the one and only chaos demon!!!

any pronouns! gender is a scam im very normal I promise!! bored and chronically online warning! shameless flirt!!

[yeskeeppettingmymustache]

HELLO EVERYONE

IT IS I

stay here for a while for some silliness and chaos!

okay bye im gonna terrorize my brother dearest now byeeeeee

*disappears into the void*

my headcanons for remus

list of torture methods <3

just a heads up: mod is 17 y/o (turning 18 in less than half a year, good lord im getting old) and very chaotic

this is a sideblog so if I follow you back it'll be with my main: @supermilkshakebanana

interact with me! Im not picky with who I interact with

DNI: r3mr0m, any kind of hate spreading people and other unpleasant people i guess

If you want me to tag a certain trigger warning pls say so! I dont want to trigger anyone ❤️

[yeskeeppettingmymustache]

do you think im more silly or more scary?

scary

silly

depends on your mood tbh

secret 4th thing (pls tell me!)

Remaining time: 10 hours 28 minutes

[yeskeeppettingmymustache]

If we ever get a swear jar id be so fucking cooked. Id actually be so broke. Id be the cartoon character who opens their wallet and a fly comes out along with some buttons and random small objects. That'd be me.

@roman-the-royal @theprincelyprince @more-than-just-orange-eyes @wrath-and-irrationality @twofacedsssssnake @janus-sanders-offical @serpentofsanders @pattonlovespuppies @amlogansanders @logansanders-raven @thelogicaldarkside @notvirgilsanderswhatwhosaidiwas @virgilsanders-anxiety @virgil-sanders-offical @virgilsandersrpblog @mytwstdnightmrr @the-remy-offical @happylilquartergodofdeath @hananor17sides @quinnly-logical @thatsandersguy

[twofacedsssssnake]

Hm...

*That, is the sound of getting an idea. Janus don't. Janus don't do this look at Remus, he'd be so cooked.*

Hmmmm........

[yeskeeppettingmymustache]

Dont even speak. No. Dont say it. *ready to bonk janus with his morningstar*

[twofacedsssssnake]

Nah, thats more of a Patton thing, honestly. Though I could ask him

*Janus has a teasing smile*

[yeskeeppettingmymustache]

D O N T *gets ready to bonk janus*

[twofacedsssssnake]

*He doesn't drop that teasing smile* Maybe I will, maybe I wont, who knows?

[yeskeeppettingmymustache]

*bonks janus repeatedly as if he's a piñata*

[yeskeeppettingmymustache]

I love writing jokes at night because when I wake up I dont remember writing them and I get to laugh at them #selflove

[yeskeeppettingmymustache]

if i told you not to press a button would you press it anyway?

no of course not!

yeah duh. dont tell me what to do

"I am remus" button dont click

button clicker button to click

Remaining time: 5 days 10 hours

[yeskeeppettingmymustache]

*approaching at impossible speeds*

WE-WEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

— @happylilquartergodofdeath

(Hehehe smol bob time :3)

(Also HIII IM ALIVE)

AAAAAAAA *catches bob and twirls him around* hiya little one! Did ya miss me that badly? I havent been gone for that long have I?

[happylilquartergodofdeath]

*pat pat pat pat pat* WEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWE

[yeskeeppettingmymustache]

Awww ive been gone for that long? Sorry squirt. Im here now! And I have aaaaaaall the time in the world for you!

[happylilquartergodofdeath]

*grabs his nose*

WE-WE

[yeskeeppettingmymustache]

*giggles and blows air at lil bob*

[happylilquartergodofdeath]

*tries to eat the air*

[yeskeeppettingmymustache]

*gives him cotton candy* here! Edible air!

[yeskeeppettingmymustache]

*Knock knock knock*

*Now who could that be?*

( @amlogansanders for Remus' birfday - <3)

COME IN *yelling way louder than he has to considering hes very close*

*one of his tentacles opens the door, revealing his room thats somehow even messier than normal. Art supplies are scattered everywhere with in the middle Remus, who's sketching something on a piece of weathered paper. Hes probably forgotten about his birthday*

[amlogansanders]

*Logan enters and nearly falls over a stack of papers. He has one hand behind his back and he looks nervous. Oh. Present time. It's one of the only times Logan ever looks nervous. When giving gifts* Happy birthday. *Gods- he even sounds tense*

[yeskeeppettingmymustache]

Wait thats today? *memory worse than a goldfish* awwww you remembered!!! Gimme that!!! *makes grabby hands at the present. He loves getting presents so much*

[amlogansanders]

*Logan hands Remus a bag full of things he forraged from the woods of the Imagination. Mushrooms and stones and flowers to press all in a small bag. It's frankly adorable. Along with that there's a book of fables directly from his own Library of Alexander* If you find this unsatisfactory I also am willing to participate in one experiment of your choice without exception or backing out.

