Cole's Reality

Hey, I'm Colin, that all.

[sexysilverstrider]

the group chat when i ask whos available to hang out next week

[angelsaxis]

[eraemx]

As someone that has grown up surrounded by beaches and done surf life saving, I know how the sea works. Lots of people dont. Every summer multiple tourists die here because they don’t respect the sea, if you’re going to the coast, here’s a thing I saw on Facebook.

[i-amneveralone-deactivated20201]

wow.

[robotsandfrippary]

reblogging for all of us that grew up in land locked states, then visit the ocean and are used to just plunging into a lake.

[kivcraft]

[nocturnofshadow]

I’m shitting at these tags

[mad-hare]

yea this is Montreal, do you want to know how bad Montreal drivers are? only on the island of Montreal, is it illegal to make a right turn on a red light. because they don’t fucking look. it’s the only place I’ve ever been that has lost it’s “turning on a red light” privilege

but yea powdered snow is slippery af and the island is hilly and full of narrow streets. not designed for wheeled vehicles.

[mad-hare]

I need to reblog myself because I just found this on the gov of Quebec’s website

[scifigrl47]

I visited Montreal once.

Our local guide/friend (a native of the city) took us for bagels. During this trip, the driver:

-Loaded a girl in the trunk portion of the SUV

-Drove the wrong way on a one way street

-Stopped the car in the middle of the road, got out, walked up to a building, whistled, and waited for a lady on the second floor to drop a LAUNDRY BASKET of folded clothes down to him

-Returned to his car with said laundry like this was how he got his laundry delivered every week and maybe that’s true

-Stopped to pick up his Girlfriend. She got in the trunk with the other girl like it was just another seat.

-Ignored multiple signs about road closures and cursed out his GPS in at least two languages, leading us to be forced onto the bridge that took us out of the city entirely

-Uttered the words “Want to see Ottawa? It’s an okay city.” And all of us considered dialling the American embassy to report we were being kidnapped.

-After a 3 hour trip, we were told the bagels we’d gotten weren’t very good; he’d take us to the real place tomorrow.

All in all, as someone raised to deal with BOSTON roads, the worst driving experience I’ve ever had.

[toastbutteregg]

me:

[toastbutteregg]

[toastbutteregg]

[android1000]

How u let chucky kill u? Just kick the little bitch…

[theartofangirling]

I’ve been waiting a year to post this

[theartofangirling]

it’s that time of year again

[paprika]

[theonion]

[delphinidin4]

[gay-irl]

gay_irl

[chewbacca]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[station-deactivated20200712]

http://station.tumblr.com/

[whitepeopletwitter]

[punkspacecowboy]

Can you imagine being fuckin being lost in the desert for a couple days and out of nowhere hearing Africa by Toto?? I would lose my fuckin shit that would be the moment id be like damn im actually losing it and gonna die out here, what a banger tho.

[badassdemonsword]

[corvodumpy]

Oh come on you HAVE to include the footage.

[vote-for-eggman]

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