Pleasant Stuff?

You can call me J. Have a wonderful day!!

[dungeonmastersconsortium]

[ghouls-on-film]

[batbetbitbotbut]

Very comforted with old crafts - spinning and weaving, but doubtless applicable to more - that there are no new mistakes I can make. People have done these crafts for millenia and will continue to do them for millenia. I manage to make a special and unique one-time-only mistake? Not likely!

[shitpostinguniverse]

[hypnoticwinter]

[slashercatz]

[lixiesbabyhands]

how does it feel to be the funniest person on earth

[gautiersylvain]

Look, I'm not a "details" person, all right?

[damazcuz]

Stone faced and barely moving in the club.

[damazcuz]

To be honest yeah

[lelouch]

[thirtynineitude]

the people of new orleans are losing it

[kettleninth]

the people of new orleans fuckin rock

[penissociety]

isnt that breaking bad lore

[horsesarecreatures]

While I do have some odd hobbies this recommendation is a bit much.

[eelmachine]

54.309469, -1.992410

think i found it

[sillygoosecorp]

Bro doxxed a bathtub

[sandmandaddy69]

[naughtbutbee]

they beat Jesus with this

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

"capitalism breeds innovation" was only ever true in the mid-2000s when cell phones kept getting more and more fucked up

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

^ healthy and diverse breeding practices

^ wild inbreeding in pursuit of uniformity and an arbitrary ideal of breed "purity" resulting in gross health complications

[phoneid]

Above are the Siemens Xelibri models 1-8 and, below them, some of the unfortunate results of irresponsible phone breeding.

In addition to their malformed exterior, these unethical phones also have internals that do not meet the same standards as their healthy predecessors. For instance, you often need a special tool set and a heat gun just to replace the battery, which turns what should be a risk-free routine procedure into an expensive, dangerous surgery.

Luckily, there are some reputable breeders doing their best to offset this, such as Fairphone. There are also policies working their way through various governments to assure that ethical standards are set for phone breeding.

Kudos to OP for bringing awareness to this serious issue!

[brightlotusmoon]

My very first cell phone was one of those Nokia bricks back in 2002. It was indestructible. My ringtone was a tinny instrumental version of Desert Rose by Sting.

Cambrian explosion era wackadoodles indeed.

[sapphling]

i love when people get up in arms about kink as like a "new perverted phenomenon" bc of their boogeyman obsession with porn. brother gay people have been slapping each other and pretending to be dogs while we fuck since the dawn of time. you're only just finding out now bc your hole is largely unremarkable and your manner unbecoming

[juliannegriepp]

this is a cow.

[juliannegriepp]

she has undergone cosmetic surgery

[juliannegriepp]

there have been complications. Please pray for her

[konoko]

[podcastwizard]

not enough fucked up little freak animals in the barbie movie. not enough busted ass capital-c Creatures. barbie god's™ mistakes.

[podcastwizard]

where were they. greta where were they.

[fuggmuff]

I refuse to let anyone forget those two cunty little dogs

[weird-ecologies]

(x)

[novas-grimoire]

🦀 time for crab 🦀

due to unforeseen circumstances, this post will be brought to you solely by crabs

today i summoned 421 crabs! caught 299 💰 of them.

group picture!!!

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