pillow.
A very nice pillow.
“You alive?”
Barely.
“Mm.”
“That’s not an answer.”
“It’s all I’ve got.”
Another silence.
You can practically hear her rolling her eyes.
Which is unfair.
You’ve had a difficult day.
You made questionable decisions, repeatedly, and now people expect you to attend dinner.
Honestly, nobody is thinking about your needs.
“You’re taking a bath.”
No.
“No, I’m not.”
“Yes, you are.”
“No, Ale. I’m going like this.”
There’s a pause.
A dangerous one.
“Naked?”
You lift your head just enough to look offended.
“What? No. I’ll throw on a dress and we’re done.”
Alexia raises an eyebrow, which is never a good sign.
A raised eyebrow from Alexia is basically a formal warning.
“A dress isn’t the problem.”
You narrow your eyes, or try to, but everything requires too much effort right now.
“Then what is?”
Alexia looks at you for a second.
Then at your hair.
Then back at you.
“You have sand in your hair.”
“Not true.”
“You smell like sunscreen.”
“I was at the beach!”
“And alcohol.”
You stay silent, because it’s expected.
“And poor decision-making.”
Rude.
“That one isn’t a smell.”
“It is on you.”
This relationship lacks respect.
“I’ll survive.”
“You’ll survive. Alba won’t let you.”
Oh.
That’s worse.
Much worse.
You stare at her.
She stares back.
Completely serious.
“Do you want Alba making comments all through dinner?”
A horrible image immediately appears in your head.
Alba noticing.
Alba grinning.
Alba making one comment.
Then another.
Then another.
For two straight hours.
You sit up immediately.
“Fuck.”
“Exactly.”
Alexia points toward the bathroom.
“Bath.”
You fall back onto the mattress.
Then you feel the bed dip and a hand run through your hair.
Immediately, all your complaints disappear.
Alexia pauses.
Her fingers catch on a knot.
“Jesus Christ.”
“Be nice to me.”
“I am being nice to you.”
“Doesn’t sound like it.”
“I’m touching your hair, aren’t I?”
You smile into the duvet.
“You said one drink.”
You laugh.
“I believed that when I said it.”
“You never believe that when you say it.”
You hate when she’s right.
The room is quiet again.
The bed is comfortable.
Alexia is next to you.
See?
This is nice.
This is exactly what should happen.
Nobody should be going anywhere.
The restaurant will survive without you.
Your friends will survive without you.
Alexia stands.
The mattress shifts.
No.
Come back.
You don’t say it, mostly because that would sound pathetic and also she already knows.
“You have ten minutes.”
You groan, a long, miserable sound.
The sound of a woman being oppressed.
“Five.”
What?
How did it get worse?
“I didn’t even do anything.”
“You were thinking about not doing it.”
As you start to drag yourself out of bed, Alexia walks over to your suitcase.
Opens it.
Pulls out your favorite dress.
Then your earrings.
Then the shoes you were already planning on wearing.
You stare.
“How do you know?”
Alexia stares back.
“You’ve worn that exact outfit three times.”
“Oh.”
“You were always going to wear it.”
“Oh.”
You immediately get up.
Alexia barely has time to react before you’re wrapping your arms around her.
“Te amo. Te amo. Te amo.”
“Mm.”
“Te amo.”
“You said that one already.”
“Te amo.”
Alexia huffs a laugh, one hand settling automatically at your waist.
“Yo también te amo.”
You grin against her shoulder.
“Again.”
“No.”
“Again.”
“Yo también te amo.”
You squeeze her tighter.
“Again.”
Alexia pulls back just enough to look at you.
“Bath.”
“That’s not what I said.”
“Baño.”
“Ale.”
“Ahora.”
You groan dramatically.
Alexia kisses your lips.
“Now bath.”
dtmf
madrid in july is basically a hate crime.
the heat hits different at night, it doesn’t cool down, it just changes texture.
becomes something thicker, more personal, like the city is breathing directly on you. up here on the private vip area of the estadio metropolitano it’s slightly better, the altitude pulling a faint suggestion of a breeze off the stage rigging, but only slightly.
the area has just a low iron railing between you and the drop to the levels below, the stage sprawling enormous and luminous ahead. benito small blazing figure at the center of it all, voice massive, production even more so.
gold and red and deep violet light sweeps in long arcs across the crowd.
tens of thousands of bodies.
the bass rolls up through the concrete and into your feet and doesn’t stop.
you are, in theory, having a great time.
you’re all together near the railing where the view is best.
you, alexia, clara, kika, misa, laia and victoria.
it’s been good.
it’s been genuinely, properly good.
the first few songs were joyful chaos, all of you screaming at each other over the music, laia nearly losing her drink, misa dancing with the kind of full-bodied commitment that makes everyone around her better. victoria filmed everything. clara kept grabbing kika’s arm every time she recognized a song, which was often, meaning kika’s arm had been grabbed approximately forty times.
alexia has been right beside you for all of it.
alexia, who is wearing white.
not soft white.
dangerous white.
the halter top wraps cleanly around her throat, all sharp lines and bare shoulders, elegant in the way expensive things are elegant without trying very hard. her hair is pinned up, though madrid’s humidity has already started winning the argument, loose strands falling against her cheeks.
she’s been happy all evening.
real, unguarded, vacation mode, happy.
the version of her that takes a while to surface, the one that belongs to people she actually trusts.
but.
she has also been…something else.
something she hasn’t said.
it started when you came downstairs earlier, before the car, before any of it.
you’d walked downstairs and found alexia waiting by the door.
she looked up.
and stopped.
just for a second.
her eyes dropped from your face to the skirt.
then to the heels.
then back up again.
a complete assessment.
silent.
thorough.
gone almost as quickly as it appeared.
your outfit had been a calculated decision.
the black top fits like it was made specifically to cause problems.
the skirt is worse.
all black sequins and unapologetically little fabric, catching light every time you move.
it was short, you know it.
the heels push everything a few inches higher.
you’d stood in front of the mirror for far longer than necessary and decided, very deliberately, that the answer was yes.
absolutely yes.
