Yarn Vizier

Agh.. what is it that you could possibly want? As you should know, I am a very busy sorcerer, and I don't like to be interrupted with trivial things such as yours. So be quick about it! (RP account for Yin-Yarn, the villain from Kirby's Epic Yarn)

[villainsvoice]

Visit Original Link

This is my Yin-Yarn voice acting for my send off message I made on my old Yin-Yarn RP blog yesterday. There is a LOT of history behind it, and it was nearly eight years ago that I first started voice acting, and all of it started with Yin-Yarn. I made friends back then who I almost never get to talk to anymore, everyone went their own separate ways, but I will never forget the good times, no matter how old I get. If some things in the audio sound very strange for the character, please understand this was done through years of roleplay with friends who I cherished more than anything. This was my finale to the character. Enjoy.

[yin-yarn]

"Oh hey, you're that Yarn guy! How have you been?"

Why, wonderful of course! How could I not be..?

…Well, to be truthful, I am doing alright. I admit, my house used to be a lot busier years ago then it is today. You should have seen it! I used to have a Plasma Wisp I used to treat as a son.. but since those days of his youth, I’m afraid he got a little too old for his toys, and since then he’s moved onto bigger and better things.. I still keep a hold of his old toys I knit for him though for safekeeping. I will never forget making those for him, and I do miss him dearly, sometimes I look into his room, knowing full well he won’t be there in his bed sleeping like he used to. I’m hoping he comes around soon, I always steam up a hot glass of water every so often just in case! I even used to have a small room dedicated to Meta Knight for visits.. we used to get into fights quite a lot, but we became great family down the line, And goodness me even a goofy Gordo who used to get himself into trouble quite a lot! A Noddy who used to sleep on my hat, Squashini who I of course could never forget, I made him after all! And of course I could never dream of forgetting Dark Matter, that boy was one of my best friends, and a true companion, a heart made of gold underneath a dark exterior!

Ahh but.. that was years ago. I’m afraid my house is mine and mine alone now. It is peaceful and quiet, but I often think of them, and I will never forget any of them..

Now if you’ll excuse me.. I think I have some knitting to do.. I’ve gotten so much slower these days, but who could blame me? Nyehehe.. Mmm.. one last time by the fireplace, to remember.. I always will.

Thank you.

[kawwie]

Dark Matter is a total dweeb

[dalmun]

i know, right?

[eryn-randir-closedaccount-deact]

I completely agree.

[yin-yarn]

Yeah, pretty much.

[puppetmastertaranza]

Bad idea on Yin-Yarn’s part, since there are no species of feline in Floralia. At least, none that are native to the land. The sound only made Taranza sure that something that did not belong was there… and it gave away the exact spot the intruder was at.

Instead of immediately heading towards the sound, he made a quiet ‘hm’ noise, drifted in the opposite direction, as if he wasn’t going to bother with it. Only a few moments later did he suddenly whirl around and rush towards the corner, flipping around it to come face-to-face with the intruder. It was an attempt to fake them out. Hopefully he’d get to see a startled reaction, that certainly would be amusing…

Now, what did he have here…? A… thread-like being? Interesting, yet regardless, it came into the castle without his permission. Right now, his curiosity could wait.

“Well! Were you attempting to pass off as an animal? Apologies, but you’d have to do better than that, trespasser…”

[yin-yarn]

Phew.. that was a close one.. it seemed like Yin-Yarn was almost caught! Good thing that this boy had no idea where Yin-Yarn was.. man was that boy stupi-- BOOM, Yin-Yarn was now looking directly into the pale life-less looking eyes of the stranger. It made him quickly jolt upwards in surprise.

Waaaaaahhh!! Y-You didn’t see- you uhh.. trespasser? Ahaha.. no no I..

Yin-Yarn started to think for a moment, he couldn’t just tell this guy that he was actually intruding, that would be bad. He wasn’t sure why, he just figured it would be. And he /definitely/ couldn’t tell him that he was a villain and terrorizer of Dreamland, he might have affiliations with that place. He thought up a lie quickly with that silver tongue and mind of his, thinking of the boys sleeping problem he overheard.

Oh.. Ahem.. ehh.. no no! You are mistaken! I am no intruder, I just didn’t want to disturb you and I was shy..! I was merely sent by someone in this palace to come and prepare a nice warm sleep for you, yes indeed! Apparently you are having sleeping problems, yes? Well look no further, as I am the best craftsman when it comes to fabric that there is! A good nights sleep? Well look no further, a regal, supreme bed with a cushy mattress, alongside a silky blanket, I can easily make and give to you, indeed!

