Just a weird lil guy

he/they/xe/it+xenos I make bad jokes and obsess over gay people that's it

[ocean-isopod-offical]

Make your decisions very carefully…

[fluentisonus]

they're trying to get me to do something called ""my job"" instead of reading about medieval english poaching laws

[steampunkforever]

Once I finish killing this guy the cycle of violence will be over, trust me guys

[fibfoolingart]

a visitor on the biodome!!

[disbelievingthatstherealcrime]

PLEASE IT'S VERY IMPORTANT

WHO HAS THAT ONE MEME OF "AROACE PLUS THE COUPLE THAT ADOPTEF THEM" OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT WITH GRACE AND ROCKY AND ADRIAN

[terpsikeraunos]

ancient greek word of the day: κακοθερής (kakotherēs), unfitted to endure summer heat

[aphilologicalbatman-deactivated]

this literally means “bad at summer” pass it on

[zipstick]

Reblog if you, too, are bad at summer

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[xenasaur]

we need legislation banning games >100GB

[xenasaur]

OPTIMIZE YOUR SHIT BETTER THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR A 150GB GAME!!!

[xenasaur]

upon reviewing the notes I'm changing my position. games must be <50GB. no more mandatory 8k uncompressed textures!!! I don't believe in 8k I think it's fake

[xenasaur]

to be clear games really ought to be around 20 gigs or less. but I think in the spirit of generosity and mercy we won't criminally prosecute the developers until the file sizes breaks 50

[creamypancakebatter]

Helldivers 2 heard you and went from 156 to 23

[xenasaur]

wait is that real

just looked it up. holy fuck. they did it by de-duplicating assets. I'm just. my jaw is on the floor. supposedly duplicating assets helps load times on HDDs but. holy fuck at what cost

[somespicycheese]

it's worse than that: The Helldivers devs were told that duplicating assets would help HDD load times, but then they actually tested it and it had basically zero effect on load times!

So they had more than sextupled the size of their game by following industry standard practice that actually did basically nothing!

[deadpowol]

[tahthetrickster]

[forfawkssake]

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

[jonmoxleys]

sometimes it just ends up being something like

[onlyhereforthedrama]

ITS BACK

[dontleavemydreams-deactivated20]

lord 

[uhmgilinsky]

Y’ALL NEED JESUS

[forfawkssake]

Please stop reblogging this post

[myterribletwenties]

This post made my water break

[myterribletwenties]

In honor of my daughter’s first birthday next week, I’m sharing the post that made me laugh so hard that it broke my water.

[forfawkssake]

WHAT

[hotchstuff]

God, I love this accursed website.

[myterribletwenties]

Hey internet, the girl that was born from this post is 4 years old today (July 2 2021) also, the gif still makes me laugh. Happy Birthday, Marceline!!

[myterriblethirties]

Hey internet, the girl that was born from this post is 7 years old today (July 2, 2024) and the gif is still funny af to me. Happy birthday to my beautiful and brilliant big girl, Marceline!!

[thatacefrog]

Happy birthday!!!

[smallerontheoutside]

happy birthday to her !!

[beardedmrbean]

[lovelymimic]

[dogpuppy]

Yeah no I get it

[yinmndragon]

there's a fine line between neon-beige and lizard urine but once you cross it you'll know

[yinmndragon]

So I really fuck with the theory that in Epic Odysseus and his crew ate the tails of the sirens

and there's another thing that could point to it cause in Polythemus when Bill the composer of great music(sheep) gets killed there's just the one bow shot and then the singing starts AND GUESS FUCKING WHAT same thing happens in Different Beast (as in there's a single bow shot and then the song actually starts) so if you're as delusional as me you could interpret it as the sirens being killed like prey (and food) just like the sheep

[yinmndragon]

Imagine that once you're of age you decide to go to war that your father had gone you and died in

and you decide to name yourself Neoptolemus meaning "new warrior" symbolising that you're the fresh blood that will turn the tide of the battle

and then some disrespectful bitch comes about and calls you just "Neo" as in just.. "new" pulling focus to the fact that you're young and inexperienced completely disregarding the fact that you are also a "ptolemos" a "warrior"

[sirwombat]

Let's laugh on mama

(trans rights are human rights)

[burgerdotcom]

reblogs were off

[slunch]

can I live my life or do I have to go away forever