Jason Todd is dead inside

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[yesjasontodd]

Jason: How much would it cost to adopt a baby?

Tim: a lot. the process itself takes like a year.

Jason: wow, I don’t even know if i’ll want a baby in a year.

Tim: You probably wont.

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Dick, climbing into a vent: Its so dark in here!

Tim: Can you see anything?

Dick: No, Its so dark in here!

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Tim: I backed into a car and drove away.

Jason: Oh im sure they wont mind.

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Dick: Good job Tim, you’re the best robin of the year!

Tim: Of the year? Its only January!

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Jason: Have you ever smoked weed?

Dick: I am a crime fighter and a cop so no, I have not smoked marijuana.

Dick: I ate a brownie once. At a party in college. It was intense. It was indescribable, actually it felt like I was floating. 

Jason: Nice, dude.

Dick: Turns out there wasn’t any pot in the brownie. It was  just an insanely good brownie.

Jason: 

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Tim and Dick walking by a car crash:

Dick: Man that sucks.

Tim: Do they know they can’t park there?

Dick:

Tim: I’m going to go tell them.

Dick: What the fuck.

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Tim: If you had to describe me to aliens what would you say? Be nice please.

Dick: I would simply say Tim. They would run in fear.

Tim: I said be nice.

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Jason answering the phone:

Person: Hello, is Jason there?

Jason: No, Jason is dead.

Bruce, in the room: Stop telling people you’re still dead!

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Jason going to the DMV to get a new license because he hates his ID photo:

Jason: I lost my license and I need a new license and a new photo.

DMV dude: Do you have any proof of ID?

Jason, takes out his drivers license and hands it to him.

DMV dude:

Jason:

Jason: You have caught me in a lie.

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Jason: When I got electrocuted I saw something.

Dick: Dude you almost died.

Jason: No I saw the future.

Dick: How do you know it was the future?

Jason: Because it hasn’t happened yet??? dude that was a stupid question.

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Tim, to Dick tearing up address of someone dangerous: I have the address memorized!

Dick: Fine! then i’m coming, too!

Tim: Fine! You’ll see who was right. And you’ll see who gets there first!

Dick: Maybe we should take one car, just like for the environment.

Tim: Yeah that’s fine we can drive together.

Dick: Fine!

Tim: Fine!

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Bruce: Why do you think Jason is missing?

Dick: It’s been weeks and he hasn’t gotten back to any of my texts.

Bruce: Has Jason ever returned your texts?

Dick: Once. Definitely once.

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Jason: Tell me! where are you getting your juice no one performs that well their first try!

Tim: I don’t know alfred does all the grocery shopping.

Jason:

Tim:

Tim: Oh you mean drugs????

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Dick: Why’re your shoes all wet?

Tim: There was a puddle.

Dick: Why did you step in it???

Tim: It was a puddle, Dick!

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Jason: Dude let me finish my story!

Dick: Retelling a law and order episode from start to finish is not a story!

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Jason: Okay i’m ready to show you my idea.

Tim: Okay, let me go first.

Jason: No, let me go first you can go next.

Tim: Then i’ll be going second?

Jason: Yeah.

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Dick, holding up two cartons of eggs: Is this all the eggs we have?

Jason: Yes, what’re you making?

Dick: Eggs.