[yeskeeppettingmymustache]

*his eyes start shining in the most literal sense* SO PRETTYYYYY *tackles logan into a hug* I LOVE IT I LOVE IT I LOVE IT

[yeskeeppettingmymustache]

I WILL hug you while being covered in dirt and you cant stop me :>

@roman-the-royal @theprincelyprince @more-than-just-orange-eyes @wrath-and-irrationality @twofacedsssssnake @janus-sanders-offical @serpentofsanders @pattonlovespuppies @amlogansanders @logansanders-raven @thelogicaldarkside @notvirgilsanderswhatwhosaidiwas @virgilsanders-anxiety @virgil-sanders-offical @virgilsandersrpblog @mytwstdnightmrr @the-remy-offical @happylilquartergodofdeath @hananor17sides @quinnly-logical @thatsandersguy

[amlogansanders]

You will not if you'd like to keep your arms intact.

[yeskeeppettingmymustache]

I can just regenerate them *shrugs*

[amlogansanders]

Your arms too? I thought it was only your tentacles?

[yeskeeppettingmymustache]

Yeah those too. Dont ask how I found out

[amlogansanders]

... How did you find out?

[yeskeeppettingmymustache]

What did i literally just say? Are you deaf?

[amlogansanders]

How did you find out, Re?

[yeskeeppettingmymustache]

I got my arm stuck in the lawnmower. And maybe some other parts of me got stuck too. In my defense it was a big lawnmower

[amlogansanders]

You get injured too often. You need to stop putting yourself in dangerous situations on purpose

[yeskeeppettingmymustache]

IT WAS AN ACCIDENT I SWEAR

[amlogansanders]

How do you accidentally do that?

[yeskeeppettingmymustache]

I DONT KNOW IT JUST ATTACKED ME OKAY??

[yeskeeppettingmymustache]

You ever just stare at a word for a very long time and feel like its spelled incorrectly but its spelled correctly but it just feels wrong?

@roman-the-royal @theprincelyprince @more-than-just-orange-eyes @wrath-and-irrationality @twofacedsssssnake @janus-sanders-offical @serpentofsanders @pattonlovespuppies @amlogansanders @logansanders-raven @thelogicaldarkside @notvirgilsanderswhatwhosaidiwas @virgilsanders-anxiety @virgil-sanders-offical @virgilsandersrpblog @mytwstdnightmrr @the-remy-offical @happylilquartergodofdeath @hananor17sides @quinnly-logical @thatsandersguy

[twofacedsssssnake]

Last time, it was Croissant. What word is it for you, dear?

*Janus as usual does not look up from his book and wine as he talks to Re*

[yeskeeppettingmymustache]

Pronunciation. I hate that word. Why. Why word why.

[twofacedsssssnake]

Because English is the most efficient language ever written.

[yeskeeppettingmymustache]

Can't we just kill English as a whole.

[twofacedsssssnake]

Be my guest.

[yeskeeppettingmymustache]

How do I do that though... do I just kill everyone who speaks English?

[twofacedsssssnake]

Certainement.

[ Above is french translation for "certainly." ]

[yeskeeppettingmymustache]

*grins maniacally* Esto va a ser divertido.

[Translation: this will be fun]

[yeskeeppettingmymustache]

If we ever get a swear jar id be so fucking cooked. Id actually be so broke. Id be the cartoon character who opens their wallet and a fly comes out along with some buttons and random small objects. That'd be me.

@roman-the-royal @theprincelyprince @more-than-just-orange-eyes @wrath-and-irrationality @twofacedsssssnake @janus-sanders-offical @serpentofsanders @pattonlovespuppies @amlogansanders @logansanders-raven @thelogicaldarkside @notvirgilsanderswhatwhosaidiwas @virgilsanders-anxiety @virgil-sanders-offical @virgilsandersrpblog @mytwstdnightmrr @the-remy-offical @happylilquartergodofdeath @hananor17sides @quinnly-logical @thatsandersguy

[twofacedsssssnake]

Hm...

*That, is the sound of getting an idea. Janus don't. Janus don't do this look at Remus, he'd be so cooked.*

Hmmmm........

[yeskeeppettingmymustache]

Dont even speak. No. Dont say it. *ready to bonk janus with his morningstar*

[twofacedsssssnake]

Nah, thats more of a Patton thing, honestly. Though I could ask him

*Janus has a teasing smile*

[yeskeeppettingmymustache]

D O N T *gets ready to bonk janus*

[yeskeeppettingmymustache]

Tempted to do crimes while dressed up as hello kitty

[yeskeeppettingmymustache]

If we ever get a swear jar id be so fucking cooked. Id actually be so broke. Id be the cartoon character who opens their wallet and a fly comes out along with some buttons and random small objects. That'd be me.

