Bumblebee

My name is Bumblebee, I have been sent to earth on a mission given to me by Optimisme Prime. Now I live with my team in a scrapyard hunting cons and keeping earth safe, try to anyway. (On hietaus for now, but mun will be online sometimes if there is time for it. Social life and University stuff is important!)

[yellowandblackmachine]

A very happy birthday to a dear friend

“So my mun told me to wish Cleverbots mun a very happy birthday. So I am going to do just that!” Bee quickly found a little note he had written just for Taia and cleared his throat. “Dear Taia, happy human birthday, whatever that is and may you have lots of presents and cake! I hope you are going to have a wonderful birthday. Remember, go eat the cake! It will be great!”. 

Someone in the distance monaed loudly when Bee shouted his war cry out in the air. Silence followed afterwards before Bee sighed loudly and rubbed his neck. “Just ...have a great birthday Taia, you deserve it”.

[yellowandblackmachine]

I apologize for being away so long

I don't know when I will come back either, I am going to write my bachelor in history very soon, so I will be online on and off for the next few months. I will let you know when I am online again, thank you for still following this blog and I am sorry I have not showed a life signal at all haha xD - Mun out

[yellowandblackmachine]

Thank you!!

102 people are following this blog now which makes me very happy! I want to thank all of you for following this blog and I am glad that you like the way I roleplay Bee! I will return soon, I am just busy with social life right now 😊

[aliascleverbot]

Semi-lame theme music because I can

I really wanted to draw Cleverbot’s more dangerous side. Though he is primarily a scientist, he is far from a stranger to interrogations because of his unique ability to get into his victim’s head - quite literally. He usually prefers intimidation and threats of torture, and will always give his victims a choice before he forces their minds open. So, if you are ever unlucky enough to be able to resist normal interrogation, this is what you’ll be faced with.

Also yes, his visor is showing the infamous “bluescreen of death”. The binary behind him spells out “ERROR” over and over. Don’t ask what kind of torture device he’s holding. It’s… an electric drill thingie with needles… point is it’s painful and evil looking.

In other news, the mun is really proud of how this turned out! I experimented quite a bit with how to color it and give it more depth, and I’m pleased with the result.

[yellowandblackmachine]

Offline for now

Sorry for being so inactive today guys. I just have some dumb jaw problems that won’t go away! So I will call it a night and try to relax a little :) Night!

[nothumanafterall]

RiD2015 - S01E19 - The Champ

[donitkitt]

Knockout got me knocked out

[yellowandblackmachine]

"I was doing a little sight seeing and saw him."

Bee grumled angrily to himself. He would have to take a long talk to Grimlock about his little adventures in the forest. “Well, now you know we excist, I hope you can keep that to yoursel?”. He really didn’t want too many humans to know that there were giant robots living in the local scarpyard.

[yellowandblackmachine]

( a bot sized cowboy hat shuffles around the junkyard of it's own accord)

Bee didn’t know how he should react to what he was seeing in front of him. How on earth did a bot sized cowboy hat mow on it’s own!? He sighed loudly and bent down to pick it up while he mumbled to himself “Perhaps it is one of Fixit’s many experiments...”

[yellowandblackmachine]

(sneaks up behind and leans into bee's audio) hello there :P

(I apologize I though I had already answered this one, but guess my phone can’t be trusted!)Bee gasped and turned around sharply, to deliver a punch to whoever decided it was a good idea to sneak up on him. “K-Knockout!?” Bee was able to stop himself before he hit the con, taking a step back. “W-What are you doing on earth!?” He was quite shocked to see he friend on earth when he should be on cybertron with the rest of the old crew.

[yellowandblackmachine]

Cowboy factoid

In the wild west, it was a common occurance that people killed during cowboy shootouts couldn’t be easily identified to alert their next of kin, so they would prop the bodies up in public in the hopes that passing travelers could recognize and identify them.  _____ Oh wauw, that is kind of terrifying but also very awesome. Thanks for sharing the fact!

[yellowandblackmachine]

Hey guys

I am back to write and roll!

...You know because I will be typing really fast and I roll because I am a autobot? That didn’t sound cool at all did it? Well I am back! haha ....I am just going to start answer asks and stuff now ...

