don't know a darn thing.

if you see this blog, no u DON'T archive + nsft blog.

[my-dailydreams]

[effemimaniac]

Sex Isn't Real And You Can't Have It

[wizardshark]

Yes master card.

Sorry master card.

[faerytale-wings]

Husband called me into the bedroom to show me the tag on our mattress cover, he was very proud.

“This seems like something tumblr will like! It’ll get you all the notes…ReTumbls? It’ll get you all the ReTumbls.”

[faerytale-wings]

It’s important you all know he has this opened on his second monitor, delightedly refreshing it every few minutes to read the notes.

[radwolf76]

[faerytale-wings]

Yes. Yes he is.

[frogeyedape]

Prev(op)'s tags:

Bwahaha now I haven't checked the early notes because holy scrolling no thanks but the curse numbers as listed leave out the important small fry 1k and 5k!

Basically a blog that ordinarily gets 0-20 notes per post reaching 1k is a serious & semi-exciting flurry of activity. It's mostly a good thing! EXCEPT that it invokes tumblr troll/goblin greed for pvp...

So if said blog should by accident gain 5k notes on a single post...maybe their notifications are broken for a week or whatever. It's temporarily unpleasant/exciting but dies down.

10k is where the notes situation becomes untenable &&& you severely increase the risk of exposure to people outside your bubble who will react very unreasonably and/or barrage your (ask) inbox with obnoxiouness. Tumblr might cease to function for you for...a while. It's never happened to me (thank you? lol) (this IS an invocation of the curse yes i am aware) (please don't do it to me) (but as this is op's post...i probably won't be the one to suffer if it keeps happening to this particular reblog)...so I can't say how long that might last. I estimate a month

So 10k and 20k are the first big bads b/c decimal system + relatively achievable goal for gremlins cursing you with notes...but as with 30/40 years of age, they're milestones, sure, but they're not your age of majority or 1st half century are they? So 30k/40k curse is rarer

100k is hard to hit unless it's a truly viral post--but is absolutely achievable over even just a few days. (If note momentum is crawling as you enter week 3 it's unlikely the gremlin crowd will keep up the dedicated focus but still possible). 250k or whatever is technically possible but generally takes too long to generate notes so there's insufficient momentum to keep the gremlin note wheel turning and mostly it's just. Not worth the effort & disappointment of falling faaaaaar short of the goal

Then there's those accidentally famous blogs that hit 100k+ over and over again and become popularities in the tumblr ecosphere...

@thebibliosphere you blow up a lot. Have your notes ever settled down? (No pressure to respond)

[thebibliosphere]

I haven’t known peace since 2016

[gummiebearz]

i dont care about his tragic backstory i just want to see him moaning

[sexyrpmemes]

Rough

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[sexyrpmemes]

Public pt 3

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[nsfw-meme-warehouse]

Anonymously tell my muse how you would fuck them

Be as specific and detailed as possible!

[tatsunotsurugi]

back, but i have work today, so not ENTIRELY back. do have internet though, yippie.

[kiwisbell]

competence gets me hot. fix my car. open a jar. kill a man. idgaf just do it well

[bonbobi]

so what if I sucked his dick. his knuckles were split and bloody from defending my safety and my honour what else was I supposed to do

[pupsinbox]

❛  if you keep looking at me like that i don’t think i’ll be able to control myself any longer.  ❜ also @ deckplays for akira or surprise me

Lowering his glasses when giving a smile of the other while just teasing them, "Looking at you? How so?~ Heheh." that teasing nature just be from his thief persona when that would peek through and finding it fun, "You do look wonderful to look upon, so what you so worked up about? Mmm?~" eventually setting his glasses aside when continuing to stare before winking at the other with a soft hum.

[spookys4pphic]

“You’re a nerd” I say as I look at you with heart eyes while you info dump to me

[sinister-femme]

i <3 nerds, i say in the hope of the info dumping being the same time as the cum dumping

[pupsinbox]

-

Groaning when pressed against the table despite it being cluttered with all that he had there, sucking in a breath when feeling his crotch pressed against Nikamo's. Any response he may have would be heard as a soft sigh when swallowing a little from such like this.

Finding himself moving with how Nikamo moved while growing stiffer as well of that aching need to be relieved in some fashion, halflidded when looking at the other with that soft growl but making a sound when his collar bones were being licked.

"N-Nikamo... m-mmm."

Breathy from how he sounded while struggling to get out of his clothes given the position but the mauling of his body would continue, finding himself wanting such a thing while slow to realize that when desire be brought to the surface. While such skin be taking time in revealing due to the position when trying to get his clothes off right now.

[ygo5ds]

-

It's a struggle to get Yuusei's clothing off, but Nikamo allowed him a brief moment of reprieve. Emphasis on brief. The moment Yuusei's shirt && jacket were gone, he was right back. His tongue ran over offered nipples, suckling even.

