Still can't think of anything

🌹~ 30 ~ Pan Ace ~ main blog to several horny sides ~ any pronouns will do ~ I like them batboys (and batgirls) 🌹 I'm not very vocal on here (more so on my nsfw sideblog that I use as a main) Don't worry, won't reblog anything on there from normal fandom blogs.

[inkbi0tic]

[saiyanqueenreads]

It's that time of year again (affectionate)...

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[bugshroom]

there should be a pill you can take one time that will shrivel up your uterus and abort it through one last horrible period

[laviejaguardia]

I love the everyone wants to fuck Shane Hollander agenda so picture like, Ilya at a team member's bachelor party and the whole Raiders team is there and everyone is drunk and they're playing games and just yelling out answers at the same time to questions like what's your favourite position and age you lost your virginity and giving each other shit for the answers but then there's what player you would go gay for and suddenly the whole team yells Shane Hollander at once to stunned silence afterwards and Ilya has the worst fucking night of his life

[bisezual]

Balance the 4 humors!!

Blood

Yellow Bile

Phlegm

Black Bile

Voting ended onApr 11, 2023

[bisezual]

We did it!! Your patient is healthy!!!!

[cerastes]

First Warioware minigame in Tumblr.

[audarcy]

[verdare1]

I need to see this movie…

[kamenwriter]

[monsterhospital]

Its like this but Godzilla actually does show up

[lastoneout]

Wait this is some galaxy brain shit actually, I'm gonna have to start doing this.

[lavenderlemniscate]

feels like im always recovering. when do i get to live

[lavenderlemniscate]

"it's okay to rest for as long as you need from burnout" how long is it actually going to take though. there's stuff i wanna do.

[papasmoke]

as an ex-catholic it’s very funny to see ‘catholic convert’ in people’s bios it’s akin to running out of a burning skyscraper and passing someone heading on up to the top floor

[papasmoke]

If you enjoyed this post please click on it to view the original now <3

[im-simmin]

Tumblr needs more minigames like this. Way better than “previous tags”

[manorinthewoods]

This is peak content. I never considered this.

Tragically it does mean you have to, Engage Mechanically With The Post, instead of blindly reading it, clicking ‘like’ and ‘reblog’, and then moving on.

[angelbabymikaa]

“tattoos are going out of style” they’ve been around for a thousand years im sorry you’re conservative now get well soon ig

[emi--rose]

You are less fashionable than Ötzi the ice man who had sick tattoos

[spankerella]

I think we all should.

[lawbreaker13]

YES

[aceofshitposts]

tbh my favourite dynamic for jaytim is the whole "i'm the dog they put in with the cheetah to prevent it going crazy" and "i'm the cheetah threatening to go crazy" except jason thinks he's the cheetah and tim is the dog but it becomes rapidly apparent at time goes on that tim is the cheetah and jason has to desperately wrangle him from destroying things he shouldn't

[kaijuno]

Sacred image

[pepsimansthickjuicymeatyschlong]

Look a this photograph

[kaijuno]

[sometimesanequine]

you could say i have a passion for graphic design

[sometimesanequine]

HELLO?????

[kord-corp-takeover]

my take on Jason smoking or not, in meme format

[sabotage-on-mercury]

the true duality of shane hollander: he is massively jock4jock brained but he couldn't give less than a flying fuck about any other sports than ice hockey even if he tried. yes he gets the appeal of juicy meaty athletes - in fact that's the only appeal working for him- but that's where his interest ends. ice hockey is the one and only sport that counts and shane has a massive god complex about it.

soccer/football is the thing you play as kids, for warm ups, funsies or light cardio, there is no way that the world is crazy about 22 men chasing a ball, nothing better than dogs really, if they could watch 12 men actually armoured up WORKING for the puck? he has personal beef with american football because how can it be that there is no ice hockey on superbowl sunday night? which is nothing against his loathing for field hockey, it's like you took real hockey and cut away all things that make it exciting, it's actually a hate crime. wrestling peaks his interest but you can't tell him that shit isn't more softporn than sports. boxing is useless he can watch people fight every other night so why bother. at one point he says that baseball is cute. he doesn't know a single rule about basketball and he prefers it that way. everything that these other athletes do, he can do with literal knives under his feet, a weapon in his hand, with like 20 lbs of gear on his body, on a slippery surface, at 20 mph.

but it's still nice to look at, shane grants them that. they might have bad taste in their choice of sports (or maybe wouldn't have cut it in hockey😌) but the least Shane can do is appreciate the effort these athletes put into building their bodies, he is generous like that.

the beauty and aesthetic of a rower's body makes him weep. he watches rugby players without a single thought in his head and a half chub in his pants. post tlg Rose takes Shane to a tennis match just for them to get sloshed and get insane about tennis player thighs in these tiny shorts. that's their boy aquarium. oh and Ilya is totally into how much (hate)watching other sports horns Shane up.

[dirbenaffleck]

i think the marvel vs dc conversation is bad because they're very different animals and i think its very obvious in how they approach the avengers and the justice league, even if you compare it between dceu and mcu, because at the end of the day superheroes in marvel seem to be allied with the governemtn regardless of their cause, like shield and avengers seem to be deeply connected in both fucntion and system because they're lead by a military guy and then the league in itself is funny because literally no one gets paid, they consider it volunteer work, that they operate outside of the planet so they would not be beholden to one state

[frownyalfred]

the Avengers: you don't understand, we HAVE to work with the government. to protect people.

the JL, in their satellite floating just outside of Earth's jurisdiction: lmao ok

[talon-dragonbeast]

i swear people freak out about the tamest shit ever

"they identify as animals" thats nice, sharon

"no but they actually think they are animals" theres a war going on, sharon

"like they wear masks and run around in all fours and even bark at people" sharon the war