[puppetmastertaranza]

The floralian shook his head, letting out another sigh. How frustrating this situation was. Is he really expected to keep Royal Road in order while in this state? He had dealt with sleep deprivation before due to nightmares, but for a long while, he had been getting better… now, it was only worsening again. Why was that? Is there simply too much on his mind? Is he ill? Whatever the reason may be, it was stressing.

(…Perhaps I should prepare a cup of tea. It would be calm—?)

He tensed up, catching sight of… something, out of the eyes on the back of his head. It was a brief glimpse, and while he didn’t know what he saw, it was enough to kick the arachnid into a cautious mode. Slowly, Taranza turned around, staring almost directly at the spot where the intruder was hiding.

“…Is someone there?”

[yin-yarn]

Oh no! Oh goodness.. Yin-Yarn was in for it now, how was this guy able to even predict where he was? It was like.. he had eyes in the back of his head! Yin-Yarn didn’t really know what to do, he was usually very silent and it was rare that people ever caught him. He did the first thing that he thought would be wise and strategic.

Meoooowwww~!

Yin-Yarn made a long cat sound from behind the corner, hoping that this man would just think it was a cat and leave him alone.

[puppetmastertaranza]

The floralian ran a hand through his hair, a heavy sigh escaping him. “…Maybe… maybe I should… stop taking naps. Only sleep when I really need to…”

“I’ve been so tired lately, but… tch. I can barely stand it…”

[yin-yarn]

Yin-Yarn had been waltzing through Dream Land again as per the norm, it was a shame that he was such a wanted criminal, otherwise he would parade it much more out into the open. Instead, he would avoid Waddle Dee’s and other creatures for as well as he could, surely they would have seen “Wanted” pictures of him.

It was all well and good until he accidentally bonked his nose into a gigantic root in the ground. Yin-Yarn rubbed his nose and looked up, this thing was enormous.

Eh? What in the blazes? I’ve never seen this thing here before.. Has his Majesty implanted some sort of flower into his fields? I guess I should find out before it burns in me to find out.. Nyehehe..

Yin-Yarn snuck around as he found this big and regal place, probably filled to the brim with guards. As he snuck around a bit, he could hear some odd man speaking about taking naps and being tired. Goodness did Yin-Yarn know a thing or two about that.. he used to create the finest blankets that could be found throughout the land before things went wrong.. this was an odd discussion. Yin-Yarn sneakily looked around the corner to take a look at this man, an odd bug creature with silky silver hair and interesting attire..? What was going on here? Did Yin-Yarn miss out on this much?

[yin-yarn]

What if you were POSSESED by DARK MATTER?

If I were possessed by Dark Matter? Poppycock! Me and that man go way back.. and by way back perhaps I mean a year or two.. *shakes head* but still, it has been a long time, so there is no reason for him to do so! 

..And besides having a third eye would just be yucky..

[patchpuffball-deactivated201705]

// on January 27th 2013 the kirby fandom was still very well put together and one person reblogged an ask meme that involved sending a ♥ if you thought they were quality/had a crush on them…

Read More

[askbluekirby]

(( THE CREW ))

[metaknight-responds]

(Reblogging because this was a great group of people- well still is to the ones who remain!. Very nice indeed. It’s a shame life got in the way and altered some things. I’m shocked you still have this, Patch! <3. I wouldn’t be here if it wasn’t for many of the people up above! )

[yin-yarn]

(Wonderful memories, that's for sure. I definitely need to do more with Yin-Yarn and just voice acting him in general. Expect to see some things in the future, Patch really does spark some memories.)

[yin-yarn]

Business Calls (RP W/ HolyNightmareCorporation)

[holynightmarecorporation]

That was a shame. No computers in Patch Land? It sounded like a primitive wasteland. No wonder Yin-Yarn wanted to rule Dream Land. At least there was some technology there.

"Hmm… From what you tell me, I can try to come with a conversion rate. Each silver button is worth 1 credit, gold buttons are worth 5, and crystal beads are worth 10. If it’s easier for you, I can tell you the prices of Demon Beasts in your currency.