“lista?” she’d asked.
the word sounded perfectly normal.
everything else about her did not.
you’d assumed it was a compliment.
you were only partly right.
by the time you reached the stadium, her hand had settled at your waist and never really left.
you filed it away.
your heels were high enough to bring you exactly to her eye level, enough that when she would lean to speak in your ear she didn’t have to bend at all.
her hand had been at your waist like it belonged there.
the night was good and neither of you wanted to be the first to ruin it.
that lasted until clara got her phone out.
it started the way it always starts, harmless.
she was filming the stage, the crowd, the lights, then the group.
kika started to make faces, misa was stealing the frame.
normal.
then the camera landed on alexia, who grinned and finally gave in to the music.
the stadium lights flashed across the clean white line of her top, caught briefly on the sunglasses still perched on her nose for reasons known only to her.
she laughed at something clara shouted through the camera, head tipping back.
her hips found the beat with that easy, natural rhythm she has.
nothing crazy.
nothing performed.
which somehow made it worse.
alexia never looked like she was trying.
she just looked good.
kika slid in behind alexia with a grin, hands finding alexia’s arm, and they fell into it together: performing shamelessly for clara’s camera.
the stage lights, kika’s hands, alexia tipping her head back laughing that laugh, and clara hollering something encouraging.
and that’s when you turned back to the stage.
the railing was cold under your palms. cold in the specific way metal gets in the middle of a hot night. you’re pressing into a little harder than necessary.
below, the crowd moves in long slow waves. the song has shifted into something heavier, more deliberate.
you stare at the crowd.
you are a rational adult. kika is one of your favorite people. this is a video. it means nothing.
“estás bien.”
not a question.
alexia’s voice, low and close, right at your ear.
you didn’t hear her come back. you never do.
“fine,” you say. english. clipped.
a small pause.
“mentira,” she says. quiet. exact.
you don’t answer.
she steps in behind you closing the distance and settles there, warm and immediate.
one hand comes to your hip.
her chin drops to your shoulder, her mouth near your temple.
the fabric of her pants brushes against your bare legs. she’s close enough that you can feel the heat of her through the layers between you.
you can feel the weight of her restraint.
the skirt.
the top.
the attention they draw.
all the things she’d spent the evening pretending didn’t bother her.
you feel the breath she takes.
slow.
measured.
the kind that means she is being very patient with herself and with you.
her thumb moves once against your hip.
traces the hem of your skirt where it sits.
doesn’t say anything about it.
still hasn’t said anything about it.
“mírame,” she says.
“I am watching the show.”
“no estás.” her thumb traces a slow arc against your hip. “llevas cinco minutos mirando la barandilla.”
“I like the railing.”
a low exhale against your hair. not quite a laugh.
“era kika,” she says. low. careful. “para la cámara. nada más.”
“I know that.”
“lo sé. y aun así.”
you say nothing.
because she’s right and she knows she’s right and you know she’s right and none of that is actually the point. the point is her hands are on you and the point is the tight thing in your chest, small, unformed, not quite a thought yet.
“oye.” her nose presses to the back of your neck. slow. “estoy aquí.”
something in your chest loosens against your will.
“your sunglasses,” you say, because you have to say something. “it’s already night.”
a warm sound against your ear.
“¿te molestan mis gafas?”
“they’re ridiculous.”
“dramática,” she says softly. like it’s a love language. because for her it is.
“she had her hands on you.” you say smaller than you meant it. less armored.
“lo sé,” she says.
“I know it’s nothing. I know—”
“lo sé,” she says again. same words. entirely different weight.
her arms wind all the way around you then, both of them, crossing at your stomach and pulling you properly back against her, just holding.
her lips press to your temple and the tight thing in your chest opens a little more.
“eres la única que me importa,” she murmurs into your hair. “¿me escuchas? la única.”
you close your eyes for one second.
when you open them the stage is gold and enormous.
laia materializes beside you, grabs your arm, shouts something about the next song, then vanishes. clara is laughing at something with kika, phone nowhere in sight, already moved on entirely.
alexia’s arms stay around you. then quiet, almost underneath the music, almost like she’s saying it to herself—
“y tú.”
a pause.
“tú también podrías haber dicho algo. antes de salir.”
you go still.
there it is.
“about what?” you ask. carefully.
her hands shift at your waist.
deliberate.
the movement is brief.
pointed anyway.
“ya sabes sobre qué,” she says. not angry. not quite. something more complicated than angry.
“you didn’t say anything,” you say.
“no,” she agrees. “no dije nada.”
“so—”
“porque no quería arruinarlo.” her voice is still low, still even, but there’s something underneath it now, something real and unguarded and a little raw. “querías ir así, y no quería que la noche empezara con eso. así que no dije nada.”
you turn in her arms.
she lets you.
she is a lot. the gold light hitting the planes of her face, jaw set, eyes very dark, looking at you with an expression that means she has been managing something privately for several hours.
