rating all of illumina's minecraft skins
current default ninja skin: 10/10
the rainbow sash, the blushing cheeks, the stylish wristbands and boots, illumina said gay rights
original ninja skin: 3/10
zero cuteness factor, just all solid black, no texture, eyes are weird, would have been lower but I added back points for the og-ness
purple pandas mcc 15 skin: 20/10
easily his best and cutest skin: the cute panda ears, the panda hood, the blush, the bi colors on his arms, the golden accents, also mcc 15 was an amazing team
pink parrots mcc 17 skin: 9/10
could have been more creative, it's fairly simple and also lowkey has an L right on the chest (foreshadowing for them losing dodgebolt??), but gets points for not wimping out and giving illumina his black usual skin with pink accents and ACTUALLY making him pink. and,@belovedgamers art of this skin also bumps it up in point
lime liches mcc 18 halloween skin: 7/10
creative (love the neon green skeleton), but the shrek head scares me so much i have to dock points. also the shrek head ruined seeing illumina up on the 1st place podium for me. illumina could have followed fundy and did a geosquare cosplay but noooooo. he gets points back for having fruit's face on his feet tho (self plug my own crack fic about that)
aqua axolotls mcc p21 skin: 11/10
perfect all around. got the gay sweater, the bi hoodie pocket, the gay shoes, the bi sweatpants strings, bonus, if you look at the bottom of his feet, it's bi colors, illumina said gay rights x6, also the mental image of a guy with a hoodie and sweatpants crushing sg is great. LITERALLY HAS AN AXOLOTL ON HIS HEAD
former default ninja skin: 9/10
classy, simple, cute as usual. even without the rainbow sash and the blush, it's still good because it has it's own elegance in simplicity. he's just a Lad
teal turkeys mcc 13 xmas skin: 5/10
He won MCC in this skin but that doesn't mean I have to like it. it also looks so washed out. it would be ranked higher if i didn't know how good illu's team skins would be in future MCCs
zylenox kinnie skin: 8/10
enough said. i wish he got world record with this skin