"Now, on to our wares! I can offer you four different Demon Beasts today. Let me introduce them to you!" Show time, he thought. This was what he did best. "Well, I told you about one already. Kracko! We also have powerful Demon Beasts such as Broom King, Sasuke, and Blocky!" As he said those three Demon Beasts’ names, he swiped his screen. Images of the Demon Beasts should have appeared on screen. However, Yin-Yarn was using an old model phone. Nothing happened, except a small message appeared saying ‘ERROR: Device not compatible.’ CS noticed this immediately and removed the message.

"I’m terribly sorry. Our new tech isn’t compatible with your phone, so I can’t show you any images of the Demon Beasts. I’ll explain the old fashioned way. Good times, they were.

Broom King can control any brooms within the vicinity and run its enemies into the ground with trash.

Sasuke is a master fireworks expert. Deadly weaponized fireworks, just to be clear. I should warn you that Sasuke doesn’t look like much, but he’s easily offended. I recommend you let him work on his weapons, and do not under any circumstances bother him until he’s prepared to battle.

Blocky is a super heavy Demon Beast with the power to crush its opponents with ease.

"Which one would you like? And please, take your time in making these decisions if you need it."

[yin-yarn]

Yin-Yarn was honestly not too dismayed at the fact that he was going to have to pay for services with outside help for attempting to defeat Kirby. Besides, Yin-Yarn had a lot of Beads and Buttons stored up from not being able to shop at any stores in Patchland, nobody would let him in! At least, not after his attempted plot to take over Dream Land.

"Your estimated currency rate sounds like it's reasonable to me. Besides.. you would probably know better as to what comes out to what better than me I would imagine, eh? I can settle just fine with that."

Yin-Yarn sat and listened to the whole show that Customer Service had prepared in terms of selling to Yin-Yarn. He was a bit confused when the Error screen popped up, but after Customer Service explained as to why it happened, he understood a bit more. Perhaps he was going to need a more "updated" device in the future to contact Customer Service in the future, but as to where he would find one was beyond him. The old phone would have to do for now.

"Ooh goodness, that is quite a show of monsters.. they all sound like they could do some major damage from the way that you've described them. Hmm.. yes, just let me think about my choice for a second.. I'll be with you momentarily, hold on!"

Yin-Yarn put down the phone and thought for a good 5 minutes or so thinking of who he may want to purchase. Broom King? He definitely sounded like an interesting one, and with a name like that, how could you go wrong? Sasuke.. explosions.. that sounded like some fire business that Yin-Yarn, being made out of yarn, would definitely not want to be near. Blocky.. he definitely sounded like a good threat as well, but it felt like too much destruction would lead to Yin-Yarn getting dirty, and he hated being unclean. He raised a needle and made his decision, picking the phone back up.

"Alright! I've made my decision.. sorry about the wait I had to give you, I just had to make the proper choice.. you know how it is. I've decided to go with Broom King! After all, he sounds like he could be the cleanest and.. least explosive out of the group. What do you think of it?"

[yin-yarn]

Business Calls (RP W/ HolyNightmareCorporation)

[holynightmarecorporation]

"Dark… Matter?" He heard of the name before. But where? "I don’t believe I know anyone by that name. And I never heard of Zero, either." Was that name mentioned by Nightmare before? He said something about that. They were soldiers in his army at the very beginning. Just a few of them, but they suddenly disappeared without a trace. He thought he corrupted them, but apparently it wasn’t enough to keep them tamed. And now they make an appearance after so many years? And with someone else corrupting them, too? Someone found a way to tame the Dark Matters…

He snickered and grinned. “I’ll have to find this Dark Matter and Zero. Kirby and his friends can’t handle all of us at once.”

He began typing on his computer. “Crystal beads… I am adding that currency to the system now. Are there computer servers in Patch Land? Or any other way I can find the local prices of everyday objects? I need to convert your Crystal Beads and Gold and Silver Buttons to our credits. I don’t want you to send us too little or too much money than what a Demon Beast is worth.” He really wanted Yin-Yarn to send more money than what the Demon Beast was worth.

[yin-yarn]

"Ahh, well I wasn't quite sure if you would know either of them either. To be honest, I hardly know Zero myself, I've only heard of him from Dark Matter. But from what he's told me.. well.. he would definitely intimidate me if I were to ever see him right in front of me, that is for sure!"

Yin-Yarn heard Customer Service say he would attempt to locate the both of them, which was actually good to hear considering he hadn't actually seen Dark Matter for a little while, and to see Zero once and for all would definitely be interesting. Scary, but interesting.