“alexia,”
“la falda,” she says quietly. “el top. la forma en que todo el mundo miraba.”
she exhales through her nose.
that says enough.
the crowd roars below for something. gold light floods stadium. neither of you moves.
“you could have told me,” you say, softer now.
“carinõ,”
“i would have chan—”
“no habrías cambiado,” she says, and the corner of her mouth moves, not quite a smile but also quite not one. “y no te lo pido. no es eso.”
“then what is it?”
she looks at you for a long moment. the lights move across her face: red, gold, red again. something in her expression shifts, settles, becomes something quieter and more honest.
“que me vuelves loca,” she says simply. “eso es lo que es. desde el momento en que bajaste las escaleras.”
something warm unfurls in your chest.
“yeah?” you say.
“sí.”
the answer comes immediately.
“con esa falda y esos tacones.”
she shakes her head once.
“y yo intentando comportarme como una persona normal.”
the corner of her mouth twitches.
“sin éxito.”
you look at her.
really look at her.
she looks back.
the music shifts below, something slow, heavy rolling up through the concrete, the crowd swaying with it.
then her eyes drop, slow, deliberate, taking in the skirt, the top, all of it, before coming back up to your face. “la falda“ a pause that has weight in it. “eso lo hablamos después.”
the way she says después.
low. certain. a door closing on something that hasn’t happened yet.
“promise?” you say.
her jaw shifts. her hands tighten at your hips. just slightly. just enough to tell you everything.
“gira,” she says softly.
you turn back to the railing.
her arms come around you, her lips at your temple. the song that’s been building below finally crests, not louder, just deeper, the kind of track that doesn’t ask anything of you except to feel it.
slow. heavy. deliberate.
moving through the floor, through your heels, through everything.
alexia starts to move.
it’s barely anything at first. just a slow sway, her body against yours. her hands resting at your hips, not guiding, just present.
and then you start to move with her.
and something changes.
her hands spread wider at your hips. her fingers press in, not hard, just firm, just certain.
you can feel the exhale she releases against the side of your neck.
slow.
unsteady in a way she’d never let happen anywhere else.
you roll your hips back into hers, following the low pulse of the music, her grip tightens immediately.
“dios,” she breathes. barely sound. more just air.
you do it again. slower this time. more deliberate.
her fingers dig into the fabric over your hips, the hem of your skirt rising just slightly with the movement, her thighs press in against yours from behind, corning you, stilling the movement just enough to control it.
to make it hers.
“para,” she murmurs against your ear. not a real instruction. not even close.
“you started it,” you say.
“tú empezaste esto hace horas,” she says, low and rough. “with this ridiculous skirt.”
her hands slide, from your hips down over the front of your thighs, just to the hem.
just to the edge of it.
her palms are warm against your bare skin, she stops there, holding, the tips of her fingers resting at the point where fabric ends and nothing begins.
she doesn’t go further.
she just holds.
the restraint in it is somehow more devastating than anything else would be.
you tilt your head back against her shoulder and look up at her.
her eyes are very dark as she looks at you like you are something she has made a decision about and is now in the process of executing with great patience and zero mercy.
“alexia,” you say.
“sí” she says. she already knows. she always knows.
her nose brushes your temple. her lips follow barely there, just the heat of them, dragging slowly along the line of your jaw. not a kiss. a quiet, unhurried threat.
“there’s people,” you breathe.
“I can see,” she says.
her hands slide back up to your waist.
“por eso me estoy portando bien.”
the way she says portando bien.
like it is costing her something significant.
like the bill is going to come due later and you are both very aware of it.
you look to the side, laia has her arms around victorias’s shoulders and the rest of girls are watching the stage, present.
you lean back into alexia and feel her exhale against your hair and the whole world narrows down to the size of this.
the heat of her, the press of her thighs behind you, the press of her hands flat against your stomach holding you against her. the music rolling up through the floor. the city enormous and gold and alive below.
“después,” she murmurs into your hair.
a reminder.
a promise.
“después,” you agree.
her arms tighten once.
brief.
certain.
kika is wherever the party is 🥳
it’s weird to know not everyone lost their absolute shit at 13
patri 'golazo' guijarro - patri guijarro
word count - 2.6k | summary - you have your routines, even when it comes to away games, but when the opportunity presents itself to tease her before and after the game, you just can't stop yourself. but after an insane goal, she wants her rightful reward.
MDNI 18 + - borderline smut, very suggestive
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you hated away games, you were only able to attend a few a year, often taking a few friends or family members to make a mini vacation out of it.
but when you couldn't go, being away from patri for 2, sometimes 3 nights, had you wandering around your shared apartment like a puppy waiting for their owner to come home.
you’d sit on the couch for hours, switching between shows, counting down the hours till patri’s match kicked off, using anything as a form of entertainment whilst she was away.
summary: Patri struggles on her own, so she turns to her phone and your guidance.
warnings: masturbation / fingering / dirty talk / begging / phone sex
word count: 1.3K
💋💋💋
Once the adrenaline finally started to leave Patri’s body and she was freshly showered, in bed. That was when she felt it.
The prickling, all-consuming need. Deep and hot, her nerve endings lit up like a wildfire.
The ache between her legs bordered on painful, thighs slick with arousal.
She needed you.
THE LIKE BUTTON IS GAY FOR PRIDE MONTH??????
