howdy hal

hal. he/they.

[yeehawcomputerog]

hey everyone! long time no see!

i've moved blogs! if you're still interested in following me you can find me at @yeehawcomputer

[onlinebeast]

Me golf commentating: These are evil, evil men... they have done wicked deeds to be here today. There are no winners today-- Beautiful drive there. Right onto the fairway.

[mawbwehownets]

ah shit im sorry man, my schedule for the week is all booked

[servegrilledcheese]

it's one roll of toilet paper, michael. what could it cost? $35?

[gemthegerm]

those heads sure do talk

[acelessthan3]

Posting faggot and queer like 2am gunshots to keep property values on my blog low and scare away assimilationist LGBTs who want to replace my empty lot full of native wildflowers with a 5-over-1 because they're too traumatized by their upbringing to accept the reality of our diverse marginalized community

[acelessthan3]

The dykes and trannies in the notes have informed me they would like to be included in this commentary on the homogenizing forces of gentrification within the queer community as represented by language discourse around "slur" reclamation

[idiopathicsmile]

it must legitimately be a hard time to be a tumblr user who happens to be a hot lady in a bikini who has never posted anything ever

[idiopathicsmile]

this post is now getting likes from obvious pornbot accounts, which i guess would be ironic except that this is tumblr so it was kind of just a matter of time

[emailmore]

i want to watch a movie

^ movieheads will surely understand this ^

[sleaterkinnie-deactivated202412]

months are so short. like what do you mean only two weeks is half of the whole month and then in another two weeks its done

[sleaterkinnie-deactivated202412]

and autumn comes when youre not yet done with the summer passing by and whatnot

[staticscr33ns]

crying cuz why do they look like trobed

[troybarnesbabygirlconfirmed]

the realest two ships in community:

1. adhd internalized homophobia ex jock is infatuated with autistic film fanatic and they sit around all day and watch tv. they changed each other’s lives for the better until one left and tragically got kidnapped while the other sat alone, mourning his memory.

2. literally the worst two people you have ever met

[yeehawcomputerog]

sorry i haven't been very active!! i've found that being off screens is better for my mental health??? (shocking discovery, i know)

mutuals - ily forever and ever. hope you are well <3

[metrosexualcyclops]

Tag nine (9) people you’d like to know better I was tagged by @the-20th-century-girl Thank you!! Last Song: Dare to be Stupid by “Weird Al” Yankovic (listening to it as i write this haha) Currently Watching: I’m on my 128937th rewatch of ghosts rn! also started watching season 2 of sonic prime :D Currently Reading: The Merchant of Venice (for school unfortunately), but i’m also reading a whole bunch of spider-man comics rn Current Obsession: Weird Al (surprising no one) Tagging (unfortunately): @spineless-lobster @likefish @thattransboyaled @petrodragonicapocalypse @mr-imperatrix @fatherbloopy @natequarter @maeo-png @activebutodd

[spineless-lobster]

Tag nine (9) people you’d like to know better

Thank you for tagging me!

Last song: Poltava - Sabaton (it’s also stuck in my head rn lol)

Currently watching: Not much tbh, I still gotta watch s5 of wwdits so I’ll do that soon

Currently reading: I’m gonna start reading Song of Achilles soon!!!

Current obsession: My brain won’t let go of capvers so those two little army gays are floating around in my mind a lot atm

I’m tagging: @unmotivated-badger @patt-off @flowergrenades @haras24 @leftabit-leftabit @at-1800-hours @ktsphere @natjennie @jammydormouse (no pressure!)

[patt-off]

Tag nine (9) people you’d like to know better

Thank you for tagging me!

Last song: airheads- roger taylor (but that’s just cause it was the last song i listen to on the album lol)

Currently watching: good omens (hehehahah)

Currently reading: fanfiction?? idk i think the last thing i read was the david minns freddie book

Current obsession: queen and also kris (/silly) they consume my every waking thought

@septvemskeleto @acowdognamedbuck @queer-queen-stan @kickmyheadbill idk uhhh @lonelymuffin @does-this-look-cishet-to-you idk i don’t really have tumblr friends uhhh @ramh00vez

ok 7 is enough sorry to those i tagged lol

[celestial-hieroglyph-deactivate]

Tag nine (9) people you’d like to know better

Thank you for tagging me!!