"Ooh, by all means! Having us all together would be interesting indeed.. Would our combined forces truly be enough to stop Kirby and the Star Warriors as a whole once and for all? I don't know of their combined powers very well, but even I know from experience that just two or three of them can be a hassle.. a MAJOR hassle.."

Yin-Yarn was a bit confused when Customer Service brought up the topic of a computer and server. What were either of those things? Yin-Yarn had that in his mind as Customer Service spoke. In Patchland, there wasn't too much technology, though he definitely mimicked some technology when he tried to take over Dream Land, he just didn't know what it was.

"Computer..? A computer server..? Err, I can' say I know what either of those are. Hmm.. well, in Patchland, we tend to buy accessories and furniture with our well earned beads and buttons. Something simple like a lamp could cost you a silver button, while a chandelier could cost you a gold button! I suppose something like a throne could cost you about two or three crystal beads.. and those are the biggest form of currency we have in Patchland."

[yin-yarn]

Business Calls (RP W/ HolyNightmareCorporation)

[holynightmarecorporation]

Oh, but Yin-Yarn was wrong. CS definitely wanted to hear about this other individual. In fact, if he had the time to look for them, he could find another ally to side with against Kirby. “Oh, but I am interested. Maybe it’s someone I know. Try me. I’ve been around.”

He nodded, confirming and sealing the deal verbally. “Excellent. What I’m about to tell you is confidential information about the Galaxy Soldier Army and the Holy NightMare Corporation. It started about 50,000 years ago, possibly further back, when the Galaxy Soldier Army, or GSA, began their attacks against our company. Of those soldiers, Meta Knight was on the front lines. He is considered a Star Warrior. It’s a species of sorts. While we did a number on their army, Meta Knight survived to this day, along with a few other soldiers. Kirby is another Star Warrior, but a premature baby. Meta Knight trains him on a daily basis, along with his friends.”

He drank the rest of his tea. “Ugh, it’s cold. Where were we? Ah, yes. Kirby’s source of power is the Warpstar. He’s nearly helpless without it. Now, if what you say about Prince Fluff is true, he could very well be another Star Warrior. Never underestimate Star Warriors. Their potential is great and unlimited, and should be suppressed before they realize it.”

He was already thinking about what Yin-Yarn could do. If he was able to ambush Meta Knight, could he do it again? This was too perfect. Meta Knight was definitely a threat, but he wanted… something back from him. He’d bring up the request later. Now was not the time.

"You should use this information to the best of your abilities. But don’t think I’ll let you go without some help. I’ll sell you a Demon Beast to assist you. It’s my job, of course. Eheh. Would you like to see a list of our available Demon Beasts?"

[yin-yarn]

Yin-Yarn figured that Customer Service must know what he's talking about, and besides, if he could get information on an individual quickly, then that just stapled the idea in Yin-Yarn's mind that Customer Service must know plenty of people. Perhaps even his ally and friend.

"Well, my friend is in fact a.. very "distinct" individual. I can tell you, he wasn't an easy person to become friends with, definitely not!" Yin-Yarn started to recall his memories in his own mind, thinking of the many words it took to befriend this ally. "To be clear.. his name, or what he calls himself is, Dark Matter. Apparently his Master "Zero".. I believe that is what his name is, is not so keen on Kirby himself.. isn't that interesting?"

As Customer Service talked about Meta Knight and the GSA as a whole, he listened intently. This was a lot of information indeed, he had no idea that such a long drawn out war had taken place, though it was interesting to hear indeed. Prince Fluff? A Star Warrior? That was a troublesome thought.

"I hadn't known that such a thing had taken place.. it is a very painful thing to imagine so many of those "Star Warriors" that includes Kirby himself.. yuck. It makes sense now as to why Meta Knight is so protective of Kirby! I hadn't know the reason prior, but you've cleared out a lot of haze that was in my mind. To think that they are so strong as well.. it is despicable!"

This Service that Customer Service himself would provide seemed very key to taking down Kirby once and for all. To reject it would be a foolish course of action in Yin-Yarn's mind, so he nodded to what Customer Service had to say.

"I'll use the information to whatever degree I can to take down the Star Warrior menace.. I can guarantee you that. Thank you, Customer Service." Yin-Yarn smirked, but then puzzled again for a moment. "It would be great to see what you have to sell in terms of beasts, though I am wondering how I could pay you! In Patchland we use well.. Crystal Beads, and Gold and Silver Buttons as currency. I am not sure if that applies to your work."