Edit; you need to reblog the pride tags for it to work on reblogs (On web at least) (for me you do, may be a me problem)
──────── ☀️ ⵌ heat drives people crazy.
pairing : alexia putellas x fem!reader. summary : seems after few drinks, the whole team are talking about every situation where you and alexia were in love but didn’t see it. warnings : reader referred as ‘naranja’, alexia being grumpy, whole team making fun of them. word count : 2.4k.
Barcelona, Saturday, just before lunchtime. Sun hung high in the sky, hotter than ever, kind of weather that practically demanded cold drinks and good food. That was exactly why Barcelona Femeni squad had found themselves aboard a yacht once again, celebrating every trophy they had collected throughout the season. It was a private gathering, far from cameras and reporters, with nearly the entire team present.
Patri, Kika, and Cata? Probably on their tenth beer by now. . . Or well past that number, Clara and Vicky were busy filming TikToks, Aitana and Sydney sat together with Irene, deeply invested in whatever piece of gossip had captured their attention, Claudia and Esmee had already decided that repeatedly jumping into the freezing water was the best way to spend the afternoon. Poor Alexia, meanwhile, had somehow once again found herself in her usual role as team's designated mother, keeping an eye on everyone as if they needed constant supervision, which, judging by the state of the yacht, they absolutely did.
And you? You were stretched out across one of loungers taking advantage of rare opportunity to work on your tan during what could only be described as almost summer.
If you weren't familiar with european weather, you would have assumed the continent was moments away from spontaneously combusting. Yet, everyone around you seemed to consider this temperature perfectly normal.
Turning your head and opening your eyes was easy enough, sliding your sunglasses down bridge of your nose wasn't much harder. Actually forcing yourself to sit up so you could reapply sunscreen, however? That was a completely different story, a low groan escaped your lips before you could stop it.
Your entire body felt heavy, exhausted after an endless season that had demanded everything from you. Every muscle seemed determined to keep you exactly where you were, stretched out beneath the sun, doing absolutely nothing. Sure, by end of the day an inevitable sunburn and irritated skin would remind you just how stupid that decision was. If you made it.
“Eh! Naranja girl.” One voice caught your attention.
Once again, your attempt to sit up ended in failure. With a sigh, you simply pulled your sunglasses off, only to find Kika standing nearby. Her face was slightly flushed from the sun, freckles far more visible than usual. One thing you had learned over years of friendship was that the Portuguese midfielder's freckles always seemed to multiply whenever temperatures climbed high enough.
“Alexia could help you with that, couldn't she?” She said, voice dripping with barely concealed sarcasm and amusement.
Ugh. You and Alexia really should have kept things a secret. Although, honestly, that idea felt ridiculous for two very obvious reasons. First, practically everyone already knew. . Except the two of you, apparently. Second, there was no universe in which it would have stayed a secret for long.
As retaliation, you snatched the beer bottle from Kika's hand and took a sip. You didn't even like it but was either that or one of Marta's drinks and experience had taught you that those came with consequences. “My girlfriend is busy looking after children!” you replied, gesturing toward the Spanish captain. Across yacht, Alexia appeared to be attempting the impossible: preventing Catalina from somehow falling into water.
A task made considerably harder by the fact that Cata was laughing hysterically while balancing far too close to the edge.
“Venga, Catalina Coll!” Alexia called out, voice carrying that unmistakable authoritative tone that had captains, teammates and apparently even goalkeepers falling into line.
Almost immediately, Catalina quieted down and did exactly as she had been told. Gracias Díos.
A few moments later Alexia made her way over to where you and Kika were sitting, a long, exhausted sigh escaped her as she claimed one of loungers and practically collapsed onto it. At this point, your girlfriend looked tired not only physically, but mentally as well. The season had been demanding on everyone, but especially on her and you couldn't help worrying, though that was a conversation better saved for when the two of you were alone.
“Cariño, need help?” she asked, already referring to the sunscreen. Her thick Catalan accent still lingered in every english sentence, despite how much more comfortable she had become with the language over recent months.
“You need to be careful with sunburns, come here. I'll help you.” Before you could protest, she had already moved beside your lounger, sunscreen bottle in hand.
You loved this side of her, the way she cared not only for you, but for everyone around her. Especially younger players. Alexia had always been like that, long before you started dating, long before the two of you had stopped being complete idiots and finally acknowledged what had been painfully obvious to everyone else.
“Hey, don't worry about it, sí? I can handle it myself,” you attempted to argue.
Immediately, Alexia pressed her index finger against your lips, stopping any further objections before they could leave your mouth. “Stop that, vale? Let me take care of you for once.”
As if she didn't do that every chance she got! That was simply who Alexia Putellas was. Her love language had always been acts of service, and honestly, you weren't about to complain. “How do you even manage this, hmm?” She murmured. “I like tanning, but my skin just turns red instead of actually tanning.”
One hand carefully spread sunscreen along the base of your spine while the other reached for more product but nearby, Kika remained suspiciously silent.
You knew that look. She was waiting.
Waiting for the perfect opportunity to say something sarcastic, ridiculous, or embarrassingly suggestive. Last time her personal record without making some sort of comment was eight minutes.
This interaction was already approaching seven. A new record seemed unlikely.
Unable to help yourself, you let out a content sigh as Alexia continued applying sunscreen. Honestly, you thanked every higher power available for blessing you with a girlfriend who was not only beautiful but impossibly kind. And unfortunately for both of you, Kika finally decided she had suffered in silence for long enough.
