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Sorry I know I say this every so often but I will hashtag never forgive David Lynch for just sort of abandoning Bobby’s daddy issues. Yes his relationship with Laura is important to understanding his character but also that guy’s dad smacked the shit out of him first episode. Also hate what was done with Major Briggs as a character in general bc he really could have been interesting.

lakevida

it doesnt make sense that a penis would get bigger if yoiu jerk it off youre literally compressing it. go crumple a can rn and tell me its bigger im not buying this narrative

pinene

Okay So .. This is What Casual Misandry Looks Like Everybody

lakevida

im trying to go pro if anyone has any tips

perfectnarrator

mike kelley

When I left high school I was convinced I had been the worst and most embarrassing person that ever went through high school, and for the next few years I would talk about my high school self as if I had been some kind of unforgivable beast (albeit among other unforgivable beasts). Almost a decade later I simply cannot hold that same contempt for myself at that time. And, truth be told, most of the things I felt so ashamed of for saying were usually—not always, but usually—pretty accurate and well-deserved. What I regret is not saying those things to people’s faces as often as I should have. I will condemn my high school self for being a coward.

Her high school boyfriends however will face the misery of my psychic beams in the here and now. I am going to summon grand pianos to fall on both of their heads. Perhaps an autonomous guitar to take them out at the knees. They literally don’t deserve mercy. Fucking. Parasitic snail excretion.

bunnydracula

there should be an app that connects women with gay guys that they can use for their enjoyment

#1) I’m always saying this #2) something something the fans the show?

Suddenly remembered girl I was in love with in high school (friendship that started off intense and was doomed to burn out, you know the type) made multiple “jokes” (always after an overture of friendship or camaraderie from me) about us being fated enemies because she was German and “you’re a Jew.” O little German girl I will let the matter rest in this life because we were both unwell teenagers but don’t fool yourself into thinking those comments won’t haunt you in the next

#kinda crazy that I kinda just pushed it to the back of my mind at the time but every few years I think about it and feel #slapped in the face each time #worse than the kids growing up who would tell me not to tell their parents I was Jewish if I came over. At least they wanted me over

draculaforce

BEST MALCOLN IN THE MIDDLE QUOTES

Lois: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

Malcolm: I am going to kill myself over what just happened

Dewey: Dewey!

#really good post Zoey

dostoyevsky-official

transcript from the apollo 11 mission in 1969

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NASA has made an audio recording of this available

#yeah I’m also laughing at ‘chango’#chang’e

3000s

i know i shouldn't make fun of teenagers but the tags are making me lose it

3000s

most transmedicalists are insecure because they're constantly "correcting" their behavior to fit an image that doesn't exist

3000s

the ideal scenario = once you stop being insecure you will realize that being transgender isn't special and you don't need to try to somehow gatekeep access to hrt via posting on tumblr

#cuz it feels more malebrained…i

mohammedwael-gaza00

I am Mohammed, I live in the northern besieged Gaza Strip, I am 21 years old, I have always tried to create a beautiful future for myself in which I achieve all my wishes. I had ambitions and dreams, but they evaporated because of the war, but I still want to achieve them despite the siege. During the war, I lost many things, including my university, my dreams, my job, and some friends. Despite that, I still want to achieve my dreams and ambitions. I want to rebuild my life again, so please help me in that and rebuild my life. Therefore,

please donate as much as you can because that helps me a lot. If you cannot donate, tell people about my suffering.