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The fact that Snape is one of the youngest if not THE youngest professor is fucking hilarious.
Like how does he get away with half the shit he does like almost everyone there has taught him since he was 11 and they just see this 21 year old just walk back in like "Sup fuckers I'm a professor now by force better so you better start treating me like one."
7th years in the school are like probably "Didn't this fucker graduate 3 years ago?"
Imagine being a fourth year who has done /said something to your classmate Snape and then in your 7th year he's your TEACHER
THAT'S LOCKHART THAT'S LITERALLY LOCKHART LIKE
1. He Went to School with Snape
2. Got taught by Snape
3. Became part of the Staff like Snape
And the Fact that he's acting like he knew shit about potions is hilarious cause you just got Snape in the corner like
"Listen here you little shit . I taught you. I've seen your test scores. I graded those shits and you coming in here talking about being able to come up with an antidote?...Sit down."
The more people reblog this the more shock I am that they didnt know Snape started teaching at like 21 and he's like 30 first book
People in the tags for the past week having been confused and going bananas so like we gonna forget about the movies. Because the movies got it all wrong
Snape is 31
Hagrid is 63
Professor Mcgonagall is 56
Lupin and Sirius and Peter (3rd movie/book) 33
Dumbledore is 112
Do what you will with this info fam
You forgot Burbage. In the books, she's in her twenties.
Bringing this back around, when Snape started teaching in Aug/September 1981, he was 21
In Aug/September 1981, Lockhart was 17 :')
lockhart, 17, never fucking learned how to read: actually professor ;-)
snape, professorially, as if he hasnāt just had his last growth spurt: on god, iāll smack the shit out you. putāyour handādown.
@cokeworthcauldrons , your tags are fantastic
āWe all have wounds Severusā ššš
Well, that put a new spin on why the other teachers never took Lockhart seriously....
Hagrid is older than McGonagall??
This is absolutely hilarious, the movies just fuck up our perception of all them š
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FUCKEN
these are still the most hilarious
My former roommate texted me āhow was āļø šā to ask how top surgery went but I forgot Iām trans for a moment and my immediate reaction was to check if someone cut off my balls š¤¦āāļø
fucked up how colors look different depending on what screen youāre looking at them on. that should be illegal I think
this fucking shit, you know
I spend so much time carefully picking and adjusting the colors in every single drawing I make that Iād probably lose my mind if I didnāt just repeatedly push this out of my memory and pretend itās not a thing. Why am I reblogging a blank empty post that doesnāt say anything??? Weird
good news! you canāt make sure that everyone will see the correct colors on their own device, but you can make sure your monitor is as accurate as possible for printing and sharing by calibrating it!Ā
there are a bunch of free monitor tests, but hereās an easy oneĀ you can use. the passmark and eizo tests are also pretty good, though passmark doesnāt work in your browser. be warned that some tests may cause eye strain.
you can either use the settings built into your monitor itself or use the display color calibration settings in your operating system to adjust the settings until everything looks correct, and then enjoy your accurate colors.
REBLOG TO SAVE A LIFE
Photographers, too. Color calibrate your monitors if you intend to print or sell your work. Thereās a ton of info out there for this.
ideally jk rowling will be next
every reblog is -1hp for the terf
āIf anyone needs to go camping in my stateā¦ā āIf anyone needs to visit their aunt/cousin/friendā¦ā
STOP. STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP.
FOR YOUR SAFETY, S T O P.
DO NOT VOLUNTEER TO HOST RANDOM STRANGERS. DO NOT AGREE TO BE HOSTED BY A RANDOM STRANGER.
DO NOT PUBLICLY POST THAT YOUR HOUSE WILL BE AN ABORTION SAVE HAVEN. OFFICIAL NETWORKS TO DO THIS ALREADY EXIST, NETWORKS THAT HAVE THE ABILITY TO BACKGROUND CHECK, AND SHIELD THEIR VOLUNTEERS FROM LAW ENFORCEMENT.
Even IF you personally know every person youāre offering this to and know with 100% certainty that theyāre legit: YOU HAVE JUST CREATED A POTENTIALLY LEGALLY DAMNING DIGITAL PAPER TRAIL.
I know how obnoxious this is to say, but please: reblog this. I see these posts a lot, and I know most of you have good intentions. But these unoffical auntie networks are dangerous, both for those trying to help, and those seeking help. Law enforcement sees you. Violent anti-abortion extremists see you.
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why does this have 32k notes? itās just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. itās just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain
no one tell him
Scheduling this to post on March 15 because it needs to happen.