Not a single part of Yuusei left untouched, places where drying saliva lay quickly re-wetted. Eventually, Nikamo groaned loudly, bothered by the all-too-tight tent in his pants. Unlike Yuusei, it's far less a reluctant / sloppy show, pants unbuckled && left pooled around ankles.

His boxers had a noted damp spot where his cock head dribbled, clearly impatient to continue on. He had to get Yuusei ready to continue first, though. His heartbeat, already quick, felt like it was about to jump from his chest. Blood continued to rush downwards as Nikamo adjusted, grinding his arousal against Yuusei's own, groaning all the while. Still, he'd play his part, scenting the half-dragon all over, present himself as a proper mate. "You look so cute right now, I could eat you up." Even more than what he was already doing - his mouth roaming whatever was in reach.

He squeezed Yuusei's muscular form once more, hands snaking to the other's front. Ghosting touches, a far cry from his rough treatment, running the length of Yuusei's outline that wasn't being currently ground against.

Not a single thought to remove his own clothes beyond that fact.

[pupsinbox]

-

"It's... fine..."

Brows twitching but he wasn't objecting of this while that a purr would sound, the nipping make him jump but again it be a first when having one do this sort of thing.

"G-Guh... mmm..." grabbing at the other out response to the sensation of those teeth sinking into his neck and rolling his eyes back before closing them a bit, "I'll let ya... mrmmm... damnit..." unable to keep those claws from coming out when they dig into Nikamo while hearing the soft puffs of breath Yusei would make.

"Presenting? Cute??"

That be something he didn't have a clue of while feeling so damn dizzy and hot right now when alone in the garage here, earning growl but it be of the flustered sort when seeing how red his face be and being given a lot of kisses that be like he be chewed upon.

[ygo5ds]

If he said so, there was no reason for Nikamo to hold back. He pressed Yuusei into the nearest surface, a table cluttered with half-done projects && tools. Something for Yuusei to tinker with, he supposed. "Do you even hear yourself?" Nikamo inquired as he pressed his crotch against Yuusei's.

A large bulge, noticeable but only now drawn attention to, reactive-stiffening with every noise that passed Yuusei's lips. Another growl passed lips, as they ground their hips together. "Yuusei," voice rumbling, tongue desperately licking down - worshipping even, collar bones.

"Take your clothes off for me, Yuusei." Though it would've been hard to do so with how Nikamo continued to maul Yuusei's body, starved.

[thisusernotfoundatthismoment]

masturbating before bedtime together over the phone >>>>>>>

[rainbow-skittles-deactivated202]

Goals 😂

[ygo5ds]

X.

"If you don't want to, you just have to say," despite his words, he continued to trail down his prison mark until reaching his jawline. Cute. A deep growl rumbled in the traveler's chest, reacting just in kind. He nipped at the other's jaw, lightly marking.

Hands pulled Yuusei closer, lingering in the man's heat. Cute, cute. "But if you let me, I'll make it good for you, I promise." He assured, teeth sinking into the other's neck. He nursed a bruise, hungry.

"You're so cute sometimes. Look at you. Presenting without even knowing it." Nails dug into Yuusei's back, no longer ghosting, but taking. He scraped downwards, fabric pulled with, until landing on strong thighs. Nikamo continued his kiss assault on the other man until Yuusei looked mauled && chewed by wolves.

[lightyourpyre]

x @ygo5ds

Judai hummed, "I don't think so." he mused as he allowed himself to be easily pulled over, planting his knee on the corner of the bed. "I got everything i needed to do done yesterday." Precisely for this reason, but that's nothing he'd ever admit aloud.

"Unless you had something that you were dying to get done. I suppose I could wait." He tilts his head, revealing his collarbone. "I wouldn't blame you for needing to before a... treat." He sits. It would never cease to amaze him how they'd gotten here, comfortable enough for the other to be lounging like this, calling him princess of all things.

Anyone else would have their teeth kicked in.

[ygo5ds]

Rough hands ran over the other's polyester shirt, clearly enjoying the idea that Juudai dressed up just for Nikamo to tear it off. He supposed in all their rendezvous, Juudai would've picked up just how he loved stripping the other. "Lucky me, you never do that." He lightly teased, lifting Juudai's hand to nip at fingers.

Lips trailed from hand to similarly toughened fingers up to shoulders, nursing hickies back into their darkened state, 'til he landed on collarbones. He lapped at offered skin like a hungry dog to water, his other hand moving to squeeze hips. It was rare for the wanderer to be around for so long, but in these moments, there was no need to rush 'less they were both frantic && wanting.

Unlike Juudai, however, Nikamo hardly bothered to dress right back up: proudly showing off muscles long earned, && earlier welts on shoulder blades. Only a pair of yoga pants that hung low on his hip provided any privacy, but even that was hardly hiding anything. Cock outline, so familiar, somewhat plain as day. "Mm~, you look good like this." All marked up.