Claude

17 | she/her | bi uhhhh I love shiny things and my boyfriend

[yeastygoblinladee]

it’s mental illness hours baybee

what hours you ask?

all hours my friend, all hours.

Here’s a handy little chart

Hours

all

this has been a psa

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

[gayhyuna]

[yeastygoblinladee]

DON’T FORGET ABOUT FAWN

[floridakiloos]

[ihateladygaga]

[yeastygoblinladee]

Friday

SHE RAN CALLIN' WIIIIILDFIRE

[hymnsofheresy]

i just woke up from a dream where i was being interrogated by a bunch of people asking me if “furbies are kosher” firstly…. im not jewish. secondly……..what the fuck

[hymnsofheresy]

please stop sending me asks pertaining to the kosher status of furbies. i really do not know. this was just a manifestation of my subconscious. im assuming that they are not kosher because furbies aren’t even food. but who knows! ask a rabbi, if you must. 

[natashatroyka-deactivated201902]

Jew here! Furbies are actually worse than unkosher–they are not permissible as food, even for gentiles. This is because the Torah teaches that it is forbidden for any human to eat the meat of an animal that is still alive, and the Furby cannot die.

[hymnsofheresy]

hi this is the most ominous description of a furby i have ever heard

[kitschyliving]

[carnotaurus-sassytrei]

Friend, this is so nefarious and bizarre.

[literal-ghost]

I feel threatened by this post, but good work.

[damespock]

i’m so glad earth only has one moon, if there were more i’d have to pick a favorite and that sounds too emotionally taxing to even fathom

[coyotes-grin]

Why pick a favorite?  If our moon has enough love for billions of humans, why can’t we have enough love for multiple moons?

[yeastygoblinladee]

I imagine it like having two moms

[surrealism-love]

The explanation, 1952, Rene Magritte

Size: 35x46 cm Medium: oil, canvas

[thewickedavatar]

rene magritte this does not explain ANYTHING

[aceofsnakes]

You already know tf  goin on!!!, 1952, Rene Magritte

Size: 35x46 cm

Medium: oil, canvas

[valtsv]

concept: a fantasy cowboy who rides a dragon instead of a horse

[turnipfritters]

i notice that tumblr dot com has their black history month banner up, and that’s nice, but i feel like any even more fun black history month activity would be deleting all the white supremacist blogs

[catchomps]

[fuggu]

he dropped his eyes

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

PUT THOSE EYEBALLS BACK IN YOUR HEAD, SON

[dovesnest]

its SO fascinating how little girls have this inherent need to throw twigs and leaves and dirt together and mix them with water .. how we all called that some variant of the word potion …. how its an intercultural thing that no one taught us to do ……………. keep fostering that witch energy ladies

[yeastygoblinladee]

My cousins and I used to do this in a big bucket. And then we would pee in it. We said it was food for the ghosts.

One time someone took a shit in the bucket.

[kitty]

[theshitneyspears]

If Glee was still airing they would’ve done an episode where Kurt becomes a Drag Queen but gets rejected from RuPaul’s Drag Race so they cheer him up by doing a mash-up of Purse First and Thank U, Next

[yeastygoblinladee]

A few things 1. Glee can burn 2. Kurt would never, but Blaine? Absolutely

[glumshoe]

“You are what you eat,” said The Blue Fairy, unwisely.

Pinnocchio turned sly eyes upon the elementary school.

[verytiredtorin]

Op do you take constructive criticism

[glumshoe]

Sure. Name one way I could have improved my two-sentence horror fanfic.

[wwwwwwwwwwww12]

maybe i should