Göd I’m Tired

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[blackholesun321]

🩸 COLTLANDGENTRY VAMPIRE AU IS HERE!! 🩸

https://archiveofourown.org/works/87718606

Bite the neck that bleeds

Summary:

The second one crosses the space to rest himself along his twins side, leaned against the arm of the chair. Fitzroy's eyes snapping back to the soft shoulders; the wanting-to-be-liked of him, and every time he shifts the thing low in Fitzroy's spine kicks a warning up his back.

That something deeper, something primal, that edge of instinct that Fitzroy had taken decades to dig up and learned to listen to is screaming as it’s strangled. The sudden, unexplainable knowledge that he is sitting across from men who would be just as content sitting down for dinner, or ripping out his beating heart to lick the open wound.

"Now," says the first one settled in, comfortable as a man with a drink and an evening. "About Courtland."

(Or Ryland and Colt have been around for a long time and like to keep up with their descendants every now and then. Court just happens to be living in the crosshairs.)

[racoonunderthebridge]

I imagine that Colt is one of these people that just NEED to move in order to function properly. He CAN'T sit still, he CAN'T stay in one place for too long and he absolutely CAN'T handle boredom. He have to move, he needs to run or fidget with something while waiting for something.

Colt is an equivalent of an orange cat with zoomies that would never end. As a kid he was a problem to every one. I imagine that Court had to catch this menace right before something stupid or dangerous. Just a list of random ideas:

Right before Colt would've dive into fountain

Right before Colt was ready to jump of the high curb

Right before Colt would run into glass wall he did see

Right before Colt would've tripped over Ryland that didn't see his twin running like torpedo

Court always had to keep an eye on Colt, forgetting about Ryland for a second which gave the last one wonder off somewhere dangerous. So yeah, basically I see Court like this:

Or Colt and Ryland like this:

[messvoid]

The Devil has minioned too close to the sun

[blackholesun321]

God how did I go from writing familial vampire horror to vampire horror but with romance.

These immortal blood sucking twins won’t let me stay on plot! They wanna go have side quests andddd noooo we can’t focus on the horror of being stalked by all powerful beings who want the best for you but are also terrifying as fuck and would definitely eat your loved ones if you didn’t say don’t eat my loved ones— noo one of these dumb asses has to go get a job and fall in love like an idiot.

[orlando-in-love]

[creekfiend]

its so awkward when people ask me why i dropped out and i have to be like "inadequate disability support" bc no one wants to hear this. they're always like i thought they had to provide that though isn't it the law? girl you might want to sit down i have some bad news about the litigation-based enforcement of the americans with disabilities act

then if i do say that theyre like, couldnt you sue? well theoretically maybe but not without spending more money than i have and putting myself through absolute hell. so no. no i can't.

[mabelsguidetolife]

it’s just this

[mousesize]

Rocky is a menace on in Mario Kart

[glorious-spoon]

While I sort of get the impulse, it does always get my back up when people talk about something like Animorphs with this attitude of 'omgggg remember these books, how on EARTH were we allowed to read these books, they're so grim and dark and violent and tragic, no adults could possibly have known what they actually contained or they'd have been banned.'

And like. Allowing for the fact that there absolutely are adults who think every distressing topic ever should be banned from children's literature - they're children's books. You were allowed to read them when you were a kid because they were written for kids. Bridge to Terabithia is also a children's book. So is Where the Red Fern Grows and Old Yeller and Roll of Thunder Hear My Cry and The Giver and loads of other books that deal with heavy, difficult topics. It is appropriate and good for children to have books about these things that are tailored to their reading levels and it genuinely really bugs me when people act like they're somehow not really for kids because bad things happen in them or they end tragically.

[boycritter]

this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] put on the best talent show this towns ever seen

[boycritter]

guys this post is a big hit on the adolescent psych ward

[birdsagainsthumanity]

Fish in the great lake being like

[birdsagainsthumanity]

Wait shit wrong fucking post

[official-michigan-posts]

officical michigan post

[museum-of-artifacts]

An 2000 years old Egyptian floor mosaic depicting a dog and a knocked-over gold vessel. Read about: http://bit.ly/Egyptdoge

[trr3rr]

Human’s have loved Guilty dog face forever

[graphi-horse-time]

mooore grace in a dress + rocky & adrian + the rest of the earthside eridians from my fic

also they live on a boat agaiiin but its a ✨fancy✨ boat

[filly0915]

may i request coltlandgentry brothers picnic please. they deserve a break

this is not super picnicy but here you go anon! it feels strange drawing them with no angst..gotta do that next

i also wonder what photos wouldve been brought up with grace if he had brothers..thoughts thoughts

[ghoulsdontcry]

I can’t even explain it but there’s something so dear to me about aroallo Courtland. Like, maybe he doesn’t even struggle with it, it’s just something he views as making him better at his job. He doesn’t have any desire for a relationship so he thinks “one less person they can use against me” and he can still utilize seduction to get information. And also he can have fun without fear. Since he already cares so much for his family and friends, and he knows it puts him at a disadvantage, he views it as a small blessing. Idk man just… aro bisexual Court my absolute beloved.

[thedrawnherbarium]

the thing that interests me the most about coltland AU is that there is a decent chance grace would, in fact, agree to go on the mission in it.

cause, look, we all know his "somebody to be brave for" turned out to be rocky and it was very beautiful and i wouldn't change canon for a second but this opens up a path of wondering. cause yeah, he doesn't want to die. thats very understandeble and i will kill anyone who calls it selfish and cowardly with hammers. but his characterisation shows that he will make that choice if pressed not with hypotetical "something % of all people will die" but with a very real "rocky will probably almost definitely die" and if we change that for "your twin brother will probably almost definitely die" that gives him a real possibility and real responsibility.

and even though the book doesn't give us exact time in which he made the decision, i imagine he realised that he could go back and forth with himself for a while and he doesn't have time for that, so the moment he felt himself teetering to one answer he took it and locked it down as final to himself, not allowing himself to doubt anymore. and this seems like a very plausible situation to spring up during the talk with stratt in the au.

realistically he'd probably still say no but this opens up a chance that I'd really like to explore

[kyri45]

local school teacher gets main protagonist-ed against his consent, more at 12.

You guys asked and I delivered more of the Star-Spider Grace AU. And guess what? ISSUE#2 is already available on my Ko-Fi!

Also! If you want fics a lot of people started to write the, and you can find them in the PILOT posts i did last week!

Concept by ne and @sam-i-am-27 !

[tavvrake]

No one talks about college ryland grace enough for me. There is so much potential in the pill line that im frankly OFFENDED people dont use it more. Make that guy have embarrassing videos. make that guy a heavy weight when it comes to substances. make colt the better behaved twin in your coltland aus

[manthatsretro]