“Jesus Christ,” She muttered dramatically, throwing her head back. “you two make me sick.”
Alexia didn't even glance in her direction.
“Then stop looking.” She had a pout on lips.
That only made Kika laugh harder. “VICKY! Come here, now!”
Vicky immediately abandoned whatever TikTok she had been filming, curiosity won far too easily among footballers and within seconds she was making her way across deck while Kika waited with an expression of someone about to present evidence in a criminal investigation. “What happened?” She asked.
Your girlfriend's expression was soft, focused, completely unaware of how ridiculously affectionate she looked. It was pretty. You loved her.
Vicky stared. Then at you. Then at Alexia. Then back at you. “Oh.” From her lips, just came this out.
“Exactly,” Kika said. “Look at this.” She waved a hand dramatically toward Alexia. “Our captain. Alexia Putellas. A woman known for being low-profile. Introverted. Someone who hates being center of attention unless football forces her to be!”
Patri joined the chaos and somehow, that only made everything worse, the midfielder stayed firmly on her body even in that heat. You had no idea how she managed it.
Everyone else looked like they were slowly melting under sun, yet Patri looked completely unaffected. Confident. Comfortable. Almost like the temperature was a personal challenge she refused to lose.
You were fairly sure that was just how she existed. “See?” Patri said, suddenly pointing at both of you. “This reminds me of that time when these two—” Before she could finish, Irene appeared. Of course she did.
Carrying a margarita like she had been summoned by gossip itself! You rolled your eyes as one by one, more players began to drift closer. Claudia. Aitana. Even Esmee! Still slightly wet from her last jump into sea.
A whole circle formed naturally around your loungers, like gossip had a gravitational pull of its own, at the center of it all, you and Alexia.
Alexia was already regretting every life decision that had led to this moment. She hated it.
“So I was saying,” Irene went on “this reminds me of that one time when these two were already acting like a couple but refusing to admit it.”
“I beg your pardon” you interrupted.
Irene raised a hand, like she probably did with her son at home when he needed to behave.
“No no, let her cook.” Kika replied. She was so invested at it, maybe that’s what she wanted the whole time and you just wanted to enjoy sun, a book and staying in silence.
“This reminds me of that time they shared a table during team lunch,” Vicky pointed out, a proud smile tugging at corners of her lips. “They acted like it was completely normal but Ale kept stealing olives from your plate and you kept stealing meat from hers.”
The comment landed in the middle of the circle like a perfectly aimed pass. . . For a second, nobody reacted. Then silence broke almost immediately. Of course it did.
Because now everyone had a new detail to obsess over.
Vicky leaned back slightly, clearly satisfied with herself, as if she had just unlocked a particularly valuable piece of evidence in a case everyone else was already convinced about while your girlfriend let out a long, tired breath, the kind that came from someone who had officially accepted defeat for the day.
“That was just lunch.” She said, though her voice lacked any real conviction.
Patri immediately scoffed. “Nothing about you two is ever ‘just’ anything.”
You rubbed your face slowly, already feeling the situation slipping further out of your control with every passing second. It did.
“Can we talk about that time a girl tried to flirt with Naranja at the club?” Aitana finally spoke up, breaking her usual quiet observation of the chaos. “And Alexia looked like she was about to explode. I remember her taking five straight shots of vodka just to survive watching it happen.”
The circle erupted instantly, as if Aitana had just dropped the final missing piece of a story everyone already half knew.
Esmee jumped in right after, fully committed to escalating it further. “Naranja almost left the bar with her” She added, laughing. “But then our capi suddenly, faked a faint.” That was enough. Right?!
The entire group burst into laughter at same time, sound spilling across the yacht without any attempt at restraint. Even those who had not been there for the story were laughing purely out of secondhand embarrassment and admiration for how absurd it all sounded.
“That did not happen like that. Liar.” she muttered, Alexia buried her face in one hand.
Kika immediately pointed at her. “It absolutely did.”
“It was one shot.”
“Five capi!”
“One.”
“Five emotional support shots!” Irene corrected, barely able to speak through her laughter.
Claudia, who had been quietly listening until then, suddenly leaned forward with a knowing smile as if she had been waiting for her own moment. “Oh, if we are exposing things today.” She began, earning immediate attention from the circle.
“I remember when Alexia refused to leave training until she saw Naranja finish physio after that knock on her ankle.” A few players immediately gasped and laughed at same time, already anticipating where the story was going. “She literally sat there for an hour pretending it was ‘just paperwork’ with the staff.” Claudia continued, shaking her head.
Alexia sighed again, louder this time, fully aware there was no escaping it anymore.
“And she only left when Naranja was finally okay.” Claudia finished, smiling like it was the most obvious thing in the world.
“She is no good at lying.” One of them said, laughing.
Mapi, who had been unusually quiet for a few minutes, suddenly straightened up with a grin that immediately made everyone suspicious.
“Oh no, not you.” Alexia muttered, already sensing trouble before a word was even fully spoken.
“I just remembered something from last pre-season camp.” Mapi said ignoring her completely as the whole group leaned in.
“You two were supposed to be in different recovery groups, but somehow ended up sneaking off together anyway.”
Everyone was already picturing it without needing details.
“And when staff asked, Alexia said it was ‘strategic bonding for morale’.” She added, dramatically quoting her captain.
What the hell? How did they even know all those details?
