Jason: How much would it cost to adopt a baby?
Tim: a lot. the process itself takes like a year.
Jason: wow, I don’t even know if i’ll want a baby in a year.
Tim: You probably wont.

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Jason: How much would it cost to adopt a baby?
Tim: a lot. the process itself takes like a year.
Jason: wow, I don’t even know if i’ll want a baby in a year.
Tim: You probably wont.
Dick, climbing into a vent: Its so dark in here!
Tim: Can you see anything?
Dick: No, Its so dark in here!
Tim: I backed into a car and drove away.
Jason: Oh im sure they wont mind.
Dick: Good job Tim, you’re the best robin of the year!
Tim: Of the year? Its only January!
Jason: Have you ever smoked weed?
Dick: I am a crime fighter and a cop so no, I have not smoked marijuana.
Dick: I ate a brownie once. At a party in college. It was intense. It was indescribable, actually it felt like I was floating.
Jason: Nice, dude.
Dick: Turns out there wasn’t any pot in the brownie. It was just an insanely good brownie.
Jason:
Tim and Dick walking by a car crash:
Dick: Man that sucks.
Tim: Do they know they can’t park there?
Dick:
Tim: I’m going to go tell them.
Dick: What the fuck.
Tim: If you had to describe me to aliens what would you say? Be nice please.
Dick: I would simply say Tim. They would run in fear.
Tim: I said be nice.
Jason answering the phone:
Person: Hello, is Jason there?
Jason: No, Jason is dead.
Bruce, in the room: Stop telling people you’re still dead!
Jason going to the DMV to get a new license because he hates his ID photo:
Jason: I lost my license and I need a new license and a new photo.
DMV dude: Do you have any proof of ID?
Jason, takes out his drivers license and hands it to him.
DMV dude:
Jason:
Jason: You have caught me in a lie.
Jason: When I got electrocuted I saw something.
Dick: Dude you almost died.
Jason: No I saw the future.
Dick: How do you know it was the future?
Jason: Because it hasn’t happened yet??? dude that was a stupid question.
Tim, to Dick tearing up address of someone dangerous: I have the address memorized!
Dick: Fine! then i’m coming, too!
Tim: Fine! You’ll see who was right. And you’ll see who gets there first!
Dick: Maybe we should take one car, just like for the environment.
Tim: Yeah that’s fine we can drive together.
Dick: Fine!
Tim: Fine!
Bruce: Why do you think Jason is missing?
Dick: It’s been weeks and he hasn’t gotten back to any of my texts.
Bruce: Has Jason ever returned your texts?
Dick: Once. Definitely once.
Jason: Tell me! where are you getting your juice no one performs that well their first try!
Tim: I don’t know alfred does all the grocery shopping.
Jason:
Tim:
Tim: Oh you mean drugs????
Dick: Why’re your shoes all wet?
Tim: There was a puddle.
Dick: Why did you step in it???
Tim: It was a puddle, Dick!
Jason: Dude let me finish my story!
Dick: Retelling a law and order episode from start to finish is not a story!
Jason: Okay i’m ready to show you my idea.
Tim: Okay, let me go first.
Jason: No, let me go first you can go next.
Tim: Then i’ll be going second?
Jason: Yeah.
Dick, holding up two cartons of eggs: Is this all the eggs we have?
Jason: Yes, what’re you making?
Dick: Eggs.