Courtney Richardson

[beachdeath]

hell? empty. all the devils? here.

[beachdeath]

omg this wasn’t a “dick? out” joke this was a shakespeare quote don’t be crass

[a-frog-in-a-bog]

Hell: empty Devils: here Dick: out

[bidilfs]

it’s what shakespeare would’ve wanted

[emiello]

Pros of dating me

i’m rly soft and squishy

i’ll make you hot beverages in bed

i’m good at compliments

you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names

Cons of dating me

ummm??

zero i am a goddess

[adultegg-deactivated20170614]

It tick me off when people speed up ahead of me/cut me off on the road unless they’re old.I can never get mad at an old person driving because you can’t blame them for speeding. They don’t have a lot of time left.They got shit to do,relatives to annoy,and restaurants to complain in before going to hell.

[frenchtoastkarma]

a short poem:

do teachers understand that you take other classes

[queerboochananbarnes-deactivate]

another short poem:

yes but see they are all required by the district or state to assign a certain amount of gradable material per semester so they can get paid and earn raises and bonuses and keep their jobs and funding

[queeradish-deactivated20201011]

a revised short poem:

does the district or state understand that you take other classes

[we-could-have-danced-all-night]

another short poem:

no

[bearsnbritts-deactivated2015052]

ok y’all 

how do i ask a boy out 

[komlin]

roses are red violets are blue guess what, my bed has room for two

[bearsnbritts-deactivated2015052]

OH MY GOD NO

[komlin]

twinkle twinkle little star we can do it in a car

[bearsnbritts-deactivated2015052]

STOP IT

[komlin]

row, row, row your boat gently down the stream merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily i can make you scream

[straight-as-a-curly-fry]

I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory

[equ4nimity]

[petethetreat]

Imagine 20 or 30 years from now and all of your favorite bands have since broken up or decided to call it quits. You’ve just dropped your kids off at school. You then turn on the radio to some classic rock station. A song begins to play, you know this song from somewhere, and then 

"boots n cats, boots n cats, JOSHUA RAMSAYYY"

[mak3up-barbie]

Harry Styles is a common white girl trapped in an international celebrity’s body.

[thedoorbellisringing]

There is no inbetween with nash grier either you like him a lot and you’re probably a preteen common white girl or you have intelligence and can see beyond someone’s exterior and notice that they are just one big asshole that needs to be tarred and feathered

[nervoushiccup-deactivated201508]

I feel like I, and many other tumblr users, are pretty much experiment 625 from Lilo and Stitch

he literally has all of the same powers as stitch

He had potential to do something great. He saw what Stitch and all the other experiments were doing, but he was just like

hey

you know what sounds good

a sandwich

[hetero-rave]

I want money

power

and glory

[bombing]

just had a dream where someone stole my socks and framed me for murder using the dna on them

[zvedav-deactivated20151011]

i dreamt i stole someones socks omg

[bombing]

i’m calling the police

[grandtheftcanoe]

If you listen to Marianas Trench, we can be friends

[richharry]

time flies

[scoutbert]

ATTENTION

I AM ON A MISSION. I AM GOING TO FOLLOW EVERY FUCKING BLOG ON THIS SITE. ALL OF THEM. HELP ME ACHIEVE THIS GOAL, INTERNET STRANGERS, BY REBLOGGING THIS POST AND I WILL FOLLOW ALL WHO REBLOG IT. E V E R Y O N E.

[prettyboystyles]

you don’t even need to type in the band name

everyone knows

[babustyles]

x

[ifinallygaveinandmadea1dblog]

#i dont know if im laughing harder at harry falling or niall’s complete lack of reaction