Last song: pale white horse by the oh hellos (doing my daily dear wormwood listen)

Currently watching: good omens (just had a rewatch to get excited for season 2)

Currently reading: fanfiction

Current obssession: good omens, freddie mercury, queen

@shiny-stones-are-pretty @sam-reyna @elizaisthename5 (I don’t have any tumblr mutuals so there’s less than 9 people sorry to those i tagged)

[sam-reyna]

Tag nine people you’d like to know better!

Thank you for tagging me @septvemskeleto (and no worries!!) :)

Last song: uhh lemme check… Miss Pettigrew by Paul Englishby (it’s from the movie ‘Miss Pettigrew Lives For a Day’. Frances McDormand plays the main character and the film’s sooo good! Highly recommend!)

Currently watching: The Pride and Prejudice series from 1995. Also in preparation for Good Omens Season 2 😎

Currently reading: other than my study notes? Mickey Mouse comics lmao

Current obsession: GOOD OMENS. other than that Sherlock Holmes, Jeeves and Wooster and Jane Austen :)

Tagging @fanhampastagirl @brandybradyrandyandyndy and everyone who’d like to participate!! :)

[fanhampastagirl]

Tag nine people you’d like to know better!

( @sam-reyna hey, thank you for tagging me!)

Last song: She’s Kerosene by Interrupters

Currently watching: Zerocalcare’s Questo mondo non mi renderà cattivo, it’s both so good and so heavy to watch (in a good way) at the same time, still have the last two episodes to go ✌🌚

Currently reading: I started Desencuentros by Luis Sepúlveda just this morning lol

Current obsession: Green Day! (again) - and boy i am livingggg - Good Omens, Zerocalcare’s Questo mondo non mi renderà cattivo (which translates apparently to This World Can’t Tear Me Down)

Tagging @ whoever who’d like to participate and finds this on their dash + @vickythestrange and @nerdskii :>

[nerdskii]

Tag nine people you’d like to know better!

(@fanhampastagirl I added you because your url is so cute and Greenday :D)

Last song: beabadoobee - Talk

Currently watching: I finished season 2 of Abbot Elementary yesterday. I may start watching Succession later tonight.

Currently reading: ‘Wonder Woman’ by Nancy Holder It’s a novelization of the first film. I let my four year old nephew pick a book off my shelf for our story times this week.

Current obsession: The videogame Deep Rock Galactic, punk music, and mediation

Tagging: Personally attacking @itstherese and @mycatnamedlily with direct mentions. Howdy 👋🏿

[upintheairtarot-deactivated2025]

Tag nine people you’d like to know better!

(I’m tagging four & thank you to @nerdskii for tagging me!)

Last song: Beware the Dog by The Griswolds. Woke up with it in my head four days ago and it still has not left

Currently watching: I Think You Should Leave and The Eric Andre Show

Currently reading: the Ra Material, and I just started UFO of God by Chris Bledsoe. before that I read a bunch of Lord Soth novels from DragonLance and Ravenloft.

Current obsession: Titanic, yes because of Titan. The movie, the ship, the real people, the incredible once-in-a-lifetime set of events, choices, and circumstances that came together that night.

Tagging: @what-little-kitties @frozenthoughtbox @nakedlastforever-blog @electronic-bug 😃

[frozenthoughtbox]

Tag nine people you’d like to know better!

(Thank you @itstherese for tagging me)

Last song: Coal Creek March / Pay Day at Coal Creek / Roll Down the Line (medley) -Pete Seeger

Currently watching: currently going through the Buzzfeed Unsolved and Watcher playlists. Very much enjoying the antics of Ryan and Shane.

Currently reading: just finished re-listening to Midnight in Chernobyl by Adam Higginbotham for the 3rd or 4th time. One of my favorite books I’ve ever read. Incredibly interesting and well written.

Current obsession: 2 things, The Magnus Archives (I’m well into season 3 now) and my craft I’m currently fixated on is I’m learning how to and experimenting with different ways of painting and modifying NERF guns for potential cosplay/larp etc

Tagging: @dykebeckett @bocje-ce-ustu @honkiestofbonkies @mixingpumpkins @windypenguin @immaplane @hotpinkcatboy @hey-its-sybarite @mixtapenempire

[honkiestofbonkies]

Tag nine people you’d like to know better!

(thanks @frozenthoughtbox for the tag)

Last song: The Distortionist by ghost and pals.

Currently watching: ike eveland streams lol.

Currently reading: rereading the entire Percy Jackson series right now, currently up to the mark of athena!

