No Couches Aloud! Kris&&Lay
Kris’s stomach flopped over with nervous attraction to the action of Yixing so adorably tired, the sleepy blink and eye rub making the other want to touch. But he still had an armful of ugly couch and a possible lawsuit of manslaughter on his hands.
"N-no it was a thing— trust me." He replied, feeling more stupid by the second. "I’ve got it—"
At that moment, Kris adjusted his grip again, throwing his weight backwards to drag the couch back indoors. But his socked feet slipped and lost grip on the polished hardwood flooring and he lost his balance. He fell backwards, bringing the couch with him in an almighty pull of all of his weight, and the damn thing flopped on his stomach as he landed on his back. Winded, he coughed, still holding the piece of furniture. Luckily it wasn’t heavy enough to do serious damage, so the tall blonde was simply winded, and extremely embarrassed.
"Kris!" Yixing let out a squeak as he watched the scene in front of him. If he'd known Kris better he might have laughed at the other's misfortune, but at the moment he was just worried. He quickly shuffled closer, bending over to get a hold of the bottom of the couch before bending his knees to lift it up enough for the older to slide out from underneath it.
"Canadians are weird." He huffed, waiting for Kris to get out from underneath the couch. "If there's any other weird things you do then you should probably warn me now before I walk in on you sacrificing a goat." Yixing's eyes got wide at his own words and he looked down at Kris with a scared expression. "You don't sacrifice goats right? They're so cute..." He seemed to drift off, distracted at the idea of goats.












