Hey guys! This is a bit of a rant but I just couldn’t keep it to myself anymore 😔💔
So for a bit of context my brother introduced me to the venture bros and I’ve been absolutely obsessed with it since then, we’ve like watched the whole series just trying to figure out how to watch the movie (we’re in the uk and you absolutely can’t get it anywhere which really bums me out).
So this conversation happens a few weeks ago, we’ve already finished the show and I was just online, reading this Rusty x The Monarch fanfic, I thought it was funny since I never thought about that ship before then (which was a bit stupid cause you can ship anything at this point) but anyway I was telling my brother and he was like “Ew! That’s incest” cause at the end of the show its basically said that they’re related to each other and i just thought it was whatever, I’ve read worse things and I just wanted to find out what was gonna happen Y’know? So anyway I was still reading it and I was telling him about it just to annoy him and I was telling him how this was before/ during season one, he then proceeded to tell me the WORST think to ever be said EVER‼️
He said that if and when the Monarch was having sex with Rusty would Jonas Jr be jerking the Monarch off whilst he was inside Rustys ass so they’d have a threesome together.
Now which you probably don’t know is that I HATE JONAS JR, HE IS MY BIGGEST OP AND MY FAVOURITE EPISODE WAS WHEN HE DIED! so naturally I hated it but I couldn’t help but to laugh because what the fuck is wrong with this guy? And actually today I brought it up with my brother again and I told him like “oh yeah I might write a fanfic about that cause it’s funny” and then he proceeded to tell me how I’ve ruined his favourite childhood show (he’s like 35 so he’s grown up with the show) and that I ruined it for him because of all the thirsty rusty drawings I’ve done, like leave me alone with my old man crush! But I think he was just joking when he said I ruined it for him, I couldn’t really tell I’m like autistic as shit so sarcasm is hard if it’s not like super obvious 😭💔
Anyway as like a side note if I got anything like wrong about the show then PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE keep your mouth shut cause as I said I have not seen the movie quite yet and I’ve gone so long without spoilers so I will crash out, thank you 🥰






