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[yeetenhime]

The cookie wars are coming to Tumblr, LONG LIVE THE CHOCOLATE CHIP EMPIRE

[yeetenhime]

Do you ever think one of Grace's eridian students try to hit him with a "I'm older than you so you must listen to me"? Like Grace had to do the math in his head about how long a year on Earth was to a year on eridian just so that way if one of them tried that exact scenario he could counteract it?

Eridian student: human grace, human grace

Grace: oh hey opal, what's up?

Eridian student: opal has found out that grace is younger than opal, opal is 50 and grace 40. Means grace listen to opal

Grace: wow that's pretty true, but that's only in human years. If we were to use eridian years I would still be older than you. Exactly 295 years older than you

Eridian student: ....oh

[yeetenhime]

So I just saw the backrooms move and I have a theory. And warning, spoilers ahead

The bacteria and captain clark not only aren't the same entity, but were both competing for status in the backrooms with captain clark being the more dominant entity, well was now that it is dead. My guess is that the bacteria was a competitor for territory and power within the backrooms with captain clark being the dominant and apex entity that had no equal despite the bacteria existing.

My reason is that the other entities seem to fear captain clark, and the fact that clark (regular clark) drew it on a golden throne, as if it was the leader and ruler. The bacteria and captain clark not being the same would give way to why the bacteria wasn't in the movie, because they weren't in its territory, they are in captain Clark's.

As for why captain clark attacks clark even though it didn't before I don't have an answer for, best guess is that captain clark might take on suppressed characteristics that regular clark had and that the sudden attack was one of them

[yeetenhime]

I have a head cannon for the beasts in that burning spice cookie is the most intelligent in literacy and eternal sugar cookie is the dumbest in literacy.

Hear me out on this. As the herald of change, burning spice had to at least had tried to preserve some language from past civilizations that no longer exist, and he's so good at it that he's technically the only one who can decipher any text of old to its true wording.

Now compare that to eternal sugar cookie, she spends all of her time in her garden, almost never coming out for any reason at all unless there is a big woman she wants. But because she spends all her time in the garden she is both illiterate and can't write. like if hollyberry were to hand her a restraining order against her, eternal sugar cookie would completely ignore it NOT because she finds it stupid and could both destroy anyone who tries and is powerful, but because she can't read and to her whatever she can't read has no power over her.

[yeetenhime]

okay so I know we all saw the mimic versus the prototype, but I began to wonder how. so I'ma take a crack at why I think the mimic won over the prototype

reason 1: poppy gel boiling point

I think at some point the poppy gel that the prototype uses to heal himself as a certain boiling point, I have no doubt that it is probably very high. my reason for this is although the prototype manage to survive the explosion on the train but not the molten metal is because of the constant surrounding heat that causes the poppy gel to boil and evaporate, leaving the prototype nothing to heal with.

reason 2: the mimic is made out of tungsten

this makes the most sense to me since it also explains why the mimic managed to survive it's molten steel bath while Dolly suit didn't. tungsten has such a high melting point as well as heavy weight and high strength, this would explain why the mimic can survive such great falls and pick up a car easily.

however; this information still being on the notion that ruin mimic is not sotm mimic since ruin mimic was easily destroyed by the claw or its arm broken by the elevator door.

[yeetenhime]

So I decided to draw a bit so I drew the Rhapsody facing against the Halberd with galactic nova and Kirby watching

[yeetenhime]

I still don't get how insane Star wars lore is. Like they have to show me to make me understand why.

Example: how the hutts rule most of the galaxy.

Never understood how they even got there in the first place, sure money is money but how did you get that high up to begin with?

Then I see rotta and it all makes sense. For context most hutts look like jabba, and the babies look like tear drops with a face and arms. But rotta, the baby hutt from the clone wars, grew up to be an absolute tank of a hutt and suddenly it makes sense how they got there

[yeetenhime]

Did anyone else feel slightly disappointed with the true design for the prototype?

[yeetenhime]

Had a fun little headcannon about the princess and the frog. After the events of the movie, big daddy (the father of Tiana's best friend, Charlotte la Bouff) does not trust prince Naveen whatsoever. Like one day when Tiana and Charlotte go out for a girls night while Eli (big Daddy's real name) and Naveen have some father and son bonding time (because Eli considers Tiana as his daughter too), Naveen tries to start up a friendly conversation but the moment the girls are gone Eli's personality changes completely.