[yellowandblackmachine]

Do you understand why I have been offline? She is too cute to deny attention! Her name is Frida and she is my little frikadelle (meatball)<3

I just wanted to share the cuteness with you before I go hang with my manfriend xD

[yellowandblackmachine]

Hello followers!

I want you to know I am still alive, Denmark have just been hit by a heatwave so I have been shamelessly spending time with family and my new little puppy. But I will be back soon to answer replies and asks. Right now I am just too busy with social life :3

I hope everyone is having a great summer vacation!

[chronicle4assassin]

Bee have always thought Jazz had a nice aft and admired from a distance. He had done it without getting caught so far.

Jazz felt a stare burning into his back- no wait…aft plating. ::realleh mah mech…ya gonna have to try harder then that:: he thought, cocking his hips to the side, and placing both servos on his hips as he leaned over to look at what rusty was showing him. A smirk on his faceplate.

[yellowandblackmachine]

Bee made a low sound who gave him away immediatly. He decided to act casual and try to look everywhere but at the nice piece of aft. Primus he knew he was caught looking but he couldn’t help it. He was a young healthy mech after all.

[chronicle4assassin]

Jazz chuckled to himself as he felt the stare divert from his aft. ::what’s wrong mah mech…couldn’t handle it?:: he once more though to himself. He straightened his frame and stretched up on his peds like a cat, pushing his aft out as he did so. He snickered ::let’s see whatchu gonna do bout that:: he thought teasingly.

[yellowandblackmachine]

Bee proceed to spill some of his energon when he attempted to drink. He knew he was caught and that Jazz played with him. But how what did he do from now on? Smack him in the aft? Bee did just that and did regret immediatly afterwards. He blamed the high grade.

[chronicle4assassin]

Jazz grunted as a servo connected with his aft plating. He turned and looked back at the mech. Catching the site of black and yellow plating. He raised a brow ridge. “Bee?….huh..kinda figured it was you..did ya realleh think that ah wouldn’t notice?” He purred out. Catching the yellow and black mech, before he fell. Clearly seeing that he is intoxicated. “Let’s get ya sitting down mah mech”

[yellowandblackmachine]

Bee laughed shyly while holding on to Jazz, maybe the last cube of highgrade was a mistake. “S-sorry for slapping you” he mumled loudly all blue in the head from embrassment. “Y-you have a nice aft you know that? ”. Bee was overcharged and had no control over his voicebox right now.

[chronicle4assassin]

He chuckled, allowing the mech lean into his frame, he wrapped an arm around Bee’s waist. “Yeah mech..thank ya” he winked at him. “Now let’s get sober hmm” he asked.

[yellowandblackmachine]

Bee nodded weakly. His tank was starting to act weird and make everything blurry in front of his optics. “Y-yeah, sounds like a plan”.

[chronicle4assassin]

He chuckled. Gently placing the mech down onto an oversized couch. He sat down next to him, taking a medic grade cube out of subspace. “Here..ya gonna need for the hangover.” He offered the cube to Bee.

[yellowandblackmachine]

Bee took the cube with a sigh and made himself comfy on the couch. The world felt a little bit more steady now. “Thanks I ne-” before he could finish his sentence. His tanks gave up and sent the bare processed high grade up again. Bee turned Jazz in time before he made a mess of the floor.

[chronicle4assassin]

Jazz gasped, before immediately digging into his subspace and pulling out a few clean rag’s, he helped the bot with his nausea, leaning Bees frame over as he purged his tanks. He gently rubbed the bots back and neck.

“It’s alright Bee” He consoled him “ah gotcha”

[yellowandblackmachine]

Bee coughed loudly when he was finished with emptying his tanks. He had a much more clear mind now and saw with dread what he had done. "Oh primus! I am so sorry". He got off the couch to help with the cleaning.

[wisest-wizard]

fandomsandfollies: Welcome to the Transformers Fandom. How tough are ya?

me: How tough am I?

I’ll have you know I watched Ratchet get murdered in Age of Extinction and only cried for 10 minutes.

[youngandbeautifullullabies-blog]

//Reblog if your MUN is a female.

[dontcallmepepper]