March 15 again and here we goā¦
ugh damn it now that ive seen this and will def forget about it in the morning i have to stay up another hour to reblog it cuz of stupid timezones
Meme idea
Photoshop the goose from untitled goose game into the background of a photo of a place where something bad happens, but itās a photo of before the bad thing happening, so itās implied that the goose caused it
like this
@ask-link-the-hylian-champion
OH IF I HAD PHOTOSHOP THE TITANIC WOULD BE MY FIRST TARGET
Say no more
You are my personal hero I hope you know this
May I present a humble alternative, where the goose is present during the bad thing happening, example:
Oh my god
Put him in Pompeii
i hope itās okay that this one is stylized;; our dear time traveler must stay with the times if they must wreak havoc appropriately
@grimmtales13 @timetravelingcacti
Your wish is my command
DOES THE GOOSE HAVE A FUCKIN KNIFE TOO!?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
this knife has caused me more suffering than any amount of editing will in my life
Iām sure Julius Caesar felt the same fucking way about the knife
Too soon-
ITS BEEN OVER 2000 YEARS (according to google)
Perfect timing for ides of march
how is this post still alive
Because we hit the one requirement for tumblr fame: Julius Caesar
You know these fucks go ham for the ides of march
over 2000 (according to google) slutty years later and his fanbase still at it huh
Y'know, some people do have a strong crying response to stress, and they might cry (even against their own will) when faced with an upsetting situation and that doesnt mean they are "gaslighting" or "manipulating" you.
There are people who use crying as a manipulation tactic? Absolutely. But that doesn't mean that every person that cries during a heated argument is trying to get under your skin. They have their own emotions and issues, and frankly, not everything other people do is a personal attack on you.
Jfc I am not surprised OP got shitty responses, but like, if your reaction to this post is to immediately look for ways in which you can misinterpret and misapply it in order to be self-righteous on the internet, then I have some terrible news for you about who is actually engaging in incredibly manipulative and dishonest behaviour here. Hint: itās not OP and itās not people who cry easily.
Letās not forget to acknowledge Alexandre Dumas this Black History Month
The writer of two of the most well known stories worldwide, The Three Musketeers and The Count of Monte Cristo was a black man.Ā
Thatās excellence.
Letās not forget that he was played on screen by a white man. And the fact that he was black is barely ever mentioned or the book he wrote inspired by his experiences.
Other things not to forget about Alexandre Dumas:
chose to take on his slave grandmotherās last name, Dumas, like his father did before him.
grew up too poor for formal education, so was largely self-taught, including becoming a prolific reader, multilingual, well-travelled, and a foodie, resulting in his writing both a combination encyclopedia/cookbook (which justā is fucking outrageous to me) AND the adaptation of The Nutcracker on which Tchaikovsky based his ballet
he also wrote a LOOOOT of nonfiction and fiction about history, politics, and revolution, bc he was pro-monarchy, but a radical cuss, and that got him in a lot of hot water at home and abroad.
even beyond that, he generally put up with a lot of racist bullshit in France, so he went and wrote a novel about colonialism and a BLATANTLY self-insert anti-slavery vigilante hero (which he then cribbed from to write the Count of Monte Cristo, the main character of which, Edmond DantƩs, Dumas also based on himself).
(ā¦a novel which also features a LOAD of PoC beyond the Count, and at LEAST one queer character, btw, bc EVERY MOVIE ADAPTATION OF ANYTHING BY DUMAS IS A LIE; seriously, at LEAST one of the four Musketeers is Black, y'all.)
famously, when some fuckshit or other wanted to come at Dumas with some anti-Black foolishness, Dumas replied, āMy father was a mulatto, my grandfather was a Negro, and my great-grandfather a monkey. You see, Sir, my family starts where yours ends.ā
for the bicentennial of his birthday, Pres. Jacques Cirac was like, āā¦sorry about the hella racism,ā and had Dumasās ashes reinterred at the PanthĆ©on of Paris, bc if youāre gonna keep the corpses of the cream of the crop all together, Dumasās more widely read and translated than literally everybody else.
and they are still finding stuff old dude wrote, seriously; like discovering ālostā works as recently as 2002, publishing stuff for the first time as recently as 2005.