Naveen: so did you catch the game last night?

Big daddy: if you ever raise your hand against Tiana I will end you. I don't care who you are or who your parents are. You hurt Tiana, I hurt you.... understood?

Naveen: *loud audible gulp* yes sir...

Big daddy: good. Now how about we go get some of those delicious beignets Tiana makes?

[yeetenhime]

So we all know that shaggy from Scooby-Doo does weed right? Well when you think about it more it actually makes more sense for his scaredy cat behavior, any normal person would look at someone like space kook and see a person in a costume like screengeek horror on Facebook has done but to someone on hallucinogenic drugs like weed would see something horrifying. So with this knowledge, shaggy isn't a scared whimp, he's so high that his brain is completely screwed to the point where he can't tell what's real so he would rather not risk it. As for Scooby, he is either high too or it's because he's a dog

[yeetenhime]

I have two headcannons for the Captain Underpants series

Headcannon 1: Mr krupp knows he has powers

After the whole incident where Melvin got powers after switching with Mr krupp he ends up figuring out that he had powers and never knew. After everything went back to normal he said nothing because he didn't actually know how his powers worked or how to activate them so he left it alone

Headcannon 2: Mr krupp is indirectly George and Harold's biggest fan

He has every issue of every comic they made and it was originally to make fun of everything like the Grammer, the illustrations and the mess ups. But unbeknownst to him he has become a fan accidentally because he waits for the next issue so he can read it. It has gotten so bad that he actually has a favorite series from them, and has actually made a theory about it too

[yeetenhime]

I just have this funny headcannon that the lasso of truth doesn't work on Dr. Doofenshmirts, only because he tells the truth a lot. He never lied because of either some f'd story about his childhood about lying or the fact that he didn't want to set a bad example for little Vanessa.

Like here's how the whole situation plays out. doof makes a machine to take over the tri-state area, perry the platypus stops him and destroys it, doof is blown away (cursing perry of course), and ends up on the island of the Amazonians (themyscira), gets captured and is taken to the queen and questioned and the whole conversation ends up being this:

Queen hippolyta: "who are you and why are you here!?"

Doof: "my name is Doctor Heinz doofenshmirts, I'm an evil scientist trying to take over the tri-state area. I got here because my arch nemesis, perry the platypus, destroyed my machine that was meant to turn all the newspapers soggy and wet. It blew up and now I'm here"

Queen hippolyta: "I don't believe you. Bring forth the lasso of truth"

*they get the lasso of truth and tie it around doof's hands*

Queen hippolyta: "I will ask you again, who are you and why are you here?"

Doof: " listen lady I just told you, my name is Doctor Heinz doofenshmirts, I'm an evil scientist trying to take over the tri-state area and I got here because my arch nemesis, perry the platypus, destroyed my machine that was meant to turn all the newspapers soggy and wet. It blew up and now I'm here. By the way this is some very pretty rope"

Queen hippolyta: "impossible, no mortal can resist the lasso of truth"

Doof: "I already told the truth. By the way how come you guys don't have any men around here, when your friends took me here I didn't see any other men around here, what happened?"

And then just doof ends up being watched to see why the lasso didn't work, and then he accidentally traumatizes them by talking about his messed up childhood but ends up giving them faith by his talks about how much he cares for his daughter

[yeetenhime]

SCREAM POWER IS A LOT MORE EFFECTIVE THAN WE HAVE BEEN LED TO BELIEVE!

Okay so hear me out on this, I rewatched the monster Inc movies and I started to question some things. in the monsters universe of monsters Inc we even told that their whole world runs on the power of screams from human children, however now they're switching to laughter due to it being 10 times more powerful apparently just got me wondering How powerful is scream energy?