The two questions came out almost instinctively, your gaze sweeping across you all, it seemed no one looked surprised by your confusion, which somehow made it worse. If anything, they looked entertained, like they had been waiting for you to finally say it out loud.
Kika was the first to answer, far too satisfied with herself.
“Because everyone knew.” she said simply, shrugging as if it was the most obvious thing in the world. “Everyone except you two.”
Aitana, shaking her head in disbelief, while Vicky covered her face like she was trying not to laugh again. Even Patri looked away, smiling as if she had long given up pretending this was subtle in any way.
“I have my own story to tell. Eh!” Patri announced, her voice cutting through the group and immediately drawing every gaze back to her. A wave of amused murmurs spread instead of laughter, an kind of reaction that came from people already bracing themselves for whatever she was about to reveal. Alexia let out a long breath beside you, clearly anticipating disaster before a single detail was even shared. “Oh no. ” She was shifting slightly as if that could somehow delay what was coming. Patri, however, only smiled wider and leaned forward, completely unfazed by the reaction she had caused. “Oh yes.” She insisted, pointing between you and Alexia as if presenting undeniable evidence. “This one is good, trust me, you are going to remember it.”
Patri took her time, clearly enjoying suspense. Alexia Putellas rubbed her temple slowly already looking like she was reconsidering every life choice that had led her to this yacht and you glanced at her briefly only to find her avoiding your eyes in the exact way that confirmed she remembered whatever was coming. “It was during an away trip. . ” Patri began, speaking with exaggerated seriousness as if she were delivering tactical analysis rather than stupid gossip.
“Patricia Guijarro, shut up. Calá-te.”
author’s note : this is a little bit shorter than i expected, but loved to write it hehehehehe. ((( next smau is coming in few days <333
ooo i love a good prompt request.
take your pick:
patri in the kitchen with a melon baller - "bebé what is this medieval device?"
alexia in the grocery store with a bottle of olive oil - "no, ale! we have enough at home! you buy one every.single.week. we're stocked five deep. we're going to have to get rid of your ballon d'ors to make space at this point!"
cata at team bonding with a rubber chicken - (whispering to pina) "i'm going to squawk this every time r goes to speak and see how long it takes her to blow up." pina: "that sounds like a stupid decision to wind up with your gf mad at you." cata: "she knows what she got into dating me"
Hi, my lovelies. I love every single one of these prompts so fucking much. @2truthsand1lie your brain is fantastic (which we all already knew anyways). Mwah mwah mwah. I hope you enjoy.
Different Worlds
Patri Guijarro x Reader
Description: you and Patri are from different worlds and she is a bit dumbfounded by it all.
You and Patri had grown up in completely different stratospheres, let alone different worlds.
You were from money. Like… a lot of money. Like best-not-ask-where-it-came-from type money. Doesn’t-need-to-check-the-price-tag type money. Money-is-no-issue type money and great-grandchildren-set-for-life type money.
The kind of money that meant your childhood home had more bathrooms than people. The kind of money that meant you never really understood the concept of “saving up” for something, because if you wanted it, it simply appeared. The kind of money that made your relationship with reality a little… warped.
You hadn’t grown up spoiled in the stereotypical sense. You weren’t cruel or entitled or demanding. You’d just grown up buffered. Buffered from consequences. Buffered from limits. Buffered from the idea that the world might ever say no to you.
the best captain’s squad we could have asked for 💙❤️
https://x.com/delusionalmarii/status/2060417407512973734?s=46&t=tmIt38quVBxz42AuWbsg4Q
Michele Kang can spend all the money she wants, but you can’t buy the power of Patricia Guijarro Gutiérrez and her printer to motivate our team.
yessss, patri knows how to keep this team motivated 🥳
Caught - Kika Nazareth
Warnings: none. Just an overprotective alexia
Words: 2k
Summary: Y/N is Alexias sister. Shes 18 years old and dates Kika. They try to keep it a secret but Alexia finds out.
Pls send some requests🤗
The first sign something was wrong happened at breakfast. Not dramatic wrong.Not someone’s injured wrong. Just…Quiet. Too quiet. Y/N walked into the kitchen rubbing sleep from her eyes, oversized Barça hoodie slipping off one shoulder as she reached automatically for the coffee machine. Usually mornings with Alexia Putellas involved at least one of the following:
Alexia lecturing her about nutritionAlexia reminding her to stretch properly
Alexia stealing her toast
Alexia asking approximately seventeen questions before 8 a.m.
Today? Nothing. Alexia sat at the counter scrolling through her phone silently. That alone was terrifying.
Y/N slowed immediately.
“…Good morning?” “Morning.”
Still not looking up. Okay. Definitely terrifying.
Y/N carefully grabbed a mug.
“You okay?” “Mhm.”
One-word answers. Even worse. Y/N glanced toward the living room like someone might explain what was happening. Unfortunately, there was nobody else there to save her. She turned back slowly.
“Did I do something?”
Finally, Alexia looked up. And smiled. That was somehow the scariest part.
“No,” Alexia said calmly. “Why would you think that?”
Oh, this was bad. This was really bad. Y/N forced herself to act normal as she poured coffee.
“Because you’re being weird.”
“I’m being weird?”
“Yes.”
Alexia hummed thoughtfully.
“Interesting.”
Y/N’s stomach dropped. That tone meant Alexia knew something. Maybe not everything. But something. Before Y/N could figure out how much danger she was actually in, her phone buzzed against the counter.
