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i need to stand ankle deep in a creek about this

this summer we WALK IN A RANDOM DIRECTION and NEVER STOP

u know when u drink really cold or hot drinks and u can feel it going down into ur stomach and u feel like one of those skeleton pirates in pirates of the caribbean when they’re drinking the beer

ot3

i think out of disrespect we should just start using "spamtenna moment" as shorthand for when a nothing tier yaoi ships between side characters somehow manages to eclipse in fandom popularity all of the central character relations of both the main cast and the rest of the side characters that aren't men. i think this should become such a widespread and entrenched form of fandom lingo for insulting ships that the next generation of teens will grow up understanding its meaning and not its origins in the same way teens of my generation used adjective!character parlance long before ever learning what bang paths were.

oldbutchdanielmolloy

you can literally listen to songs and think about whoever you want. and its awesome

muntzerism-diggerism

Best part of following this account is that there's a new Ogre Blowjob Hell once every two months

greelin

“what time do you get off?” well that’s not really any of your business now is it

abstrakshun

Barbara Takenaga (N. American, b. 1949)

chips1977

went to the ER cause I got punched in the head by a mouse

girlmostlikely

But I’m a creek. I’m a weird flow.

eurobeatbeetle

bring out the rotating tiger

fivehoursofscreaming

so youre telling me that some asshole can just throw together meaningless shit and get notes and attention yet when i put actual thought into the things i say nothing happens i am so fucking done with this bullshit god damn fuck