A very loud yell from a child can produce 0.001 Watts of power, now the scream canisters in monsters Inc has six lines, so let's say each line is one very loud yell. This means that one scream canister can hold up to 0.006 watts of power, and in the lore of the monsters Inc universe it is said that one canister can produce enough power to keep all the lights on in the city and run the factory. This means that one complete watt of energy from the screams should be enough to power the entire world in monsters Inc, and since laughter is apparently 10 times more powerful this means that one laugh canister holds up to 0.06 watts of power and would be able to power more than just the city and the factory, this also leads to one full watt of laughter power being able to power the whole world for many years to come.

Doing the math right would mean that for each shout you would need a thousand single .001 scream canisters and only a hundred single .01 laugh canisters, but for the full thing you would need 167 scream canisters compared to 17 laugh canisters. Now Mr waternoose, the villain in the first movie, said that there was a shortage of scream power due to the fact that kids are not getting as scared as they should. Due to this information we now know it is not the fact that scream power was inefficient but rather it was just not being used to its full power or potential, this means that in the TV show The only company that is still using scream power, fear.co, is the only one who actually understands that scream power is still powerful.

[yeetenhime]

Alright indigo Park fans, listen up because I have a theory for the game

I think the death of Mollie is going to come back to bite us in the ass big time because we have invertently shifted the power of the park, Here is my reasoning for this.

we know from the only other intelligent speaking villain that we have been introduced to so far, skurv, that he considers Mollie as his "only threat". Now Finley can't go anywhere that does not have any water so it's fair for him to not consider him as a threat, however; for him to not consider Lloyd a threat, the only other mascot based off a predatory species, means that he is stronger than Lloyd.

However Mollie can move anywhere she wants to as seen moving into Lloyd's area even though he is a meat eating species and she is not, but since they both eat meat now this classifies Mollie as an apex species due to her having no natural enemies since even skurv fears her due to her immense violence.

This implies that Mollie held power within the park before rambley killed her, but now with her death this leaves a power vacuum within the park. Now skurv may try to fill in this void in the next chapter but I doubt it will last long due to us. But I do not doubt that this will be a problem later

Now I have no idea if this will even happen or is a consideration but I don't doubt that due to the lack of food in the park that skurv wants to eat mollie's chicks and the only reason he hasn't by now is because Mollie hides them so well and that she chases him off. It might be the entire reason that we hear one of the chicks call out mollie's name at the end of the trailer.

Also here are some memes about Mollie and skurv as well as a meme about how I probably sound right now with this theory

[yeetenhime]

Had another thought, which is never a good sign

Since Kirby's family is literal gods and Eldridge horrors, what would have happened if Kirby summoned one of them in the final battle of Kirby: right back at ya! against nightmare?

I feel like if it was gooey everyone except Kirby and nightmare would be disappointed, nightmare laughing and Kirby happy. But if it were the others they would be shocked, sure against dark ztar and miracle matter nightmare might win but the others? Definitely not

[yeetenhime]

I kind of had a funny headcannon

Ice King absolutely hates Hudson abadeer, Marceline's father. But it's not just ice King, it's both sides of him, both Simon and ice King absolutely hate Hudson.

And the entire reason is a misunderstanding that eventually comes to light and he still hates Hudson.

Do you remember the song "daddy why did you eat my fries?", what if ice King took that as symbolism that Fry's meant friends and so he had beef with Hudson because of it. But then Hudson cleared it all up that it was actually fries and then ice King apologize for it but still said "I'm still going to hate you because you ate my daughter's fries"

[yeetenhime]

I just realized something about Kirby that I don't think a whole lot of people, or rather everyone else does know and I'm just slow, realize.

In the Kirby universe their god, void, will reincarnate if they feel a strong sense of emotion come in contact to them. With strong positive emotions giving a reincarnate of a harbinger of good, joy, and love. While negative emotions give hate, destruction and evil.

Void termina is an example since it is a reincarnation of void that has come into very strong negative emotions, by this logic the fact that Kirby is one of the most good, joyous and loving characters this means that he is possibly a reincarnation of void. Meaning that Kirby is the brother to void termina.

But we can also go a little further, void has had an examples of showing a giant eye when it needs to be, maybe less strong negative emotions give them more identical form to void. If that is true then zero (the giant eye boss) is also Kirby's sibling. Which also makes dark matter, dark ztar and gooey his nephews.

This means that the entire reason that Kirby can beat Eldritch horrors is because he is literally in a family of gods