One message. From Kika Nazareth.
miss u already :(
Y/N nearly launched the phone across the kitchen. Alexia’s eyes flicked downward instantly. Y/N grabbed the phone face down so fast it looked suspicious anyway.
Alexia leaned back slightly in her chair.
“…Who’s texting you this early?”
“No one.”
“No one texted you?”
“I mean—someone texted me—but like… not importantly.”
Alexia stared. Y/N wanted to evaporate. Thankfully, the older woman’s phone rang before she could interrogate further. Alexia answered while standing from the counter.
“Hola?”
Y/N exhaled in relief. Barely survived. Barely. Then Alexia walked toward the hallway, still talking on the phone.
“Yeah, I’m leaving soon… she’s here with me now…”
Pause. Alexia looked directly at Y/N.
“…No, I haven’t asked yet.”
Asked what? Y/N narrowed her eyes suspiciously. The second Alexia disappeared into the hallway, Y/N grabbed her phone again.
YOU TEXTED ME AT BREAKFAST
Kika replied instantly.
and?
ALEXIA WAS THERE
Three dots appeared. Then:
oops
Y/N stared at the message in betrayal.
YOU’RE ENJOYING THIS
a little
Insane. Actually insane.
______________________________________________
Training should’ve distracted her. It didn’t. Because Alexia kept watching her. Not obviously. That was the problem. Alexia Putellas was subtle when she investigated things.
During rondos, she watched who Y/N laughed with. During tactical drills, she watched who Y/N instinctively looked for on the pitch. And unfortunately for Y/N’s mental stability…that person was always Kika.
“Y/N,” Patri Guijarro whispered while they stretched near the sideline.
“Why does Alexia look like an FBI agent?”
“Because my life is over.”
“That sounds dramatic.”
“She knows something.”Patri winced.
“Oh.”
“Yeah.”
From across the field, Kika glanced over. Smiled. Y/N glared immediately. Kika only looked more amused. Traitor. Absolute traitor.
Practice ended with a small training match. Coach split the teams unevenly on purpose, which meant Y/N and Kika ended up against each other.
Normally that would’ve been fun. Today it was psychological warfare.
“Scared of me?” Kika teased as they lined up before kickoff.
“You wish.”
“You’ve been glaring at me for twenty minutes.”
“Because you’re ruining my life.”
Kika grinned lazily. “Still cute.”
Y/N shoved her shoulder. Unfortunately, Alexia saw that too. Of course she did. Because apparently the universe hated Y/N personally.
_____________________________________________
The scrimmage started fast. Y/N played aggressively out of pure stress, pressing harder than usual, moving quicker, trying desperately not to think about the fact her sister’s detective instincts were activating in real time.
Then came the mistake. A terrible mistake. The kind of mistake that changes lives.
Y/N scored.
That wasn’t the mistake. The mistake was celebrating. Without thinking, she turned immediately toward Kika after the goal.
And Kika—idiot, beautiful idiot that she was—blew her a kiss. The entire field froze. Just for a second. But one second was enough.
“Oh my god,” Vicky López whispered.
Clàudia Pina physically covered her face with both hands. Patri looked like she wanted to disappear underground.
And Alexia? Alexia stared at Kika. Then at Y/N. Then back at Kika. The silence felt deadly. Kika’s smile vanished instantly.
“…Ah,” Irene Paredes muttered quietly from defense.
“That’s not ideal.”
Not ideal? NOT IDEAL? Y/N wanted the earth to open beneath her. Coach blew the whistle to continue. Nobody moved. Alexia finally spoke.
“Y/N M/N”
Oh no. Not the middle-name. Everyone on Barça knew the full-name voice. Y/N swallowed hard. “Yeah?”
Alexia’s expression was unreadable.
“Focus.”
That was it. No yelling. No anger. Which somehow felt worse. Much worse. The rest of training became torture. Alexia barely spoke. Kika stopped flirting entirely. The team moved around them carefully like they were trying not to trigger an explosion.
By the end of practice, Y/N felt physically sick. She grabbed her bag quickly, hoping maybe—just maybe—she could escape before the conversation happened. Delusional.
“Car. Now.” Alexia’s voice behind her was calm.
Too calm.
Y/N closed her eyes briefly. Dead. She was dead.—The drive home was silent.
Horribly silent.
Alexia kept both hands on the wheel, jaw tight, eyes fixed ahead. Y/N sat frozen in the passenger seat trying not to throw up from anxiety. Streetlights blurred past outside.
Finally, Alexia spoke.
“How long?”
Straight to it. Y/N stared at her lap.
“…What?”
“Don’t do that.”
The disappointment in Alexia’s voice hurt more than anger would’ve.
Y/N swallowed hard.“…A few months.”
Alexia laughed once. Not happily.
“A few months.”
“I was gonna tell you.”
“When?”
Y/N had no answer. Because honestly? There had never been a good time. Alexia tightened her grip on the steering wheel.
“She’s twenty-three”
“I know.”
“You’re eighteen.”
“I know.”
“She’s your teammate.”
“I KNOW.”
The words burst out louder than intended. Silence filled the car again immediately afterward. Y/N looked away first. Alexia exhaled sharply through her nose.
“You lied to me.”
That one landed hardest. Because it was true. Y/N’s voice came out smaller this time.
“I didn’t mean to.”
“But you did.”
Tears burned suddenly behind Y/N’s eyes, which was annoying because she absolutely did not want to cry right now.
“I didn’t know how to tell you.”
Alexia finally glanced at her.
