yaywootfish

Hey, I'm Tessa, I am a 23 year old girl from the Netherlands. I graduated as a nurse in 2019, and i’m working towards the emergency department. This is a LGBTQ+ supportive blog! I don't post an awfull lot of personal posts, but if you want to know more about me don't be afraid to ask.

[anxietyproblem]

[anxietyproblem]

[omghotmemes]

Just a theory though

[argumate]

much like the way the Italians exported pizza and the Americans ruined/perfected it for the Italians to import it back again and then re-export the “authentic” product back to America, so the British took tea from Asia and ruined/perfected it by adding milk and sugar then Asia took that and ruined/perfected it by adding tapioca bubbles and even more sugar and exported it back again.

[tafkarfanfic]

So what you’re saying is, food is a conversation between cultures.

[detective-dr-curious]

That’s… That’s a beautiful thought actually

[depsidase]

[baby-foxx]

👏🏼 support👏🏼survivors👏🏼of 👏🏼 abuse👏🏼

[geniusoflove]

hes scared of the milk

[geniusoflove]

wont even look at it

[geniusoflove]

sorry i cant get over this he hates the milk

[teapartyinthegardenofdelirium]

Beautiful Old Italian Greenhouse Overgrown With Vegetation

📍Italy

📷 from @ksenia_hound

[simonalkenmayer]

This is how we used to make down hearth cakes, except we’d use a pit overturned on the hearth.

[party-gilmore]

"THE WISH.COM VERSION OF MYTHBUSTERS" IM LOSING IT

[newwavedeathrat]

I CANT GET OVER THE LECTURES MY HISTORY PROFESSOR RECORDED FOR US, HIS DAUGHTER KEEPS WALKING IN ITS SO FUCKING FUNNY & ADORABLE???

[newwavedeathrat]

him: so, every president since FDR has done this, but-

her: walks in with a barbie doll

him: oh, hi, what's up?

her: fairy barbie is flying in

him: oh, okay - i'm doing a lecture right now though, so could fairy barbie fly-

her: show them fairy barbie

him: sighs.

him: okay, everyone, this is fairy barbie,

[newwavedeathrat]

reblog if you appreciate fairy barbie 👊😔

[newwavedeathrat]

update:

[unexplained-events]

The Well of Petrification

This well in North Yorkshire near Knaresborough has the ability to turn anything it touches into stone. For years the locals thought the well was cursed by the devil and were afraid to touch it themselves. There is nothing supernatural about the well at all. Due to its high calcite mineral content, anything that touches the water for several months turns to stone. The petrification process is similar to what happens when stalactites or stalagmites form, but just at a much faster pace

[anxietyproblem]

[tlirsgender]

A nonhuman character in heavy makeup: *is very long*

Me: is that you, Doug

The credits: Freaky Creature played by Doug Jones

Me: YEAHHHH

[agir1ukn0w]

A nonhuman character in heavy makeup: *does that elegant hand movement that Doug always seems to do*

Me: DOUG!!!

[hermes-stropheus]

[snorlaxatives]

incredibly grateful that tumblr doesn’t have a memories feature like every other social media platform because frankly i am terrified to even think about what kind of tomfoolery and hooliganery i was getting into 6 years ago on this website

[val-ritz]

tumblr’s memories feature is other users, because every once in a while one of you motherfuckers will reblog a post i made in like 2012 and detonate all of my bones like they’re C4

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

turns out the overdue project I've been putting off for days is actually pretty easy and i should've done it earlier. i won't learn anything from this though

[breefolk-hates-staff]

The thing that cracks me up about the Addams Family is that they literally live in their own family cemetery, but no one ever asks the most important question: what the fuck kills an Addams?

Like, they literally have cartoon invulnerability. They intentionally put themselves through physical torture, electrocution, falling from ridiculous heights, etcetera, and they always come out completely unscathed. In the movies, they’re actually shown giving the baby a mixture that includes raw egg and vodka, among other things, for regular feedings, which, if you need to be told is bad then you ought to have your parenting license revoked.

So, how do all of the graves get there? What horrid fate could possibly KILL an Addams? The world may never know.

[frank-bennedetto]

They leave when they are done

[theunvanquishedzims]

Didn’t one movie/episode end with them digging up the graveyard to wake up the family and say hello? They don’t have mother-in-law suites or retirement homes, they have mother-in-law crypts and retirement mausoleums.

[headspace-hotel]

writing can’t be that hard. all it is is just putting words in front of each other, right?

[headspace-hotel]

update: the wrong words are in front of each other. This is the worst thing ever to happen.