the one and only chaos demon!!!

any pronouns! gender is a scam im very normal I promise!! bored and chronically online warning! shameless flirt!!

[yeskeeppettingmymustache]

HELLO EVERYONE

IT IS I

stay here for a while for some silliness and chaos!

okay bye im gonna terrorize my brother dearest now byeeeeee

*disappears into the void*

my headcanons for remus

list of torture methods <3

just a heads up: mod is 17 y/o (turning 18 in less than half a year, good lord im getting old) and very chaotic

this is a sideblog so if I follow you back it'll be with my main: @supermilkshakebanana

interact with me! Im not picky with who I interact with

DNI: r3mr0m, any kind of hate spreading people and other unpleasant people i guess

If you want me to tag a certain trigger warning pls say so! I dont want to trigger anyone ❤️

[yeskeeppettingmymustache]

*something in Remus' room moves. Like something tiny pushed it from behind. Theres a little hiss of frustration. Then another nudge.*

-- @twofacedsssssnake [ :3 ] [ Baby snek >:3 ]

*squints at the thing moving from across the room* weird. I could've sworn ive gotten rid of the shrunk cows a week ago... *walks over to the thing* oh hello there snakey. How did you end up here? *yoinks janus up in the air*

[yeskeeppettingmymustache]

I FORGET TO TURN OFF MY NOTIFICATION SOUND FOR ONE FUCKING NIGHT AND EXACTLY THAT NIGHT I GET A FUCKING NOTIFICATION IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GODDAMN NIGHT WHEN I NEVER GET ANY NORMALLY WHAT THE HELL IS THIS BULLSHIT

[amlogansanders]

What was the notification?

[yeskeeppettingmymustache]

Wanna guess? 😏

[yeskeeppettingmymustache]

I FORGET TO TURN OFF MY NOTIFICATION SOUND FOR ONE FUCKING NIGHT AND EXACTLY THAT NIGHT I GET A FUCKING NOTIFICATION IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GODDAMN NIGHT WHEN I NEVER GET ANY NORMALLY WHAT THE HELL IS THIS BULLSHIT

[yeskeeppettingmymustache]

*yeets whimsy at u* go be silly! Be free!

[yeskeeppettingmymustache]

Fuck it imma start killing people. Nobody can stop me now hehehehehe

Sorry about your village broski the urges are too strong today

@roman-the-royal @theprincelyprince

[yeskeeppettingmymustache]

Chat... murder can be good right? Right??

[yeskeeppettingmymustache]

Trying to improve my morals after patton kept nagging me but goddamn murder is tempting as fuck

[yeskeeppettingmymustache]

Would it be considered nudity if im wearing a full body suit that looks like a naked person? Asking for a friend

@roman-the-royal @theprincelyprince @more-than-just-orange-eyes @wrath-and-irrationality @twofacedsssssnake @janus-sanders-offical @serpentofsanders @pattonlovespuppies @amlogansanders @logansanders-raven @thelogicaldarkside @notvirgilsanderswhatwhosaidiwas @virgilsanders-anxiety @virgil-sanders-offical @virgilsandersrpblog @mytwstdnightmrr @supreme-edgelord @the-remy-offical @happylilquartergodofdeath @hananor17sides @quinnly-logical @thatsandersguy

[amlogansanders]

Remus.

Do not.

[yeskeeppettingmymustache]

Why nottttt? :D

[amlogansanders]

Bad idea. Very very bad idea. Do not plant this idea into Thomas' brain.

[yeskeeppettingmymustache]

Uhmmmmmm I might be creating a dream about this for him? Maybe? Perhaps?

[amlogansanders]

I advise against that.

[yeskeeppettingmymustache]

Too late. Its already a draft.

[amlogansanders]

would you still love me if i didnt like crofters? hypothetically?

@yeskeeppettingmymustache

. . . Why do you ask?

[yeskeeppettingmymustache]

I had a dream where I didnt like crofters and told you and you killed me :(

[amlogansanders]

But it was just a dream. You do still like crofters, don't you?

[yeskeeppettingmymustache]

*long pause* maybe. What if I said no?

[yeskeeppettingmymustache]

Epic screenshot of logan admitting hes a catboy from a while ago

@amlogansanders

[kingsley-the-moth]

you should reblog this every month to taunt him

[yeskeeppettingmymustache]

@amlogansanders

[amlogansanders]

(Damn. Nearly a year. What do we do to torment him about the anniversary in a month?)