@roman-the-royal @theprincelyprince @more-than-just-orange-eyes @wrath-and-irrationality @twofacedsssssnake @janus-sanders-offical @serpentofsanders @pattonlovespuppies @amlogansanders @logansanders-raven @thelogicaldarkside @notvirgilsanderswhatwhosaidiwas @virgilsanders-anxiety @virgil-sanders-offical @virgilsandersrpblog @mytwstdnightmrr @the-remy-offical @happylilquartergodofdeath @hananor17sides @quinnly-logical @thatsandersguy

[twofacedsssssnake]

Hm...

*That, is the sound of getting an idea. Janus don't. Janus don't do this look at Remus, he'd be so cooked.*

Hmmmm........

[yeskeeppettingmymustache]

Dont even speak. No. Dont say it. *ready to bonk janus with his morningstar*

[yeskeeppettingmymustache]

*approaching at impossible speeds*

WE-WEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

— @happylilquartergodofdeath

(Hehehe smol bob time :3)

(Also HIII IM ALIVE)

AAAAAAAA *catches bob and twirls him around* hiya little one! Did ya miss me that badly? I havent been gone for that long have I?

[happylilquartergodofdeath]

*pat pat pat pat pat* WEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWE

[yeskeeppettingmymustache]

Awww ive been gone for that long? Sorry squirt. Im here now! And I have aaaaaaall the time in the world for you!

[happylilquartergodofdeath]

*grabs his nose*

WE-WE

[yeskeeppettingmymustache]

*giggles and blows air at lil bob*

[yeskeeppettingmymustache]

You ever just stare at a word for a very long time and feel like its spelled incorrectly but its spelled correctly but it just feels wrong?

@roman-the-royal @theprincelyprince @more-than-just-orange-eyes @wrath-and-irrationality @twofacedsssssnake @janus-sanders-offical @serpentofsanders @pattonlovespuppies @amlogansanders @logansanders-raven @thelogicaldarkside @notvirgilsanderswhatwhosaidiwas @virgilsanders-anxiety @virgil-sanders-offical @virgilsandersrpblog @mytwstdnightmrr @the-remy-offical @happylilquartergodofdeath @hananor17sides @quinnly-logical @thatsandersguy

[twofacedsssssnake]

Last time, it was Croissant. What word is it for you, dear?

*Janus as usual does not look up from his book and wine as he talks to Re*

[yeskeeppettingmymustache]

Pronunciation. I hate that word. Why. Why word why.

[twofacedsssssnake]

Because English is the most efficient language ever written.

[yeskeeppettingmymustache]

Can't we just kill English as a whole.

[twofacedsssssnake]

Be my guest.

[yeskeeppettingmymustache]

How do I do that though... do I just kill everyone who speaks English?

[yeskeeppettingmymustache]

What type of weed have you been smoking, and where can I get some?

I got it from Jeff my drugsdealer. Hes a good man. He makes it himself. No clue what he actually uses to make the weed hit that hard but good lord is it good

[yeskeeppettingmymustache]

If we ever get a swear jar id be so fucking cooked. Id actually be so broke. Id be the cartoon character who opens their wallet and a fly comes out along with some buttons and random small objects. That'd be me.

@roman-the-royal @theprincelyprince @more-than-just-orange-eyes @wrath-and-irrationality @twofacedsssssnake @janus-sanders-offical @serpentofsanders @pattonlovespuppies @amlogansanders @logansanders-raven @thelogicaldarkside @notvirgilsanderswhatwhosaidiwas @virgilsanders-anxiety @virgil-sanders-offical @virgilsandersrpblog @mytwstdnightmrr @the-remy-offical @happylilquartergodofdeath @hananor17sides @quinnly-logical @thatsandersguy

[yeskeeppettingmymustache]

You ever just stare at a word for a very long time and feel like its spelled incorrectly but its spelled correctly but it just feels wrong?

@roman-the-royal @theprincelyprince @more-than-just-orange-eyes @wrath-and-irrationality @twofacedsssssnake @janus-sanders-offical @serpentofsanders @pattonlovespuppies @amlogansanders @logansanders-raven @thelogicaldarkside @notvirgilsanderswhatwhosaidiwas @virgilsanders-anxiety @virgil-sanders-offical @virgilsandersrpblog @mytwstdnightmrr @the-remy-offical @happylilquartergodofdeath @hananor17sides @quinnly-logical @thatsandersguy

[twofacedsssssnake]

Last time, it was Croissant. What word is it for you, dear?

*Janus as usual does not look up from his book and wine as he talks to Re*

[yeskeeppettingmymustache]

Pronunciation. I hate that word. Why. Why word why.

[twofacedsssssnake]

Because English is the most efficient language ever written.

[yeskeeppettingmymustache]

Can't we just kill English as a whole.