[theweirdwideweb]

[neutral]

[manfuckyopride]

what kind of freaks you into

ones that text back

[bonerfart]

fun fact: the producer for the Scooby-Doo movies is named Dick Suckle

[delphiniiidae]

he was born in 1969

[rhubabby]

dicksuckle69

[andersongillian]

[timeclones-deactivated20150625]

When people ask you why you make science puns:

[communistcoppola-deactivated201]

[landofcool]

[izyurfimenipaflanyant]

wouldn’t it be adorable if every text post came with some kind of border

[glacialsupremacy]

No

[izyurfimenipaflanyant]

its too fucking bad that i dont care

[mr-good-times-deactivated201409]

[officialunitedstates]

ATTENTION UNITED STATES CITIZENS:

a US federal LAW was just created that allows you to SMACK anyone who replies “THE SKY” when you ask them whats up

FOLLOW FOR MORE OFFICIAL LAW UPDATES

[stability]

[jazeth]

some blogger: makes a joke about not having any money another random blogger: hey :-) so you might not have heard about this :-) but there’s a website (insert link) where you can take surveys :-) to make some extra money :-) I’ve literally made $10k and I’ve only been doing it a month :-) (posts a photoshopped image of their PayPal) see :-) here’s proof :-)

[leightum]

[bloodswamp-deactivated20170613]

happy birthday, weed

[the-daily-laugh]

[littlekushberry-deactivated2015]

left pic- me in 2005 

right pic-me in 2015