NOTHING. You should do nothing and plan nothing whatsoever.

[yeskeeppettingmymustache]

Hmmmmm thinking of extending the torment by a year..... tempting....

[yeskeeppettingmymustache]

Would it be considered nudity if im wearing a full body suit that looks like a naked person? Asking for a friend

@roman-the-royal @theprincelyprince @more-than-just-orange-eyes @wrath-and-irrationality @twofacedsssssnake @janus-sanders-offical @serpentofsanders @pattonlovespuppies @amlogansanders @logansanders-raven @thelogicaldarkside @notvirgilsanderswhatwhosaidiwas @virgilsanders-anxiety @virgil-sanders-offical @virgilsandersrpblog @mytwstdnightmrr @supreme-edgelord @the-remy-offical @happylilquartergodofdeath @hananor17sides @quinnly-logical @thatsandersguy

[serpentofsanders]

Technically speaking, no...

[yeskeeppettingmymustache]

Okay thanks!!!! Kisses love you mwah 😘

[yeskeeppettingmymustache]

Would it be considered nudity if im wearing a full body suit that looks like a naked person? Asking for a friend

@roman-the-royal @theprincelyprince @more-than-just-orange-eyes @wrath-and-irrationality @twofacedsssssnake @janus-sanders-offical @serpentofsanders @pattonlovespuppies @amlogansanders @logansanders-raven @thelogicaldarkside @notvirgilsanderswhatwhosaidiwas @virgilsanders-anxiety @virgil-sanders-offical @virgilsandersrpblog @mytwstdnightmrr @supreme-edgelord @the-remy-offical @happylilquartergodofdeath @hananor17sides @quinnly-logical @thatsandersguy

[amlogansanders]

Remus.

Do not.

[yeskeeppettingmymustache]

Why nottttt? :D

[amlogansanders]

Bad idea. Very very bad idea. Do not plant this idea into Thomas' brain.

[yeskeeppettingmymustache]

Uhmmmmmm I might be creating a dream about this for him? Maybe? Perhaps?

[amlogansanders]

would you still love me if i didnt like crofters? hypothetically?

@yeskeeppettingmymustache

. . . Why do you ask?

[yeskeeppettingmymustache]

I had a dream where I didnt like crofters and told you and you killed me :(

[yeskeeppettingmymustache]

Epic screenshot of logan admitting hes a catboy from a while ago

@amlogansanders

[kingsley-the-moth]

you should reblog this every month to taunt him

[yeskeeppettingmymustache]

@amlogansanders

[smooshler]

Dukexiety shitpost

[virgil-sanders-offical]

@yeskeeppettingmymustache this is every conversation with you

oh, and, please do not take this posts suggestion seriously.

[yeskeeppettingmymustache]

Buttholes are also good at smuggling things in. And it also makes the border security uncomfortable as fuck! Trust me I know 😌

[yeskeeppettingmymustache]

Would it be considered nudity if im wearing a full body suit that looks like a naked person? Asking for a friend

@roman-the-royal @theprincelyprince @more-than-just-orange-eyes @wrath-and-irrationality @twofacedsssssnake @janus-sanders-offical @serpentofsanders @pattonlovespuppies @amlogansanders @logansanders-raven @thelogicaldarkside @notvirgilsanderswhatwhosaidiwas @virgilsanders-anxiety @virgil-sanders-offical @virgilsandersrpblog @mytwstdnightmrr @supreme-edgelord @the-remy-offical @happylilquartergodofdeath @hananor17sides @quinnly-logical @thatsandersguy

[virgil-sanders-offical]

i dont think anyone wants to see that, even tho it is technically not nudity

[yeskeeppettingmymustache]

But it funny :(

[virgil-sanders-offical]

i’m gonna quote patton rn:

“it’s not funny unless everyone agrees its funny.”

uhh. yeah. gonna go read now

[yeskeeppettingmymustache]

Well... I disagree :(

[virgil-sanders-offical]

i disagree with your disagreement

[yeskeeppettingmymustache]

Agree to disagree?

[virgil-sanders-offical]

only if it means ur not wearing a naked suit

[yeskeeppettingmymustache]

Ughhhh fineeeeeee :(((((((