My Falconda don't want none unless you got punchs

Spanish guuurrl. I reblog lots of videogames, animey & mangos and random things that make me laugh. Cat person (that means you'll be flooded with cat photos) Sometimes I also reblog serious things that involve (mostly) feminism and many other types of equality. I don't usually tag phobias or triggering things (or barely nothing) so ask me to do it if you need to. Have fun!

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normal bird

[crow--teeth]

I was born with the gift of hands and I’m going to make that everyone else’s problem

[tflatte]

@shitpostsampler?

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[saints-row-2]

i just had an experience i dont think anyone else on earth has ever had before where i saw a tumblr ad and thought “wow that seems interesting i want to check that out” (it was an ad for a new method of learning to speak welsh) and for the first time in human history i actually intentionally clicked on an ad on tumblr to see more information about a product and the fucking link it had embedded was broken and didnt work

[blujayonthewing]

you: oh cool I’m interested, where does this link go?

tumblr ad: 

[healrosie]

i am not a religious person…….. but if you’re out there, giant rat that makes all of the rules,

[corvuscricket-deactivated202411]

Friends take notes

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Do it pussy

[corvuscricket-deactivated202411]

[kaijuno]

“Starter house”?????? We’re supposed to have more than one house???????

[cerulean-beekeeper-deactivated2]

NPR just went, “They’re poor, Harold.”

[toastbutteregg]

[kurlyfryz]

Power move: Next time you go to the airport, bring a bottle of shampoo, but it’s filled with yogurt. When they tell you that liquids aren’t allowed

Drink it

[kurlyfryz]

I have no memory writing this but d a m

The only reason I know this exists is because I clicked on a “Person liked your post”

[beachgothgay]

The ides of March is coming up what’s everyone getting me?

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[im-a-fully-realized-creation]

[starsiignals]

i never understood how we’ve reinvented heiroglyphics until now

[otherwindow]

Female characters: [has a taint tight outfit and a bubble butt] Male characters in the same series: [has baggy pants and no ass]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

My best friend had a new boyfriend, and after snooping around a bit, I discovered he supported the new presidential candidate. The candidate’s political positions were “horses are great” and “women don’t have bones.” Somehow, this was normal, and I accepted it before going to catch a mouse with my bare hands.

[catchymemes]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

The only thing that makes this article funnier is the fact that it is a real story and not something from The Onion

[eliciaforever-deactivated201906]

Dear Tumblr,

All those posts you see of young artists charging $3, $6, $10 for a drawing because they need help? That’s fucking exploitation, and fuck you if you think it’s reasonable or a “good deal" to pay nickels and dimes to squeeze a full-color original drawing out of some talented, hardworking kid because things are tight, and they can’t afford their textbooks. Or food. They sure as hell can’t afford to make you art for $6.

Instead, stop. And ask them where you can donate. If you can afford a $6 drawing, then you can afford to spend $6 simply to help someone. You don’t need internal organs as payment.

Don’t allow young artists to be exploited.

[asieybarbie]

this and this some more.

[bickpen-blog]

I’d go one step further and say: Offer to pay them decent Illustration wages instead if you still want a drawing, say around $20/hour. That way not only will you blow their socks off with your kindness and respect for their abilities, but you will also endow them with a sense of worth that they’re probably hurting for after being surrounded by the sort that makes them feel like their services are so worthless.

Illustration is a professional skill requiring years of training and dedication, regardless if there’s a school involved. If you enjoy that artist’s work and want to help them out, either donate like suggested above or else pay them what their work is worth and pass on the word.

[artists-help]

Basically!

And if someone claims something that took you an hour to draw isn’t worth at least around $10 per hour of work, dont listen to their bullying. To the non-artist, its hard to see the worth in art especially if they didn’t put 10, 5, 2 or even 1 years of solid effort to get to the level of artistic ability there are today.

If the person complaining is still unhappy with the price despite that reasoning? Well let THEM make their own drawing themselves and spend the $10 elsewhere. GL to them getting the level of artistry you have without those years of experience they put behind them!

[daggers-drawn]

Honestly, I make designs for people for free, but someone offered me $20 for one once and I nearly cried.

[shofie-ffxiv]

PLEASE TIP ARTISTS. 

ESPECIALLY IF YOU THINK THEY ARE UNDERCHARGING.

[orange-plum]

I remember one of the things my psychiatrist told me about anxious thoughts or paranoid thoughts or whatever, he said if you’re thinking something bad about yourself or you’re thinking something kinda off the wall irrational (like “My friend’s gotta be mad at me for something she didn’t text me back tonight), then do two steps.

1. Ask if it’s rational, then where’s the evidence? Once you break it down and think about it, there’s usually little to no hard facts to support the thought (your negative opinions about yourself are also not facts so you can’t include them).

and 2. If your friend came up to you saying the same thing, what would you say to them? Would you think they’re overthinking it or would you tell them you agree with them (99% of the time you’re not gonna agree)

So like. IDK. These two things really help me when I’m feeling unsure or paranoid or just bummed out occasionally. He told me that back in October. I figure, hey, might as well post it at night since that’s when most people overthink stuff. This might help calm you down. It does for me.

[artistmitchy]

There’s a Popplio at this local restaurant I’m at on this really high shelf, watching me, protecting the place.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[catchymemes]

[theoldandinactive]

I need to use the subway more

[viostormcaller]

I love how most of these pictures are of the NY subway bc yeah New York really is just Like That, take it from someone who rides the subway frequently