emo了

不好意思我这么长去世了。东山再起吗？

[lesvegas]

i fucking hate gender bro what the fuck is any of this shit

[frenchtoastee]

[abandonrun]

me 15 seconds into a male on male zoom call: actually you know what? *territorial chimp noises*

[catgirlforeskin]

[hungwy]

life would be so different if i was a beaver at a zoo but then again some things would also stay the same

[primordial-fungus-monolith]

Mhhhm *taps my pen against my clipboard and checks the time*

[neilcicierega]

If someone beats you up for being "cishet white male" and nothing else, is this okay? Did you deserve it?

what if the world was made of pudding

[ursulaklegun-deactivated2024122]

You will never have gloop. She will never do what you yoinky. You will never have big splurgs or a big ass gloopy

[babehog]

[cute-overload]

[brago-deactivated20180214]

a safe bird

[curseworm]

cishets can stop coming out as having called people f*gs in high school or whatever like yes we know. we were also in high school

[fleetnaturals-deactivated202110]

[gayerluke]

security question: what was the last name of your first grade teacher?

my first grade teacher hacking my bank account: i’m in

[wolfvalkyrie-blog]

why is this so fucking funny 

[nietzscheantrout-deactivated202]

my boyfriend [41m] and i [4,000,000m] have been together for 12 years, but he will only say he loves me back in spanish. is this normal?

[whitepeopletwitter]

[pallass-cat]

❤️❤️❤️

[rcktpwr]

whole foods employee catches me stealing valuable artichoke water and tries to apprehend me but i quickly jump through one of his gauges and escape

[harrypottersonicobama]

[westernlariat]

cashier: that’ll be $4.20

me: bruh

cashier: bruh

[horrorofthebeast]

[thoodleoo]

DILF

discourse i’d like to forget

[showerthoughts-lol]

I don't think I have ever picked up a pair of tongs without clicking them together a couple of times.

[cillart]

Gotta make sure they work

[shinosarna]

channel your inner crab

[shut-up-jab]

[valtsv]

cats be like you want to pet me so bad it makes you look stupid

[havocs-archived]