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I am absolutely ashamed to admit I had NO idea Dumas was black.
when this post first went around (a year ago apparently) I was like BUT WHAT ABOUT DADDY DUMAS THOUGHĀ because basically
daddy general dumas was an immense fierce french warrior who was a 6 foot plus, stunningly gorgeous and charismatic Black gentlemanĀ
he invaded egypt
the native egyptians saidĀ āis this napoleon? this must be napoleon. we for one welcome our majestic new overlordā
then napoleon showed up
napoleon has all the presence of yesterdayās plain Tesco hummus
the native egyptians were likeĀ ā⦠no⦠no, weāve thought very hard and weāll have General Dumas actuallyā
this did not make napoleon happy
in fact it made him jealous
napoleon felt so emasculated that he launched a campaign of revenge against General Dumas, including taking away his pension, that probably inspired a lot of Alexandreās rather satisfying scenes in which fathers are nobly avenged and the money-grubbing villains are rubbed in the mud
I was never taught that he was Black either. WTF.
General Dumas (aka Thomas Alexandre Davy de La Pailleterie) looked like thisā¦
ā¦and like thisā¦
ā¦while āNapoleon has all the presence of yesterdayās plain Tesco hummusāā¦
:-D
I suspect Alexandre Dumas would have laughed at that, because besides looking like someone who laughed a lotā¦
ā¦he was also a foodie.
He was also born in present-day Haiti. Back then, it was the French colony of Saint-Domingue.
a friendly reminder from your local korean blogger that ālunar new yearā is inclusive of the many cultures who celebrate, and āchinese new yearā should be used only if youāre referring to specifically chinese cultural practices of the new year. thank you!!!
people in the notes have raised concerns that the term ālunar new yearā erases jewish practices of rosh hashanah or islamic practices of hijri new year. i did not invent the term ālunar new yearā and can only say that itās the general, common term used to refer to the (mostly east) asian new year celebrations that occur in late january or early february. i welcome muslim or jewish folks to speak on whether or not the term feels exclusive to them, but as the original post implies, the point of the meme is to stop white people from perpetuating the idea that all asian culture is chinese.
Non-Jews clowning in the notes trying to white knight yourselves about Rosh Hashanah: shut up
Lunar New Year is a perfectly acceptable and accurate term for Asian New Year celebrations. Lunar New Year is used to refer to East Asian celebrations which fall on the first new moon of the Lunar calendar.
The Hebrew Calendar is lunar, correct. But our New Year - Rosh Hashanah - falls on 1st Tishrei (around September/October on the Gregorian calendar) and is celebrated as the anniversary of the creation of Adam and Eve in the garden of Eden.
While our New Year is technically a Lunar New Year in so far as it's "a New Year celebrated on the Lunar Calendar", I can guarantee you that when you say Lunar New Year, there is not a single Jew that thinks you're talking about Rosh Hashanah.
Stop trying to use me as a weapon against asian folks. I see you and I'm mad about it.
January 20 2017 - Alt-right leader/fascist Richard Spencer gets punched in the face at Trumpās inauguration in Washington DC. [video]
Itās almost that time of year again!
Happy early Nazi-punch-iversary!!
Hell yes
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me, your friendly neighborhood villain apologist: zuko was never evil he was just 16
like yeah i know he gets a bonkers good redemption arc but like. he didnāt actually need one because if you give a teenage boy a ship and tell the people on it to listen to him the least you can expect is some attempted murder. thatās not on him at that point
Iām honestly dumbstruck because I can tell you at 16 if you gave me a ship, a crew, a wise old man, and a mission to kidnap someone I gotta tell you.
Iād be down for it. Iād probably have gone further.
Wait, this originally happened when he was 13 and Iāll tell you that 13 year old me would have committed atrocities.
13yo me wouldāve taken the free boat and straight up become a pirate and the fact that Zuko didnāt is really the biggest plot twist in avatar
AU where Zuko just becomes a pirate.
He still sees the light blast and goes to the South Pole but instead of trying to capture aang he rolls up in his free boat like āget in losers weāre going to kill my dadā
Yes, this. I like this.
aang: who??? are you???
zuko: exiled son of the fire lord. did these two get you up to speed?
sokka: wait youāre WHAT-?!
katara: what do you mean, YOUāRE THE EXILED SON OF THE-?!
aang: i mean, mostly???
zuko: excellent. i reiterate, get in losers weāre going to kill my dad
aang: iām personally not up for murder
katara: I AM! your dad is the reason my mom is dead
zuko: i like the enthusiasm. avatar, you can be moral support
sokka: iād like to hit the loserlord at least one (1) time with my boomerang if possible
zuko: iāll allow it on the condition that you hit my sister as well
sokka: deal
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