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NSFW...Married Couple (Straight Man/Bisexual Woman)....Sharing what we like....NO MESSAGES OR SUBMISSIONS FROM MEN...YOU WILL BE BLOCKED!!!

[astrodickology]

I want to suck his dick so bad

[jhon-doe-smokes-deactivated2020]

Give him the succ then! Like a nigga gonna say no 😂

[goddessfreaky]

How hard is it to get some bisexual pussy in Texas 🙄

[yellowbootymeat]

Mannnnn, this!!!

[thetastefulshit]

Ass grabbing is an essential part of a well balanced relationship.

[popthecreator]

agreed

[lohver]

Men with feelings. Men who communicate. Men who are great friends. Men who care. Men who cry. >>>>>

[android1000]

yea mood

[globalriseofblackpeople]

[i-still-love-porn]

SO TRUE!

[vittyyluvscookies]

Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.

[submissivefeminist]

I’m so glad this is a universal wondering among vagina-owners, haha.

[chaotichowlite]

‘Vagina-owners’

[anxiousnerd]

Tune in next time for: Are these menstrual cramps? Am I pregnant? Is it just gas? I wouldn’t have to ask these questions if I didn’t have a damn uterus

[sexylibrarian1]

Next week: Is it a bladder infection? An ovarian cyst? Do I have endometriosis? Oh God please do not let it be cervical cancer! A 20/20 special

[occupyvenus]

Y'all are forgetting the all-time classic: Is it just my period or is my appendix about to burst? Some nice tea and a heatpack or 911 and emergency surgery?

[phantoms-lair]

There is actually a test for that last one!

Place your hand over the pain, press down slightly and release. If the pain doesn’t change by any great margin, you’re fine. If it suddenly becomes some painful you can barely stand, Get thee to an Emergency Room

[taysweetbae]

reblog for the safety of vaginas and their owners

[greedyagain]

The appendix test works with or without a vagina so reblogging for everyone.

[veryfunnymemes]

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

😭

[muvataughtme-deactivated2021040]

Stop it 😭😂😂

[yellowbootymeat]

This made my heart smile!

[sinfullysweetluci-deactivated20]

Sincerely,

HER 💋💋

[yellowbootymeat]

😍🤤🖤😝🤤🖤

[darkmatters-world]

[darkmatters-world]

[blkgrlmajic-deactivated20190402]

Almost every article of clothing I am going to buy this year WILL be black if I can help it. 🖤

[yannizmindfuck]

Me: oh so you just gone….. ooooooh shit *bites lip* 🙄💦🤤💦🤷🏽‍♀️

[donenon]

Reasons why I become annoying when I’m wearing some dick-me-downs 🤣

[blkgrlmajic-deactivated20190402]

What I low key mean when I say imma fight you.

[kinkycutewants]

[sightego]

im sorry this is so funny

[yellowbootymeat]

Whyyyy 😅🤦🏾‍♀️😅🤦🏾‍♀️😅

[louises-belcher]

[blkgrlmajic-deactivated20190402]

My life

[bbworship]

Kween