My Little Space On The Internet

Maybe I’m going to get back into Tumblr… we’ll see lol

[wormcosmologies]

[catgirlcadaver-deactivated20241]

yeah Romeo and Juliet suuucks they should’ve both survived at the end and lived happily ever after instead. but of course the writer kills them both off for shock value.

[greatlordfluffernutter]

They also should've been garden gnomes

[cyberratz]

me when i find out something will cost a pretty penny but i only have gross and ugly pennies left

[jedi-nurse]

If anyone needs me for the next 7 to 10 business days I am going to be processing Bride by Ali Hazelwood. 10/10 recommend

[girlwhoiscryimg]

i think spending years on tumblr surrounded by the most critically unhinged minds on earth has impacted me in ways i dont even want to acknowledge. but on the plus side its all really funny

[halalgirlmeg]

I like how Spain Spanish is just completely different from everybody else

[bax16]

[spartalabouche]

moodboard for when you just woke up to your cat reblogging hundreds of the same post with her ass and everyone on tumblr is about to collectively beat you to death  and you cant even explain yourself

[spartalabouche]

people keep asking the same questions so here are some answers in hopes that people actually look in the notes:

this is the cat who committed the crime

the post was that one ‘people who are stand users’ post thats like a mile long. it genuinely was hundreds of that one post and if i hadnt hit post limit it probably would have been more.

how it happened was that tumblr has hotkeys for interacting with posts on your dashboard. she somehow sat on my keyboard and hit the specific key(s) to reblog posts and just sat there for so long that i hit post limit

she was shamed for her crimes but she does not regret it and would do it again

[prof-peach]

A little autumn love, stay safe out there.

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

doctors and all other medical specialists during check-ups: "hmmm well it seems like nothing is wrong with you, you say you are having pain? idk take some tylonel and sleep it off i guess, you will probably live"

dentists: "your teeth are yellow as shit and your gums are unhealthy, you only brush twice a day when you should be doing it 4 times an HOUR, WHY don't you floss. i see darkness in your future and the darkness represents cavities, you've got diseases we haven't even seen before, all your shit is fucked up my guy, even your jawline sucks and i don't even test for that, absolutely pathetic. don't show your face here again"

[beachdeath]

one thing i have learned this year reading a lot of old-timey diaries is that they straight up did not know anything about medicine. i mean less than nothing. sylvia plath writes in her journal that she’s got a bad cold but fortunately the doctor has prescribed her some cocaine drops so she should be okay. louisa may alcott is like well i am in horrible pain for no apparent reason (after being treated with mercury for the fever she developed working as a nurse in a civil war hospital) but fortunately i am able to sleep pretty well at night thanks to this opium i’ve been prescribed. franz kafka is totally fine all spring and summer just writing about going out for coffee and seeing plays with his friends and then november hits and he’s like “i am in agony life is meaningless i am a worm upon the earth” and it truly is like franz buy a sun lamp king

[antique-scarecrow]

it’s so weird how we live in a golden age of science & medicine and we know more than any generation that came before us, while simultaneously every day feels like the opening scene in a post-apocalypse movie

[changelingfangs]

Friendly reminder also that doctors in the Victorian era didn’t know to wash their hands after an autopsy…

[ldkmmkldfs-deactivated20220707]

Non-binary icon

[memewhore]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

apparently this is a thing in Japan too, and it gets translated as “Mundane Halloween.” There are so photos online and they’re all so good?????

“Person going to work on a windy day"

“Woman who’s having her bang cut but the hairdresser is nowhere to be found"

"Zookeeper in charge of the pandas"

[mydearestmonster]

Werewolf: *transforming* You have to go, now! I don’t want you to see me like this…

Human s/o: Don’t push me away! I’m not afraid of you!!

Werewolf: No no I’m just really dumb as a wolf and I don’t want you to see me bark at a mirror for two hours 

[dirtymonsterconfessions]

How could you hide this beautiful thing in the tags?

- Mod Naga

[silver-tongues-blog]

werewolf after waking up the next morning: I am going to kill you Human: is it because i threw werewolf: YES ITS BECAUSE YOU THREW THE STICK BUT REALLY JUST HID IT BEHIND YOUR BACK

[marii-pily]

Another practice; I tried a ref pose with them 😆

Now I’ll open commissions-

[hitmewithcute]

Am I the good boy? Really??

[lloonlloon]

I mean this in the most sincere, heart-filled-with-love way, this dog looks like a worm on a string

[powerburial]

[cerastes]

[suqmydiqtbh]

sage life advice from khloe kardashian

[prayraf]

lmaoooo khloe is me af