[yin-yarn]

Business Calls (RP W/ HolyNightmareCorporation)

[holynightmarecorporation]

No doubt that Yin-Yarn was a powerful individual, or just lucky enough to capture Meta Knight. He almost sounded too good to be true, and just happened to stumble upon a way to contact CS.

“Here’s what I gather. You want to take over Dream Land. And to do that, you’ll want to get rid of Kirby, Meta Knight, and any friends of theirs that help them. I want to get rid of the same people.” What he failed to mention was what his company wanted. They wanted total control of the universe. Sure, Yin-Yarn would live happily as ruler of Dream Land for some time, but he’d most likely be betrayed once Kirby and Meta Knight were out of the picture.

“I just don’t want to leave out of this transaction of information empty-handed. Who knows? I could ask you for information in return. I’ll have to think of something first, and it’ll take me some time to think thoroughly. But I assure you, the favor won’t exceed your limits, nor your abilities.”

[yin-yarn]

Yin-Yarn had his moments, despite being a goofball, he was the closest to gaining total dominance over Dream Land. If it hadn't of been for Meta Knight saving Kirby in his darkest hour, Yin-Yarn would have more than likely come out on top. Despite all of it, Yin-Yarn wasn't one to give up so easily, and was a pretty grudge holding individual. Still, even though Yin-Yarn could knit up an army, the power of Holy Nightmare Corporation as a whole was much stronger than his own, a countless number of beasts that Yin-Yarn would never be able to keep up with, but he didn't know this.

"You would be right! Dream Land.. it's such a beautiful place. To take it over and rule it as my own and turn it into my own image is a wonderful thought, and it was nearly so once! I'll admit, I didn't know there were more like myself who wanted Kirby to be eradicated, along with his pesty friends! Yin-Yarn thought for a moment, lost in thought, but then got right back to Customer Service. "Actually.. there is.. ONE other that I know of who has befriended me that would also like Kirby to be gone, but I do not think you would be interested in hearing of them."

Yin-Yarn thought hard on the deal that Customer Service offered. It seemed like a good trade-off. After all, it seemed like this man was basically on his side as well, so to Yin-Yarn, he didn't have much to lose in this deal.

"Alright, Customer Service. I'll accept your offer. After all, the information seems like it could be invaluable, and to help you with a situation later on that you may need wouldn't bother me if we both seek the same thing, yes?"

[yin-yarn]

Business Calls (RP W/ HolyNightmareCorporation)

[holynightmarecorporation]

CS had a cup of tea on his desk. He had forgotten that he left it there some time ago. Even though it had already cooled down, his mouth was dry, so he took a sip. However, he almost choked on it when he heard Meta Knight’s name mentioned by Yin-Yarn.

"Ahem! I may have heard you incorrectly. Did you say Meta Knight?" It was more CS announcing his disbelief than asking it. "Heard of him?" The company did more than hear about Meta Knight. They fought him, and he just happened to survive the apocalyptic war. But there was more to it. CS suspected that either Meta Knight or Kirby were originally Demon Beasts. There was too much of a resemblance between them and some other Demon Beasts. He even asked his boss about it, but Nightmare neither confirmed nor denied creating at least one of them. If he had, then that meant the company was the source of its own problems.

"I’m… I’m just shocked, is all. I’m surprised you were able to take control of Meta Knight." It appeared Yin-Yarn was oblivious to the whole GSA business. ‘Puffballs’ wasn’t the correct term, and had Yin-Yarn known their species name, he would at least know part of the whole story.

But will CS tell this stranger what he knew? Maybe not all of it, but it could be helpful to his ally. And in return, Yin-Yarn could owe CS a favor in the later future. ”Here’s what I’ll do. I’ll give you information regarding Kirby and Meta Knight all opponents of theirs must know. However, I’ll want something in return for the information sometime in the future. Could be today, could be tomorrow, could be in the next decade. A favor, most likely.” What would CS want from Yin-Yarn? It could have been anything, from money, to something so horrible and despicable, or something that could benefit the both of them later on. There was no telling what he could ask.

"However, I do not completely trust you. No offense, I think that of everyone. If I give you the information, and you fail to return the favor I ask of you,” he paused. CS leaned in and adjusted his shades. He wasn’t smiling at this point. In fact, he appeared quite ominous with the background lighting. “You will make a very powerful enemy, Sorcerer Yin-Yarn, despite us having a common enemy. I hope you can understand my reasoning. Do we have a deal?”

