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She/Her, 30's. How are you?

[yesistolethisurl]

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hey, i'm yesistolethisurl, or hamsterhorde, or sunflowerseeds on ao3! i'm also on bluesky and pillowfort, but don't really really post as frequently there. this blog is a general grab bag of my interests, as well as some fic and fanart (i am a slow creative, though, so thank you for your patience <3). fair warning, this is a space that features mature content (18+). you can find my art blog here, and i do my best to tag original posts as "/my posts" if you need to blacklist it.

i'm currently into bg3, but also blog about fallout, zelda, and a variety of other video games.

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OC Tags

Baldur's Gate 3

Atavian Katabast - Former Adventuring Detective, current Amnesiac Necromancer. Previously married to Daisy Katabast.

Daisy Katabast - Bounty Hunter Rogue/Ranger. Previously married to Atavian Katabast.

Threnody - Draconic Lineage Sorceress Dark Urge. Hates her dad.

Dragon Age

Casey Park - Rook, ex-kidquisitor. Former resident of Earth, raised in the Inquisition, ready to stop her former teacher.

Pillars of Eternity & Avowed

Svetlana - Pargrunen exile from the Living Lands. Self taught druid and Watcher.

Petur of Highcrown - Court Augur Envoy, chosen of [SPOILER].

[jareckiworld]

René Magritte (1898-1967) — "Le Plagiat" [oil on canvas, 1940]

[lovertm]

[elleniciii]

[beaft]

google help me

[beaft]

the thing is, stephen king is generally pretty good at creating complex, well-rounded characters, which makes it all the more jarring when one of those characters abruptly comes out with what i'll term a "kingism". i don't know how best to define a kingism other than "you'll know it when you see it". it's the voice of the author intruding on the voice of the character, and in this case the voice of the author has a bad sense of humour and is ravenously, inexplicably horny

[beaft]

random example of a kingism aka "he would not fucking say that"

[beaft]

this too is a kingism

[beaft]

one of the hallmarks of a kingism is that when a character is being Horny On Main (or In Maine), they can never do it in a normal way. they have to come up with a sequence of words that nobody has ever said before in the history of the english language. here's another example:

[beaft]

i'm starting a collection

[mikkeneko]

[prokopetz]

We sometimes refer to penetrative sex acts by the name of the appendage doing the penetrating – e.g., fingered, fisted, etc. – and of course we have appendage-related euphemisms such as "to dick down", but imagine if this applied more generally. Imagine a world were "I'm going to penis you" is plausible dirty talk.

[mothmire]

Gift I made for my brother of his Tav and Karlach :>

[romanceyourdemons]

we need fewer songs about falling in love and breaking up and MORE songs about famous disasters of the sea

[romanceyourdemons]

being told you’d cruise the seas for american gold you’d fire no guns, shed no tears, now you’re a broken man on a halifax pier might not be a universal experience, but like neither is the club. so a little perspective might be nice

[vosquitransitis]

the envoy being the emperor's pet freak compilation

[geezmarty]

Ten years after the vampire Carmilla has been killed, Laura (her former prey) keeps being haunted by her ghost. How vivid can an apparition get? What do you do when you can’t find escape from grief? Laura is a 90pg gothic horror comic sequel to the novella carmilla but it can be enjoyed on its own

Laura will probably never be this cheap again so grab it while you can :^)

Laura (digital comic pdf) - Marty Tina G.'s Ko-fi Shop

Laura is available as a pdf again after many requests, thank you for the continued support! Ten years after the vampire Carmilla has been k

[calebwittebane]

[calebwittebane]

the phrase "ancestral sickos" now etched into my brain permanently

[yesistolethisurl]

[a999ain]

"Father, they lie to me. They lie!"

[tired-fandom-ndn]

Sometimes "rarepair" means "you are literally the only person who posts about this on tumblr dot com" and you have to learn to be okay with that.

[a-driftamongopenstars]

the horror of being "god's favourite princess". literally one of my favourite horror themes. the god loves you and it's so scary.

it will always choose you. you cannot die. you'll always come back because it loves you so much. you are its right and left hand, its eternal weapon. it will drown you in its light. light as horror. darkness as horror. what if it thinks you are its best friend.

you are god's favourite princess and it's terrifying.

[yesistolethisurl]

looking for art tips online. ask artist if the tips are instructive or self-flagellation. artist doesn't understand. I explain that pointing out one's past mistakes under the guise of poking fun at oneself feels like they offer a preventative solution for newer artists with a good dose of humility, but in reality just makes the artist look insecure and unintentionally mocks the newer artist who made the same mistake. artist laughs and says "it's good advice sir." look inside. self-flagellation.

[lwiann]

would be tyrants