“And that didn’t make you think maybe you shouldn’t be doing it?”
Y/N’s chest tightened. “It’s not bad.”
Alexia scoffed quietly. “You’re a teenager.”
“I’m an adult.”
“Barely.”
The frustration snapped instantly.
“Why are you acting like she manipulated me or something?”
Alexia didn’t answer immediately. Which was answer enough. Y/N stared at her in disbelief.
“You seriously think that?”
“I think she’s older than you.”
“She loves me.” The words slipped out before Y/N could stop them.
The second they did, silence crushed the car again. Alexia looked genuinely stunned now. Not angry. Not suspicious. Just… surprised. Y/N realized with horror she’d never actually said those words out loud before. Not even to Kika. Alexia pulled into the driveway slowly. The engine shut off. Neither moved.
Finally Alexia spoke quietly.“Do you love her?”
Y/N looked down at her shaking hands.
“…Yeah.”
The honesty in that answer hurt. Because it was real. Completely real. Alexia leaned back in her seat, staring through the windshield. For a long moment, she said nothing.
Then finally: “She should’ve come to me.”
Y/N blinked. “What?”
“If this was serious, she should’ve talked to me.”
“That’s your issue?”
“She’s older. She knows better.”
Y/N shook her head immediately. “No. I’m the one who wanted to keep it secret.”
Alexia looked unconvinced. “Alexia.”
“She’s twenty-four.”
“And you dated older players too!”
Alexia opened her mouth. Closed it. Opened it again.
“That’s different.”
“It literally isn’t.”
“It is when it’s my little sister.”
There it was. The real problem. Not Kika. Not football. Not the team. Y/N was Alexia’s little sister. The kid she’d spent years protecting. The kid she still saw as too young for heartbreak.
Y/N’s voice softened slightly. “You can’t decide who I love.”
Alexia looked exhausted suddenly.
“I know.”
That caught Y/N off guard. Alexia rubbed a hand over her face.
“I just…” She sighed quietly.
“I worry about you.”
“I know.”
“She’s important to the team. You’re important to the team. If this goes badly—”
“It won’t.”
Alexia gave her a look. Y/N corrected herself weakly.
“…Hopefully.”
That earned the tiniest huff of laughter from Alexia. Tiny. But there. The tension eased slightly. Just slightly. Then Y/N’s phone buzzed again. Both sisters looked down simultaneously.
Kika.
Of course. Alexia held out her hand immediately.
“Give me the phone.”
“What? No!”
“Give me the phone.”
“You’re terrifying.”
“Y/N.”
Groaning dramatically, Y/N handed it over.
Alexia read the message silently. Then blinked once.Y/N narrowed her eyes suspiciously.
“What does it say?”
Alexia looked almost offended.
“She sent a heart and asked if you’re alive.”
“…Okay and?”
“She used thirteen question marks.”
Y/N snatched the phone back instantly.
ARE YOU ALIVE?????????????
Y/N couldn’t stop herself from smiling a little. Alexia noticed immediately.
“Oh my god,” she muttered. “You’re gone.”
Y/N tried to hide the smile. “Shut up.”
“You’re completely in love with her.”
That sentence made everything feel suddenly real. Bigger somehow. Scarier too. Y/N looked down at her phone quietly.
“…Yeah.”
Alexia studied her for a long moment. Then finally sighed.
“I still think the age gap is weird.”
Y/N groaned. “Alexia—”
“But…” She paused. “I’ve never seen you look at anyone the way you look at her.”
Y/N blinked. That was… unexpectedly nice.
Alexia pointed a finger immediately. “I’m still mad.”
“There it is.”
“And if she hurts you, I bury the body.”
“VERY normal response.”
“Irene said she’d help me.”
Y/N burst out laughing despite herself. That finally cracked Alexia too. Small at first. Then real laughter. The kind they hadn’t shared all day. Relief flooded through Y/N so hard she nearly cried again.
“You’re seriously okay?” she asked softly.
Alexia leaned her head back against the seat.
“…I’m trying to be.”
That was enough. More than enough. Y/N threw her arms around her instantly. Alexia groaned dramatically.
“You’re sweating from training.”
“You love me.”
“Unfortunately.”
Y/N laughed against her shoulder. After a second, Alexia hugged her back tightly.
Then muttered quietly: “You should probably text your girlfriend before she breaks into the house.”
Y/N pulled back immediately. “You called her my girlfriend.”
“I regret it already.”
But she was smiling. And for the first time all day, Y/N could finally breathe again.
Cool It - Alexia Putellas
Summary: You and Alexia swore up and down that you would never get involved with a teammate. But strictly having sex only after big matches wouldn't put that rule in danger, would it? aka another friends with benefits fic
Word Count: 7.5k
Warnings: +18 (SMUT) • fingering (r giving and receiving) • oral (r receiving) • scisorring • choking (very lightly ok) • idiots in love • kika knows it!! • mentions of alcohol
☆ A/n: I hope this silly fic can alleviate some wounded hearts out there <3
You and Alexia had crossed your hearts and promised you would never do this. You had mumbled that exact same oath against each other's lips a few too many times until it became pathetic enough that you both just accepted the reality you found yourselves in, time after time.
mapi in tears after her final sub off and hearing the crowd chant her name
I will always feel privileged and honoured to have found Barça. look at how lucky we have been these past few years. and how much there's left yet to come and celeberate.
the crowd chanting for alexia to stay 💙❤️
source: tv3