[yin-yarn]

Yin-Yarn was puzzled as soon as Customer Service started choking on his drink, whatever it was. It seemed like it happened right as soon as he mentioned Meta Knight, no doubt that Customer Service was well aware of this Blue Puff as well. He was going to ask if Customer Service was alright, but dodged the question as soon as Customer Service started to speak again.

"Ahaha! Yes, that is the one! The blue one that looks somewhat similar to Kirby as well. Cape? Mask? Though I admit even that doesn't intimidate me.. I don't know what that little brat is trying to pull with his fancy get-up! No doubt trying to make himself look more important.." Yin-Yarn put a smirk on his face. "Ahh, I caught him while his back was turned! Easy pickings, I'd say! The boy was looking down at Dream Land when I nabbed him and took over his mind with my own strings.. a lot of ignorance for someone who thinks he knows everything.. but he can't even watch his own back!"

Yin-Yarn continued to listen as Customer Service brought up the topic of a "deal". Information on Kirby and Meta Knight? That could be extremely useful in his plot to dominate Dream Land, though the fact that he would have to repay the favor in what degree was questionable to him.

"Your deal sounds like a great one, I have to admit that, Customer Service. Though I don't know if I could handle any extreme favors! I mean, there are so many assets that I don't know if I could ever be rid of! Admittedly you seem like you're on the same boat as myself, but could you tell me that it wouldn't be anything too far-fetched?"

Yin-Yarn started to think of his subscription to Yarn Ball weekly and his favorite sock collection. What could he do if Customer Service asked for either of those things? He couldn't dare part without them!

[yin-yarn]

Business Calls (RP W/ HolyNightmareCorporation)

[holynightmarecorporation]

"Yes, you could say I’ve… suffered," he answered. All Kirby did was destroy the entire company and killed Nightmare. But was he going to admit that to Yin-Yarn? Not a chance in hell. It was an embarrassment to admit that, even if Yin-Yarn experienced the same failure as CS did.

"Nuisances? Ohohoho! Kirby wouldn’t be the powerful ‘hero’ he is without them. He can’t even think for himself." It’s true. Someone else had to tell him to attack, even if a Demon Beast was giving him a beating. "I believe it’s the cute part that gets people to side with him. It’s pretty hard to attack that face if you don’t have the proper training. It’s why our Demon Beasts have been trained to ignore all distractions."

The salesman raised a finger to signal to wait a moment. The phone went to static for a few moments, then CS appeared again. “I apologize. We have no records of a ‘Prince Fluff,’ nor of a land called Patch Land. But this prince you describe. Sounds troublesome, indeed. You say he has the same body build as Kirby?” No. It couldn’t be… “Am I to assume you’re telling me Prince Fluff could be the same species as Kirby?” That would definitely be terrible. It would prove the rumor of a new generation of Star Warriors being born. Generation. One was enough to destroy the company. But two? Possibly more?

[yin-yarn]

To Yin-Yarn, Customer Service was right on the money. Kirby did seem ignorant to a lot of things, and the fact that Prince Fluff seemingly had to guide Kirby throughout most of his journey seemed to staple that fact. How much Customer Service knew about Kirby remained a mystery, but hearing that Customer Service as well suffered from Kirby, it must have been quite a lot.

"I never thought of it before.. but you're absolutely right! I doubt that Kirby could have even reached me without the help of the Prince, and who knows the countless others he's probably foiled because of other sources helping him.. curse it all! That boy doesn't deserve friends, no matter what appearance he has! ..Though the fact that you have beasts that can avoid those distractions is wonderful, it's a rare sight that people can ignore that nasty face of his..!"

Yin-Yarn saw Customer Service raise his finger, and Yin-Yarn just nodded to acknowledge it, though he nearly dropped the phone again when the static came up, he wasn't expecting it to happen. Once he saw Customer Service appear on the screen again, he was less confused, hearing what Customer Service had to say.

"Ahh.. that's too bad. If you saw him though, you would definitely be able to tell that he looks nearly identical shape wise to Kirby.. I had already hated him before, but ever since the Kirby ordeal, I've hated him even more, that's for sure! I can't stand even thinking about that blubbering blob.." Yin-Yarn shook his head out of despair, but looked back at Customer Service on the screen and nodded. "Yes! I do believe that they may be the same species. Puffballs? Is that the name of them? I ran into another one that had the same appearance believe it or not.. I took control of him, but he broke free of my bindings as soon as Kirby beat him up.. his name is Meta Knight, have you ever heard of him..?