Current obsession: obvs Percy Jackson (and my fav character nico di angelo)

Tagging (no pressure): @low-wisdom @godteri-takk @finkisun @dykesism @merkingribs @ghostisredacted @zinnias-mess @roachiecore @gir-posting

[low-wisdom]

tag people you’d like to know better!!

aw thanks for the tag

last song: point and kill, little simz

currently watching: it’s always sunny in philadelphia

currently reading: the dispossesed

current obsession: astronomy + maths!

tagginggg (no pressure): @solarpoweredbirds @dearestdoe000 @autistic-tim-drake @the-official-account

[opulent-desires]

Tag 9 people you’d like to know better

Ahh thank you so much for the tag I love these!

Last song: “sex drugs rock n roll” by will wood but it literally just came on, so before that was “why do I cry” by Margo Guryan ^^

Currently watching: ok so I’m going over my friends house to binge good omens 2 since I haven’t watched it yet, but since I’ve seen the first season ig I’m watching good omens ^^’ and also I’m watching umbrella academy (same friend) and I’m on like episode 6 so not that far! Then I’m also forcing my friend (yeah same one) to watch the owl house with me so I’m rewatching that for the 50th time

Currently reading: well I just finished Lolita for my summer reading, so now I’m reading house of leaves! I’m about a 3rd through

Current obsession: the owl house ToT like I’m obsessed rn my queue has 170 posts and they are basically all owl house ToT especially the collector they are so scrunkly

Tagging: @ham-nah @too-many-hyperfixations @iby-dysphoria-queen @sliced-grapes @bad-but-sad-boy @theseaturtle (no pressure)

[too-many-hyperfixations]

Last song: “Sweet Tooth” by Scott Hellman.

Currently watching: She-Ra and the Princesses of Power. (I’m late I know shhh)

Currently reading: “A Night to Die For” which is making me regret ever stepping foot into the YA section. I don’t care to find the book to remember the author because this book is a fricken slog and I’m only finishing it because sunk cost fallacy.

Current Obsession(s): Splatoon and Wordgirl. Victoria getting rescued from her parents and joining Violet and Becky’s friend group and them making the best of teenage life and Wordgirl dealing with Lexiconian puberty lives in my brain and yes they sometimes hang out with Kid Math when he has visitation to his Earth parent. …I STILL have to answer that Hexagonian headcannons ask

Tags to: @xolborsaysstuff @multi-messhole @connor-draws-things @control-z-my-decisions @wigglepiggle @dandymaximilian @kationella @lunaballoona09

[control-z-my-decisions-deactiva]

thanks to @too-many-hyperfixations for the tag!

Last Song: Infernal Soiree by Charming Disaster (favorite band!)

currently watching: What We Do in The Shadows and Dimension 20

Currently Reading: Started reading Cream Buns and Crime from the murder most unladylike series but set it aside until I own the last book. Also just blew through all of Holly and Macy and Everyone Else (webcomic)

Current Obsessions: Welcome Home, crossword puzzles, fiction podcasts (summer season, baby!) and this story about classical horror/sci-fi characters living together that I’ve been playing with

Tags to: @detectivewatson @rococo-panda @penguinwithafancytophat @thechaoticgrey @dreamfilleddonuts @lucydmusic @bergarabitch @spoookydoesart @functioninginsomniac

[spectralmagnolia]

Thank you @control-z-my-decisions!!!

Last Song: Bells In Santa Fe by Halsey

currently watching: Nothing at the moment

Currently Reading: Trying to get caught up on Cult of Bobism books. I’ve finished Heart Attack, Swanten Destruction, and a few others and currently I’m working through Return Of The Stars. I’m also rereading House of Salt and Sorrows.

Current Obsessions: Absurdism in general, making new music, FNAF, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Pullip dolls, Monster High, Vocaloid, Marissa Meyer (still)

Tags to: @yeehawcomputer @floatyfriend @coffeshops and I can’t think of anymore people atm so anyone who wants to can do this!!!

[yeehawcomputerog]

thanaks bestie <333

Last Song: Ironic - Alanis Morrissette

Currently Watching: Derry Girls

Currently Reading: Cat's Cradle - Kurt Vonnegut

Current Obsessions: weird room decor, crochet, gender, little trinkets, etc.

open tag!!!

[calmdowngorgeous]

Destroy the myth that libraries are no longer relevant. If you use your library, please reblog.

[gotouda]

What in the god damn shit are you on about?

just talking

[killmurderfuck]

my dads response could not have been better

[killmurderfuck]

important addition

[flankout]

tee hee

[nesofuyu-deactivated20240825]

tee hee

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