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lustcannibalism

they should invent a way for me to do tasks without the mind torture

lustcannibalism

there is a world out there I can’t comprehend

typecasto

behold, context

nitthealmighty

the legend must appear here too. designed her for a photoshoot and over on twt it kinda... seeped into the mass depiction of fem!harry. also I really wanna get on vgen, so can u guys help me out with comments?

https://vgen.co/AlmightyNit

honeybeaus

Clancy Brown as The Kurgan in Highlander (1986)

cialecosas

This is a man with a lot of past, but little present

And almost no future

cryptotheism

List of United States Senators Who Can Recognize Both F1nnster And Bell Delphine By Sight.

cryptotheism

Me: Senator, do you recognize any of the individuals in this image?

Senator: "no"

Government Oracle wearing a gas mask full of the ideal ratio of air and holy methane fumes: "False."

mutant-distraction

photo: ElI Bond

paper-mario-wiki

tried to explain to a white liberal that i felt weird seeing white people make racist sounding jokes about AI ("tin crow laws", "wirebacks/silverbacks", "my daughter better not come home with no god damn clanker") because of how ingrained it is into the "white" identity to incite genocide by inventing an outgroup, and how that's the only "white heritage" that exists because "whiteness" was invented 200 years ago from ideology.

i was told i was "flexing my history knowledge" for bringing this up, and then accused of promoting bioessentialism for saying racism defines white blood-- something objectively true, as "whiteness" cannot exist without an outgroup.

paper-mario-wiki

remember!

when the tools of oppression are re-used by the descendants of those who invented them to do the same thing they did before, that is not reclamation; it is inheritance.

be critical of what you choose to bring forward, because those are ideas you are allowing to survive.

paper-mario-wiki

DONT MESS WITH FALLOUT FANS WE DONT KNOW WHAT OUR GAMES ARE ABOUT

brucebocchi

no way… you’re morose? AND lugubrious??? 😳

brucebocchi

alex-or-lex

northernlion deciding what to stream next

paper-mario-wiki

Please please please bring the “damn I’m on some waffle shit, check my doughy pockets” over here in a tumblr variant I beg of you please

here ya go 👌

paper-mario-wiki

this blowing up on tiktok is the rap equivalent of posting a WIP sketch and getting 150k notes

sms155

ABSOLUTE MARTIAN MANHUNTER!

wayneradiotv

al-qaeda instinct

churrocaptain

wayneradiotv

americas fucked because all marines are trained to go for rpg stealth kills

knightoflodis

You ALWAYS aim for the feet if using a rocket launcher. Has this person never played a shooter before??

wayneradiotv

clearly you’re not a marine if you don’t know that we are trained to always go for epic headshots. and you were unable to recognize this historic footage from the osama estate raid

astrobstrd

kawareo

Got reminded again of my old coworker who was a massive misogynist but also trans inclusive. Told me he believed trans women are indeed women because "only women would be stupid enough to want to be women"

I wonder what he's doing now

kawareo

He also aggressively corrected himself whenever he accidentally misgendered a trans guy we knew because "there's already more women than men in the world, the more numbers we steal from them, the better." Did that even when the trans guy wasn't around.

kawareo

I need to point out that he was completely serious btw. This man had no sense of humor on purpose.

He was a cook at the restaurant/bar I was a bartender at, and almost punched a costumer once because he overheard him talking about how women belong in the kitchen. Told me he thought women should stay out of kitchens, that cooking is a man's job and when I asked him what he thinks women should be doing, he went quiet for a moment, then proceeded to explain to me the following

"I trust a bitch to run a kitchen as much as she can run a country, they should do shit like plumbing. Or electricity. Something you can just learn to do and don't need to lead, you know?"

Apparently women are good at "fixing shit". He claimed that he doesn't trust male plumbers or electricians except if they're gay because "something most be wrong with you if you want to go fix other people's houses, that's that maternal instinct"