Ye Old Wench

A compilation of facebook statuses which confound the mind and lead to a lack of faith in the human race; lovingly prepared by two remarkable, sordid wenches. Also, golden girl memes

[yeoldwench]

I Just Need A Down Ass Bitch That Aint Gone Be On That Bugg Shit Thats All..TrueShit

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How The Fuck Can I Go Too Hell Wit All These Baby Jesus On Me..

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At work doing what I do cum check us out we on central by lake eola selling tacos

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Am street nigga never had shit but at the end of the day I don't nobody no friends just god he never turn RNS taught by the best u feel me LORD KNOWS best

— feeling drunk.

[yeoldwench]

Real nigga don't judge another man real nigga mind they own In take they FAM in always stay in they own lane u feel me REAL TALk

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Look hear it took my old girl to leave me in realize it's time for me really to get on my grown man shit but u no she raise a real man bout his issue am take care his family but one thing she taught Baby boy god in faith got planing knowledge I was raised by a real women so with that said check me out work hard u no if u don't work u don't eat lo

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Too the person who put e bola at ORMC Reached orlando keep playing. Ya ass gone be first.

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Listen......In the past week ive had 2 people tell me bout Rodney Boyd other child with Nikki Simmons. Here's what i have to say... I cant help you. My shit already say 100% on all 3 no test needed. So imma need you to leave me and my 3 outta that. No shade just letting ya know dont come for me cause we going somewhere you might not want to go.

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Secret Inside Pressure...a.k.a. gas?

When the one's you love have secret inside pressure and they think you have no clue to why… Tuh and people wonder why I stay to myself!! -Sometimes my *face* says more than enough no need to even speak on it #keepingmydistance #FilterNoFilter Family Can Be Worse Than The Enemy's You Didnt know You Have.. #SecretPressureSad #RockStarEyes

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A Study in Eyebrows

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For things like this, there are no words.

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Praying for those who only have themselves to kiss...

[yeoldwench]

Did she call that cake and plan this?

[yeoldwench]

The only Subway with Hurricane Windows Up All Year 'Round

Up at it again mo money ;")ing looooooooong day ahead

[yeoldwench]

Looseing a Friend

After calming down right is right and wrong is wrong I never been a petty chick you was wrong an I didn't make it no better I'll be da. Bigger person I'm sorry looseing a real friend hurts I'm sorry ;"(

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Confused at Subway

It was almost ah great weekend what's with Committing one wants everything dat comes wit it but don't want to Claim the title gud morning world ;")ing — feeling confused at Subway.

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Couldn't get Michael Kors if you was F*****' Michael Kors!

It's ah knock off but she like it so she got it luvin my lil Sista JohnnyandLisa Washington Jr. ;") ing