[callmeanxietygirl]

Te quiero mucho chica que fue a ver Barbie de China Oaxaqueña rosa. 🩷

Cuando se junta la Guelaguetza con el estreno de Barbie.

Fuente: Cosas de Oaxaqueños

#barbiemovie

[psikonauti]

William Albert Allard (American, b. 1937)

Oaxaca, Mexico, 1985

[oceantoyz]

[dozydawn]

san francisco music box company, 1995.

[thingsfromthedirt]

hearts, flowers, and doves. plays barry manilow

[screenshotingmonstertv]

[thedykeparade]

something something about a magical girl who doesn't know the truth about who her parent(s) are and some guy who befriends a horse and wears a blue vest being so incredibly down bad for her his entire world flips upside down. also he almost dies but then she saves him with her powers. <3

[kosmogrl]

[serotonin-deficient-blog1]

[bumblebeebats]

Yesterday at work these two 12yo boys came through my line and i’m instantly like. oh Boy. Because solo children at a grocery store are always forces of chaos, good or bad

But thankfully these ones were totally pleasant, and when i asked if they wanted a receipt one of them pulled out a random fuckin receipt from his bag and asked “Do YOU???” and y’all, i lost my shit… What a power move. When will i ever be this funny

[cannibaltree]

being horny is so fucking stupid. if you horny you’re immediately a dumbass. that person could literally just be wearing a t shirt and the sight of their collarbone feels like you just snorted a line of coke. god fucking forbid they wear pants rolled over their ankles. you’re foaming at the mouth and crounched on the floor like a fucking animal. you catch the sight of (1) toned muscle? flatlined. dead.

[dude-bro-tm]

This also works for craving romantic attention. Like, they smiled? I'm in tears. Our gazes meet? My heart is fluttering. If I receive a single complement from them, I an proposing.

[nyanbinyuri]

posts that make you understand repressed victorian gentlemen upon witnessing a fair maiden’s scandalously exposed ankle 

[sandandglass]

Keira Knightley talks about Pirates of the Caribbean and her boobs.

[kirstenelizabethh]

Oh I love her

[thequeerofthenorth]

they also digitally enhanced her boobs for the King Arthur movie poster which she responded with “comes from market research that clearly shows that other women refuse to look at famous actresses and stars with small breasts.”

[snoopingasusualisee]

list of characters that would be weirdly sexualized if they were made today

[snoopingasusualisee]

[chorizho-deactivated20240610]

so we’re just gonna stop the list right tf there

[catboywhimsy]

looking through the comments and reblogs.. oh boy

there’s definitely more but I’m not sure I want to subject myself to that horror

[metalslugx-deactivated20220413]

hey quick question how come out of all the pictures you could’ve chosen for Bloo you had to pick the one from a hentai parody 

[cvberitual]

you recognized it

[metalslugx-deactivated20220413]

[awed-frog]

A crow stealing a handful of Cheerios. Photo: Queenie Lynn Zook.

[bunjywunjy]

@crow–teeth

TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH

[kprapture]

When you’re watching Prop Culture on Disney+ and find out they just destroyed The Nightmare Before Christmas sets and half the reason we have any props left was because of the cast and crew saving what they could

[eugenieroe]

can we all agree that pressing foreheads together is an underrated act of affection??

[the-tree-line]

i have accidentally created a 500mb file/image of some plants

[the-tree-line]

BUT i have intentionally created an 80 megapixel image of some plants:

the stem of the plant is a third of a millimeter in width, for reference, and there’s a good chance those patterns you see in the stem are the cell walls of individual plant cells (pls let me know if i’m wrong as fuck). i don’t know what to do with this info! thanks for coming