[yin-yarn]

Business Calls (RP W/ HolyNightmareCorporation)

[holynightmarecorporation]

"Ah, you’re too kind, Sorcerer. Most of my other clients go into fits of rage when I don’t address them in a polite manner." It was true. When you dealt with people with bad morals, you were sure to deal with rude, nasty people who wanted to be treated as kings, even if CS thought he was in a much higher position. The salesman was prideful of the company, and he believed it was light years above all the greatest kingdoms in the universe.

Small. Round. Pink. Puffball? Bingo. When Yin-Yarn described his target, it was as if someone turned a light bulb inside the salesman’s head. That meant Yin-Yarn was a potential ally in the war against the Star Warriors. An ally outside of the company, but still an ally. A powerful one? That, he wasn’t sure, but he was hoping to find out. Not directly, of course, but watching the heat of a battle between Yin-Yarn and CS’s enemies from afar.

His lips curled into a wry smile. “I know exactly who you’re talking about. I will gladly sell you a Demon Beast to exterminate him.” But the sidekick part baffled him. CS raised a questioning eyebrow. “I… don’t know anyone who’s the same height as him. Do you mean Fumu? I suspect she’s the one with access to the Warpstar. Possibly that other kid. Bun, I think was his name. I will gladly help you get rid of Fumu. Both of them, just to be safe.”

[yin-yarn]

It definitely started to kick into his mind that perhaps this character, wherever he was from and whatever he was doing, had nearly the same goal as Yin-Yarn himself. At this point, Yin-Yarn was getting very interested in the whole conversation, it caused him to grow his own wicked smile across his face, who knew how many others wanted this puffball to be gone?

"Nyahaha, by all means, the pleasure is mine, Customer Service! I have to admit, I wasn't quite sure how you would react when I talked about the.. "puffball" issue.. but it seems clear as day to me that, heh, perhaps you are one who has also suffered at the nubs of that.. "little hero"."

Yin-Yarn's right eye bulged out of confusion when Customer Service mentioned Fumu and Bun, admittedly he didn't know either of them, though if he did, he would more than likely want them gone as well. Anyone that sided with the pink menace was a threat to Yin-Yarn, and he wanted none of it.

"Hmm.. I can't say I have ever heard of either of those two. Though from the way you're talking about them, I would imagine that they are nuisances as well? It's a shame to think of how many people are teamed up with that little rat.. it's a burden!" Yin-Yarn started to think of a quick way to describe the sidekick, though it wouldn't be too hard. "You haven't ever heard of a certain "Prince Fluff" before, have you? He is similar to Kirby body build wise, though blue, with a crown, and a much heavier eyebrow game.. ehehe. He is the ruler of the land where I come from, Patchland that is! Though I would definitely like to change that.."

[yin-yarn]

Business Calls (RP W/ HolyNightmareCorporation)

[holynightmarecorporation]

He hated Dedede? Sure. So did just about everyone else in his country. CS was astonished at how Dedede could be king for so long. He expected to see him get overthrown eventually, but those Waddle Dees must have been something in great numbers. He wasn’t sure exactly how many Dedede had, but it must have been enough.

"The pleasure is all mine, Sorcerer Yin-Yarn. I just wasn’t expecting to see someone else answering his majesty’s phone. I apologize if I appeared any less than polite." CS never heard of Patch Land, but now he knew how much Yin-Yarn disliked Dedede. He couldn’t have liked Dedede if he wanted to overthrow him and take over Dream Land.

He still didn’t know if Yin-Yarn was a friend of Kirby’s. But what exactly could they do? The fortress was millions of light years away, and definitely not in the same location as before. It would take them time before they could figure out where the company was, and by then they could move.

"Pardon…?" he muttered. The salesman couldn’t understand what Yin-Yarn thought was contradictory. The company selling Demon Beasts? It was his work, his life. There was nothing contradictory about that. Unless Yin-Yarn was talking about the name? Holy? Well, he guessed it was in some languages, including English. But he wasn’t going to explain what the ‘Holy’ name meant. There was a perfectly good reason ‘holy’ was in the company name.

"Of course! One off the top of my head, Kracko. It’s a powerful monster that can rival a thunderstorm. It fact, it is a living thunderstorm. That’s only one of millions we sell here. Interested?”

