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[goldensunset]

when the characters never really make peace with it

[shivroy]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

how it feels to decline when the self-checkout kiosk asks to round up fourteen cents to support homeless veterans

[worldformula]

commission for a friend

[roseworth]

i don’t want to be angry anymore i’m never going to hate again unless someone says something really stupid or if i see something i don’t like at all or maybe just whenever i feel like it

[fidelcostco]

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

[pollsforadults]

You get transported into the universe of the last media you consumed. How are you doing?

This is better than my real life

I'm doing well

I'm doing fine

I'm not having a good time

I'm absolutely cooked

There is nothing different about this universe and my own

Voting ended onMay 29

[catcrumb]

[thegreatyin]

hatoful boyfriend singlehandedly ruined 99% of "parody" dating sims for me because it's like. i don't know how to explain it better than saying it's the galaxy quest of dating simulators. it's a very shameless and very silly parody, yes, but at the end of the day it ultimately takes its characters and its plot very very seriously, and all of its parody elements stem from a place of deep love and respect for the genre. you walk away from hatoful boyfriend's true ending knowing the creator loves the tropes she's poking fun at, and the world she's built up surrounding said tropes. it's a deeply silly and deeply stupid game with a deeply silly and deeply stupid foundation but it is extremely sincere. and this is the element so many dating sim parody games lack. they're too afraid to fully commit to their own genre, to make a proper effort to capture what makes it great, to be more than the stock shallow nothingburgers they assume all dating sims are. they're more obsessed with The Bit than they are making a good goddamn game. like. congratulations, you've made a wacky game about dating wacky objects and creatures!!!!!!!!! now make something with heart and soul for once.

anyway the important takeaway from this post is you should go play hatoful boyfriend (2011). Right Now.

[saladgl0ve]

this is how this website sounds sometimes

[igorafvckassbowlcut]

there are days where NO ❌️ video games are played and there are days where video games are played for 10 or maybe 14 hours straight

[frodo-of-the-nine-fingers]

it is always narratively correct to make your characters sleep together before they sort through the hundreds of lies and misdirections between them. make things worse make things worse make things worse #i love betrayal #i love lying #i love people feeling bad about themselves

[madeinglobe]

[recents]

i Love that anders’ clinic delivers babies and treats STDs. thank you for calling planned parenthood of Kirkwall. we are one guy in the sewer. they’ve been trying to catch him for Years . for birth control inquiries, press 1. for hormone therapy, press 2

[recents]

public service announcement: this post has escaped dragon age containment and to everyone tagging it “wow! this sounds cool! i need to play dragon age!” and i need you to understand: if you agree with me that you think this idea sounds like it would be cool, DO NOT BEGIN PLAYING DRAGON AGE FOR ANY REASON

[gaarrus]

the trick for enjoying a new video game is avoiding the internet’s opinion on it 

[ichorsick]

[sexhaver]

I was at a bar that had some kind of cider or fruited sour called P.O.G. Nectar and I didn’t get to try it cuz I read the name and got so sososo sooooo horny my tummy hurted and I fell over and busted my noggin on the bar

quick entomology lesson:

P.O.G.: Passionfruit + Orange + Guava, a flavor combination popular in both alcoholic and nonalcoholic beverages.

PogChamp, sometimes shortened to just "Pog": the code to summon a Twitch emoticon of streamer Ryan Gutierrez, aka "Gootecks", specifically a screenshot from a 2010 blooper reel of him reacting to a game played with the bottlecaps of a passionfruit-orange-guava flavored drink.

PAWG: Phat Ass White Girl. not inherently related to passionfruit, orange, guava, or Gootecks.

entomology: the study of insects.

jeff: the killer.