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sure, I don’t get a “healthy” amount of sleep like SOME PEOPLE do but can they do THIS *stands up, blacks out for a second*

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if you ever see a really white concealer and think “who’s pale enough to wear this lol” chances are i can wear that concealer

[yerawhovianharry]

since this post is still getting passed around, and I've kinda improved on the makeup front, i figured I'd list some good, pale, concealers and foundations!

-NARS radiant creamy concealer in shade 'chantilly' is my go-to for eyebrow highlight and partial face contouring

-anastasia beverly hills cream contour kit in 'light' has an amazing highlight shade that worked for me even in the winter lol it doubles as a concealer too!!!

-dermablend ("leg and body cover") in shade 'ivory'. lemme write a lot on this one: so people who have super duper pale skin tend to suffer from redness/blotchy skin on occasion, or if you're like me, acne, but this foundation, man....fucking heaven. it's creamier than their stuff made for your face, and you get THREE TIMES THE PRODUCT. it's v v pale. V pale, so this is what i use when it's January and i haven't left my house in over a month ya feel. but it gives crazy coverage bc it's meant for your body, and blends ridiculously well with contour so yeah that's great

-cover fx's custom coverage drops in 'P20'. this is for people who don't like the heavy, cakey stuff. you mix this with either your primer or a moisturizer to add some pigment to it, and you're SET. it's like...a better BB cream!!

that's all i can think of off the top of my head! message me anytime for stuff like this, i love talking about it!

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this is by far the weirdest vine ever

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hillary clinton *pointing at breakfast food*: bae me: no hillary clinton *pointing to dog*: woke? me: no hillary hillary clinton *insistently pointing at newspaper*: 💯???? me *beginning to cry*: n..no

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this is the funniest thing i’ve ever seen

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*scientist clone me*

my clone: wow I feel anxious

me: haha this guy gets it 

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:)))

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This is the world’s largest crystal ruby. Mark Mothersbaugh had the gem carved in the shape of an ice cream cone.

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“A few years ago I became friends with a gemologist, and I saw all these gems that he had lying around, one of which was this big ugly stone that I picked up. “That’s the world’s largest ruby you’re holding.” He didn’t know what to do with it, so next time I saw him I asked if I could carve it. It’s right over there. [Points across the room to a glass case.]

I was thinking: Who do you sell the world’s largest ruby to? Somebody who’s uber-rich. And people don’t get uber-rich unless there’s something dark attached to it. It’s always communists in China, or drug dealers in South America, or oil people in Russia. It’s those kinds of people who are going to want the world’s largest ruby. And I wanted to fuck with them in some way. So I said: I’m going to carve it into a turd. But it will look like a custard. I’m going set it on top of a cone, and it will look like a sweet-treat, but really it’s a turd. They’ll buy it because it’s the world’s largest ruby, but only I’ll know that it’s a turd.“ - Mark Mothersbaugh

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I saw this in person. It was glorious.

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Here, you fucking have it:

Bernie on working conditions in Florida and slavery in America

Bernie predicts 2008 depression

Bernie warns against regime change and predicts extremism like ISIS and the escalation of Israel/Palestine conflict

Bernie speaks against the Panama Free Trade agreement, predicting the whole Panama Papers incident

Bernie opposing the Iraq war

Bernie tells Alan Greenspan he’s ruining the middle class in 2003

Bernie on Corporate Welfare

Bernie on Healthcare

Bernie on Veterans

Bernie on Global Warming

Bernie Sanders: Drugs vs. Hopelessness

Bernie on DADT and gay slurs in 1995, as well as some environmental stuff, probably my favorite clip so far, you can see his passion and righteous anger

Bernie opposes the repeal of Glass Steagall, and therefore the deregulation of Wall Street, predicting the 2008 crash, in 1999

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