★ d a n c i n g q u e e n ★

young, dumb, and sleep deprived

[real-kit-walker]

Today, 29 years ago, Veronica Sawyer believed that she was a good person

[showerthoughtspost]

Maybe we don’t hear as much about organized crime these days because they’ve gotten REALLY organized.

[vampmotel]

sir you are referring to the government 

[halfsavages-deactivated20200621]

i wholeheartedly believe i deserve a sword. i am true. i am loyal. i despise treacherous men. what else do you need? knight me already

[valtsv]

reblog if you’re in these fandoms so i can follow you!

bubonic plague

history of alien abduction claims

dyatlov pass incident

chernobyl nuclear power plant disaster

[vulture-couture]

*pours maceration water into a wine glass* do i detect a hint of rotting coyote flesh?

[nonbinarycorvid]

bones are nice so if you’re binding make sure you’re not wearing it too long don’t want to hurt your bonesss

[prettydeadstuff]

My personal life slogan… I’m here, I’m queer, I collect dead deer

[thechelseydee]

Ideal date: you take me to the Smithsonian and other natural history museums. We look at rocks shaped like insides and skins stuffed with cotton. I talk constantly about history, natural selection, and the physical, social and psychological evolution of hominids. I cry over how cute that dead thing is. You do not think I’m weird.

[thehomecominghero]

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

Magical encounter while free falling.

[baconmancr]

Can you imagine being that bird? You see a big falling dot off in the distance, so you go to investigate. And it’s a human. Just, like, hanging out, in the middle of the sky. Plumbing toward earth at terminal velocity.

“Huh, that’s weird” you think to yourself.

You land on them. They seem nonplussed by their predicament.

But you’re a busy bird, you’ve got places to be. So you just fly off. Good luck, crazy human. Hope you make it.

[goddesssword]

[mohabbat]

all my love, thought and prayers to those in sri lanka.

[mohabbat]

where are the billionaires now??? three churches were bombed during easter services. where is the outrage and mourning, and signs of support?? 207 people are dead. 207.

[mohabbat]

the death toll is now at 290, with 500 people injured. the gofundme has less than $20k. white people care about brown tragedies challenge.

[usatodayopinion]

— Colin Jost, in Best of Late Night

[lake-erie]

hawaiian shirt + dark bags under eyes is a good look… it says yeah i would really love to be carefree and relaxed right now but certain circumstances have made that impossible

[solarmorrigan]

So. 10th grade English class. We all come in one morning to find a balloon and a perfectly sharpened pencil on each of our desks. No instructions, no explanation, which is strange, because our teacher is meticulous about that sort of thing. A couple of people try to ask her and she says we’ll get to it. She takes role and then announces that she needs to go to the copy room and she’ll be back in a couple of minutes

Kinda unorthodox, but no one is complaining because this is advanced English and the teacher usually goes kinda hard. So, y’know. Brief respite. We all sit and chat; one of the boys teasingly steals a girl’s balloon, but gives it back to her easily enough; it’s quiet and kind of a nice break. Then the teacher comes back, stops in the doorway, and just stares at us

After a long moment, she says, confused, “You didn’t pop the balloons.”

To which one of the guys about two rows over exclaims, “We’re allowed to pop them?” and immediately turns around and stabs his friend’s balloon with the pencil

There is a vicious revenge balloon-stabbing, and a few more people pop seatmates’ balloons or their own, and the whole time the teacher is just shaking her head. “I can’t believe you didn’t pop your balloons.”

Apparently we were starting Lord of the Flies that day and she wanted to demonstrate the basic concept of kids turning on each other when there are no authority figures present and it was basically my favorite failed social experiment ever

[loveharuokumura]

Back in my 10th grade we did a similar things around Lord of the Flies, where we had a test scheduled for that day, and when we walked in, the teacher took role by looking through the window of the door and never entered the classroom. On the board were three tasks written and the teacher had brought in donuts. At first we all sat around and waited for the teacher to come in, but eventually we just started tackling the list of tasks. Task 1- the test. Everybody took it silently, no one cheated, everyone turned it in and we went on to Task Two: tidy up the room. So we did, we split into a couple groups and each one cleaned an area of the room. Task Three: Hand out the donuts. There were 12 donuts, and 30 of us. So we split the donuts into thirds, each took a third, and left the extras for the teacher. After this, the teacher came in absolutely FUMING. She was so upset we had followed all the rules and completed the tasks. Apparently she had been texting kids telling them to start some chaos but they all ignored it because they were too nice. She tried to dock our grades for not going absolutely wild because it meant her class didn’t get the point across

[hookedonafeeeling]

That’s because lord of the flies isn’t representative of humanity it’s representative of rich white male shitheads

[psychopathicneighbor-deactivate]

An inverted human by Emil Melmoth. 

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Friendly reminder to sit up straight, not because of societal expectations or for appearances, but because the human body is already a disaster and slouching forward only makes it worse over time.

But at least we’re not horses.

[docresa]

So cute. So accurate.