d-money lemon mango

:))))

[lichou]

I hate when my gps says “go east on ….. street”, as if it expects me to know which way is east after I just put in the address of a place 5 minutes from where I am

[ellievhardy]

[bo0zey]

 i tried to be funny and it backfired miserably

[bo0zey]

it’s 2014 it’s time we moved on as a nation and stop reblogging this

[bo0zey]

every person who reblogs this in 2015 is gonna get their ass kicked by yours truly

[mothmanliveshere]

hey op good news

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[oldshows]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[holyrights-deactivated20211021]

give her one

[holyrights-deactivated20211021]

give her a cheeto.

[bittern]

physically, yes, i could fight a bird. but emotionally? imagine the toll

[sorry]

Me: Time to get shit done

My head: Head machine broke

Me: understandable, have a nice day

[writterings]

whenever a young kid joins our staff at work im just like huh. guess im a father now.

[writterings]

these kids will be like “can you drive me home? i don’t have gas money but-” and im already pullin out my keys and am like. sweetheart, you are a child. i am not charging a child gas money.

[writterings]

i literally almost lunged across the counter to throw hands with some old hag who yelled at and insulted one of our 16 y/o girls but instead i threw her sandwich at her and told her to never fucking come back

[writterings]

old dudes will flirt with our young girls too and i’ll be like ay man this is a truck stop, normal customer service rules dont apply here. i can and will call the cops on you.

[writterings]

im the only manager that actively tells them to steal food because these are teenagers and they are HUNGRY

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

AHHHHHHHHHHHH

[rslashrats]

me after sitting on the capitalist toilets for an hour and not being able to feel my own ass

[corsolanite]

honestly ash and pikachu are just vibing and I’m so down with it.

[fiightingdreamers]

guys we need to talk about meth tumblr, what the hell is going on there

[fiightingdreamers]

[capistrania]

[kylehasatumblr]

GOD FUCKING BLESS YOU INSOMNIAC HOLY SHIT 1080P FULL HD MAYMAYS

[inh-the-void]

[catchymemes]

[fandompariah-deactivated2021120]

According to Diogenes they’re settling things man to man

[crewdlydrawn-deactivated2022072]

Living in 3019.

[Yes, they’ve considered summer, and there are auto-open panels when it gets too hot.]

[greelin]

raccoons and their… little hands

[taradiddled]