[yin-yarn]

Yin-Yarn continued to listen to the man on the phone, still it was odd that he had never seen anyone like this before. The glasses certainly looked interesting, but he didn't seem like the type of man you'd want to come across and try to find a bargain with, Customer Service definitely seemed to know his stuff.

"Oh no..! By all means, if you are good enough for his Majesty, than you are definitely good enough for me, Ehehe..! No need to be apologetic, it was I who came across the phone and called you in the first place, eh? If anything it would be interesting to see more of what your company is capable of! ..That is of course if his Majesty doesn't mind me borrowing his little device for a little while.."

Yin-Yarn went to say something about the joke he had just made with the contradictory statement with the "Holy" and the "Demon" aspect of the company, but he just held his tongue and brushed it off, it didn't matter. Besides, Customer Service didn't really look the type to be one for a joke parade.

"Hmm..? Kracko is it..? You know that name sounds awfully familiar.." Yin-Yarn puzzled for a moment, he would have scratched his head, but he was holding the phone using both needles. Yin-Yarn had once made a yarn copy of Kracko to defeat Kirby in the past, but he had forgotten that. "Well, can this Kracko monster of yours defeat a umm.. small, round, and pink puffball? Roughly ye high? And perhaps a sidekick that goes along with him of the same height..?"

Yin-yarn pushed the phone back away a bit, balancing it on one needle and using his other needle to show the height measurement he was speaking of. It didn't reach too far off the ground. 

[yin-yarn]

Business Calls (RP W/ HolyNightmareCorporation)

[holynightmarecorporation]

"Yes, I can hear you just fine," he answered. He took a moment to think of an answer for Yin-Yarn. "Well, that depends," the salesman responded with suspicion. "If you’re working for his majesty, then you should have returned his personal property directly to him. I’d say he’d reward you for returning him his phone, but if I know him, and I do, he’d accuse you of stealing his property." He was telling the truth. There was no denying that Dedede would take advantage and act like a complete ass.

"If you don’t work for his majesty, then what can I say? You’re a thief? Or finders keepers? But that doesn’t mean I’m going to scold you for taking and answering his phone. That’s not my job, nor my position to have my say in this situation.”

He shook his head, more out of disappointment of the stranger’s ignorance, but he gave a smile to indicate he thought it a joke. “No, we do not sell thread or material. To be perfectly honest, we’d go out of business before the week was over if we did that. I see you’re confused. Let me enlighten you.” Enlighten. Yes, that’s the same word the Demon Beasts called it. Corruption, that is. He adjusted his shades, preparing to introduce himself to the stranger. “You have reached Customer Service of the Holy NightMare Corporation. Need a Demon Beast? We supply a variety of Demon Beasts, all with their own powers, abilities, and purpose. It’s a booming intergalactic business. I’m sure you’ve heard of us. And you are?”

[yin-yarn]

So it was indeed as Yin-Yarn had thought it was, a phone with a screen that could show you the person that you were talking too, Dream Land seemed to be so innovative! He listened to what Customer Service had to tell him and raised a brow in suspicion in return. Demon Beasts? Well, anything with that name must not be joined with the side of good, on the contrary, he seemed a bit more welcome after the introduction.

"Yes.. you're absolutely right I'd imagine! That "King" of Dream Land is a bit of a bully when it comes to people touching his things.. there's no doubt in my mind that he'd just take it and kick me out the next second he had his grubby hands on it.." Yin-Yarn grit his teeth again, it wasn't the first time that King Dedede would have stolen back what Yin-Yarn had stolen in the first place. "To come clean about it.. no, this isn't my phone, nor do I work for that lard headed buffoon. I would much rather see him soak in the lava of Lava Landing than work for that twit!" Yin-yarn smirked into the phone. "I am Yin-Yarn! Sorcerer of Patchland and.. near ruler of Dream Land.. yes, that is for sure. It's hopefully a pleasure meeting you, Customer Service."

Yin-Yarn tapped his lower lip, wondering what exactly Demon Beasts were, but there was no use in just trying to guess, more answers were in order in his eyes.

"A Holy Nightmare Corporation selling Demon Beasts? It feels so contradictory, Nyahaha!" Yin-Yarn composed himself from his laughing fit "..But aside from that, you said that these beasts you sell have individual characteristics and powers? Could you perhaps give me an example?"

Yin-yarn gave a wide smile, a bit lost in thought of crushing Kirby and Prince Fluff with an assortment of monsters, wouldn't that be delightful?