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spanish love deception is going under the "cannot read too much or I'll go into cardiac arrest" shelf
Kinda casted Ana De Armas and Henry Cavill as Catalina Martín and Aaron Blackford when I read The Spanish Love Deception
-elena armas
Justice for Illyrians killed in orgasm-related avalanches
The most anoying Car Trip - ACOTAR characters edition
Basically the TikTok trend but Tumblr version
Cassian as the driver because he would HATE it
All Cassian wants is to be in middle of the chitchat that will be happening in the backsits
He seriously can't focus on the road
He'll definitely take the wrong path so many times that they'd arrive hours later than they'd planned
Everyone else would be mad at him
Nesta in the passenger seat
Nesta and Cassian would be fighting the whole time
They would fight over the music
Or because Cassian took the wrong path again
Or because Nesta told him to shut up for she was not in the mood for a conversation
And when they wouldn't be fighting, they would be shameless flirting
And sharing heated touches that would make everyone else really uncomfortable
Azriel in the middle of the first row of seats
This seat would be hell for my poor baby bat
He would be suffocated from the lack of personal space
In addition to having to put up with Nesta and Cassian making out in front of him
He wanted to be isolated in one of the first sits
Now he's just trapped somewhere he might actually need to socialize with other people
Mor on Azriel's right because the weird tension between them would be insufferable
Plus, Mor might just keep kicking Nesta's seat, leading to a huge fight
Feyre on Azriel's left
Just because she would want to gossip with Mor during the whole trip
And both of them would invade Azriel's personal space
She would feel the need to throw up everytime Nesta and Cassian made a sexual insinuation**
**Nesta and Cassian make a lot of sexual insinuations
Now things are getting really shity...
Elain in the middle of the second row of seats
If you think the weird tension between Mor and Azriel was tough, now Azriel can't even look behind him
More awkwardness to the car trip I guess
Lucien at Elain's right
Elain won't even look at him during the whole trip
He won't have no one to talk to
Not that he isn't already used to it anyway
Poor Lucien will be leaving this trip with tears in his eyes, a broken heart and depression
Okay, I admit that was my most insidious trick...
Gwyn wearing the regifted necklace at Elain's left
Fight fight fight
You can't tell me not a single good discussion will come out of it
Or at least both girls really pissed off with the shadowsinger
It's not a secret that Azriel wants to throw himself out the window and let the car run over him
Amren and Rhys in the backsits
Amren would be doing only two things during the whole trip:
Complaining about absolutely everything
And asking Rhysand to be High King
Rhys would hate this trip as well
First, no one is paying attention on him
I mean, he's isolated, he can't control the song, he can't participate in the gossip that's going on on the first rows...
He's also sad for being away from Feyre
And he's a flick away from throwing Amren out the window
Varian is in the last row of seats as well
He's the only one at peace
I don't think this guy could be pissed at anyone or anything after handling Amren
Emerie between Varian and Rhysand
She's not really pissed off about anything
She's just uncomfortably seated between two males she doesn't talk to
She's a little desappointed for not being next to Nesta and Gwyn
Anyways, she's definitely reading some good smut to spend time
Honestly? I'd do the same.
Bonus: where's Nyx????
Someone forgot Nyx's car seat in the trunk (probably Cassian)
Quickly reminder that Nyx is actually in the car seat
He'll cry during the whole trip
Basically...
Fucking.Worst.Car.Trip.Ever.
I was re-reading ACOMAF and came across the scene where Cassian shielded Azriel from Hybern's powers resulting in his wings shredding and oh my God, can you imagine how much self loathing Azriel must have inflicted on himself during Cassian's recovery? His brother, who had taught him how to fly properly and use his wings had sacrificed his own to protect him and it makes me love the bat boys even more.
Alis doing “chores” around the Spring Court to eavesdrop:
You can’t tell me this didn’t happen.
Sarah J. Maas’ Love Interest Development Steps:
1. Make them tall + tan/darker skin tone.
2. Add tattoos. Some may remind them of trauma.
3. Make them standoffish but soft for those close them.
4. Lots of warrior/military experience is a must.
5. Has to be at LEAST 150 years older than their wifey.
6. Add wings.
Cassian: *gets stabbed*
Cassian: *pulls out the knife and looks at it* This is a nice knife, can I keep it?
Nesta: *deep sigh in the background*
Rhysand pretending to be a villain while also secretly helping everyone:
Rhysand at the Court of Nightmares scaring everyone while also holding a party:
tamlin during acomaf 💀
The Inner Circle Boys
I’m ready for all the family moments between nyx and his father and uncles, I need a whole novella.
Credit: madschofield (Instagram)
Bookish Boys and their nicknames for their love interests
Rowan to Aelin: Fireheart (Throne of Glass)
Dorian to Manon: Witchling (Throne of Glass)
Rhys to Feyre: Feyre Darling (ACOTAR)
Cassian to Nesta: Nes (ACOTAR)
Warner to Juliette: Love (Shatter Me)
Will to Tessa: Tess (The Infernal Devices)
James to Cordelia: Daisy (The Last Hours)
Hawke to Poppy: Princess (From Blood and Ash)
Cardan to Jude: My Sweet Nemesis & My Dearest Punishment (The Cruel Prince)
Reid to Lou: My Little Heathen (Serpent & Dove)
Nasir to Zafira: Fair Gazelle (We Hunt the Flame)
Matthias to Nina: Little Red Bird (Six of Crows)
Jesper to Wylan: Merchling (Six of Crows)
Percy to Annabeth: Wise Girl (Percy Jackson)
Julian to Scarlett: Crimson (Caraval)
Riden to Alosa: Lass (Daughter of the Pirate King)
Nikolai to Alina: Lovely (Shadow and Bone)
Ravi to Pip: Sarge (A Good Girl's Guide to Murder)
Hunt to Bryce: Sweetheart (Crescent City)
Rhysand: What.... in the fuck....
Azriel frozen from neck to toe:
Cassian: Feyre lost control while training
Feyre: I'm sorry I didn't mean to....
Cassian: It's okay sweetie you're doing great
Azriel: How tf do I get out of here
Cassian: *takes out a huge ass sword* Let's hack you with this
Rhysand: Cassian no!
Cassian clearly dissapointed: *lowers sword*
Rhysand: *brings out even bigger sword thats on fire* let's try this.
Azriel: RHYSAND NO
Tamlin, an asshole: Feyre, you will never be a High Lady.
Rhysand, a simp: When you become a High Lady let’s get matching tattoos, it would be cute.