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my friend keeps sending the groupchat voice notes of her eating bussy and calling it "asmr"..... bro go study for your physics exam 😭

cyanocittae

hi sorry uh. incredible miscommunication on my part lmfao.

my bad yall

closet-keys

it's sincerely so wild to me how successful carceral propaganda continues to be in this country. the average USian seems to think that everyone should be surveilled every second of every day & anyone who has ever done something that even potentially, hypothetically could have hurt someone deserves to have their humanity stripped from them & to be locked in a cage and tortured forever. this place is so genocidal at baseline it is almost too much to take.

if you're living here & you're not concerned at the open maw of the prison industrial complex (including border policing & psychiatric incarceration & also labor trafficking of undocumented people doing agricultural & domestic labor at the whims of employers who can have them deported as punishment at any time which amounts to a form of incarceration in my honest opinion) swallowing up everything then I just can't even relate to what reality you live in

dementedgnomicwizard

i went to the met today

sinsumeria1-blog

Just an fyi cobalt is currently the most toxic oil paint usually. Older oil paints from old masters are also most likely made with lead.

So the death via oil paint isn’t impossible tbh

dementedgnomicwizard

i can’t die but thank you :) im sure this information will be useful for someone who can

hydratedbitch

when i erase a word with a pencil where does it go

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are you okay

she-wants-the-doitsu

They turn into those eraser shavings and then you swipe them off your desk and they land on the floor and someone steps on them and they stick on their shoe and eventually the person goes home so right now your word is at someones house

helloitismika-deactivated201511

maybe its watching them take off their clothes yeah get it word

brokeback-mountain-goats

this fucking site i swear to god

arinavah

clone theory

despazito

Niu Lai has not made its way onto tumblr yet so I guess my anglophone ass has to make a post about it

despazito

This movie is currently a huge meme in china. It came out of nowhere and inexplicably got a theatrical release, looks like ass, was animated completely by the director and his mother, and took several years to make. "Niu Lai" translates roughly to "The bull is coming" and apparently the film has several other allusions to stock market puns. The Chinese stock market coincidentally had an uptick the day of its release which added further fuel to the meme fire. After going viral Niu Lai began to actually turn profit at the box office, theatres unprepared for Niu Lai mania (the creators did not distribute any promotional material) had to improvise DIY posters:

Niu Lai has now been pulled from theatres.

starship-goldfish

Good news: Niu Lai was only pulled from cinemas its hometown, because "the film’s poor quality could harm the city’s image." The rest of China is still screening it.