and nobody came. there. then.

[bigphart69]

[xefyre]

oh fuck yum

[wolg-fang]

Every post in 2014 was like this

[yeahhletsfuck]

so like are you a girl now or did you somehow escape.

gender. here. now.

[blackmeet3]

REBLOG IF YOU WANNA FUCK THAT SPECIAL FOLLOWER THAT KEEP YOU HARD…..

[yeahhletsfuck]

yeahhletsfuck industries mourns the passing of pjackk and has donated $11 to the pjackk memorial foundation sidewalk fund

[dorothylarouge]

[yeahhletsfuck]

i'm sure u might've answered this question before bc it's been on my mind for yrs but like... why is there a bear picture in the back of The Gif. it's so intriguing

excellent question. i can only answer using the bits of memory that remain after my dark wizardly essence rent the original's soul.

sometimes, in the midst of a lovemaking most intense, one needs a temporarily relief, lest one discharge prematurely. the sight of the composed bear lightens one's heart and load significantly, and thus prolongs the night of passion. i hope this helps.

[foulserpent]

this site really did suck so fucking bad when its demographic was straighter

[pacmastermeow]

i don't believe such a time ever existed

[foulserpent]

[dragginage]

this post always kills me bc i’m like 90% sure the picture behind him is this:

[yeahhletsfuck]

that’s because it is. sometimes when i’m delivering kilograms of poundage i look at the funny bear for clarity and guidance. thank you for noticing him :)

[yeahhletsfuck]

Mom!!!! Dad!!!!! Look I told you they'd come here now!!!!!!!!! you said that I'd go nowhere standing in my attic bedroom for years but the princesses are outside!!!!!

[yeahhletsfuck]

the spell i cast years ago is finally working. they’re all coming. here. now. at the end of the day wizard daddy gets what he wants. now if you’ll excuse me kitten i have some potions to craft

[yeahhletsfuck]

ohhhhhhhhhh sex

[sirartwork]

Happy Daddy’s Day, Everyone!!! <3 <3 <3

[yeahhletsfuck]

announcing the you. come. now. mod for skyrim special edition (requires SKSE). brand new shout, 3 dungeons, and unique weapon. optional integration patch with mature consequences combat in description

[he-cookin]

#050

[yeahhletsfuck]

cat. look. now.

[foulserpent]

this site really did suck so fucking bad when its demographic was straighter

[pacmastermeow]

i don't believe such a time ever existed

[foulserpent]

[yeahhletsfuck]

it took all of my strength to fit into this tiny cave to make people wet. have some sympathy for me and my 1 MB gif

[yeahhletsfuck]

nobody came here, at that moment

[mtndewbajablast]

me & my ex wife in divorce court trying to get the dog to choose which one of us he wants to go with

[yeahhletsfuck]

Throwback Thursday to when I posted this GIF all the way back in 2013. Everyone on this site thought that this had to do with Fifty Shades of Gray and the daddy dom lifestyle, and acted like a bunch of horny fools in the replies. But it wasn’t. It really wasn’t!

I was just trying to get my work friend to come over to my house to see the funny images that I had up on my cork board. His phone service had recently expired, and the only way I could get him to see it was through Tumblr. I had done this a few times with him prior to this GIF blowing up, which soured our friendship.

I was wearing the suit because I had a formal business meeting in a couple of hours. I actually hate the daddy dom lifestyle. Please stop thinking that I’m a part of that community!!

[hellscapef2p]

Every villain has a tragic backstory

[yeahhletsfuck]

you all, coming here, now